Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Grieyls, Feb 24, 2001.
Uh uh, no way. Never I tell you.
<waves hand like a Jedi>
You will tell me what happened!
Sorry, nup! Can't anyway, I wasn't there.
You had a nasty accident on a tricycle but your not going to tell me because you weren't there? Someones hiding something!
It's true! I did it! I . . . OH! You were talking about Grieyls! Never mind then . . .
The what did who now?
Don't worry Grieyls your conscience will soon give in and you will reveal all.
<Sits in arm chair and waits>
I will? Hmmm, better be careful then.
"Look both ways before you cross the road."
<Nods sagely, as though I have just revealed the meaning of life.>
I am humbled in your presence.
<Bows to the mighty 2 1/2 ft Ewok>
We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
"Thank you, thank you."
(And I'm at least three feet tall, not two and a half.)
Yeah, kind of makes it hard to keep our heads lower than his.
True. I'll just stand on this box here. There we are. All fixed.
Dude, that box isn't that big. <struggles to keep head lower>
<Suggests one of those tall cranes>
Yeah that's good idea. Get one of those.
I've ordered a couple for the mighty 2ft Ewok, they should be here in a couple of days.
In the mean time i'm off to see a back specialist.
Why is it that I'm now getting shorter? I went from 3 ft to 2ft pretty quickly.
Should probably stop hitting your head with a hammer then. That'll do it every time you know.
Also every time you take your high heels off you lose a foot.
Ewww, gross dude. Quick put your foot back on, your bleeding all over the floor.