Abq Worst movies you've ever seen.

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  1. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    I was just wondering what are some of the worst movies you've ever seen. I try to watch every movie that comes out at least once just so I can say that I've seen it. A few movies that I absolutely hated, and will never watch again are.


    Black Knight (Martin Lawrence is not funny)
    Ever After (with the disgusting Drew Barrymore)
    Battlefield Earth (Travolta and his stupid laugh, horrible)
  2. Redgek Jedi Knight

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    - The Fifth Element (I liked it better when it was called HEAVY METAL)

    - Bad Boys, Armageddon, and Pearl Harbor (Michael Bay is a butt-monkey. He better not screw up the live-action Transformers movie next year)

    - Nurse Betty (Ugh)

    - Riding in Cars With Boys (even the hilarious Steve Zahn couldn't save it)

  3. EvilPrincess Jedi Master

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    Can we list movies that were so awful, you couldn't even sit through the whole thing?
    Little Buddah - got dragged with my friends cause they thought Keanu was hot...even they said "let's go" 15 minutes into it, if that long.
    Just Married - dont' know what i was thinking when i rented it...oh yeah, someone actually said it was funny....after 20 minutes i turned it off.

    so there you go, 35 minutes of my life I will never get back...:_|
  4. Capt_Canuck Jedi Knight

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    Kazaam with Shaq. Sports Stars should not act! Should have been rated as a Horror flick, not a comedy....
  5. Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling

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    Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure (Wow! Just stupid!)
    (My apologies to all of you who previously said you liked this one)

    White Noise (recently wasted about $25 seeing this at the theater)

    Van Helsing (great FX, nothing else great about it)
  6. BrotherHalo RSA Emeritus and Heckler

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    Strange things are afoot at the Circle K...


    I can't believe you don't think B&T is one of teh greatest movies evar!
  7. LukeWarm88 Jedi Knight

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    B&T must be a guy thing cause I hate it too. :(

    Other worst movies I have seen are:
    Hildago (My friend and I had free passes and we still got up and left the movie!)

    High Tension

    Closer (With Julia Roberts, got 2 golden globes, and maybe an acadmey award)

    Austin Powers

    Anchorman (everyone else in my family loved it but me!)
  8. Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Master

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    I loved the fight scene in Anchorman. When he killed the guy with the trident I almost peed my pants
  9. LukeWarm88 Jedi Knight

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    Ok, I do like that scene just because it was a spoof on the movie "Warriors". It is even funnier if you know which scene from "Warriors" they are spoofing!
  10. Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
  11. WomackD Jedi Knight

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    Saving/serviving Christmas (whatever it's called). Actually anything with Ben Afleck in general.
  12. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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    the star wars holiday speacial. I didnt even make it all the way before I had to stop.
  13. black_8ight Jedi Knight

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    I agree WomackD. I was shocked that they actually made that movie, what the hell were they thinking.
  14. TheResidentEvil Force Ghost

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    napolean dynamite, traffic, life aquatic, 28 days later, open water and any chick flick. Also kids movies. Traffic is the only movie i have ever left the theater during.
  15. jango_junkie Jedi Knight

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    Any comedy made within the last 2 years. They are not at all funny and they all follow the same plot line as movies like Happy Gilmore which was made 9 years ago. Comedies today are stupid! Anything that Martin Lawerence is not funny at all and that new basket ball movie that is to be out in a couple of weeks looks as bad as the pacifier! Adam Sandler has lost his touch too.
  16. Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling

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    Jango - Have you seen Anchorman?!

    I loved 28 Days and Open Water!!!:(
  17. jango_junkie Jedi Knight

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    Anchorman follows all the Cliches (no accent mark) that all comedies before it had. Hollywood is doing bad these days. Mr. and Mrs. Smith was not great but it was a chance to see Angelina Jolie in action so I was not complaing.
  18. ObeyTheFist Jedi Master

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    worst movie? Hellboy - fing hate41d that movie. I love the comic book/graphic novel and have not been able to read it since then. The creator was a visual producer and I wonder if he went blind because of how awful it was.

    Another bad one - Troy. Yes, nice seeing Pitt in a mini skirt and the Hulk as well but the storyline was awful. Epic war and you have about 20 minutes of a real frigging battle. I wanted more blood and guts then drama. EPIC WAR people! Repeat after me - EPIC WAR!! stupid hollywood. Couldn't even get Ajax right. lets see a man who is famous for his love of armor barely wearing anything - less then brad pitt - and have him get killed in the middle of the battle instead of at the end when he offed himself because Ulyesses got Achilles armor and not him. Greek tragedy hollywood! Get it right and read the damn book next time!

    I can continue?!
  19. Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling

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    I gotta agree with that!
  20. Commander_Clem Jedi Master

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    My wife put Just Married but I'm not sure if she was talking about the movie or our honeymoon? :eek:
  21. jango_junkie Jedi Knight

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    I also hate those Mighty Ducks movies too!
  22. BrotherHalo RSA Emeritus and Heckler

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    :eek:

    quack

    Quack

    QUACK

    <h3>QUACK</h3>

    <h2>QUACK</h2>

    <H1>QUACK!</H1>

    The first was the best, though.
  23. EvilPrincess Jedi Master

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    Oh my god you actually watched the other ones??
  24. jango_junkie Jedi Knight

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    First one was okay, it had a little influence on me. It made me play hockey for a while.
  25. EvilPrincess Jedi Master

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    well, i guess i'll that go then...cause hockey rules!
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