main
side
curve
  1. Welcome to the new boards! Details here!

  2. Hey Fanficers! In fixing the prefixes something happened and now you can't edit titles. Don't panic! We're looking into what happened and trying to fix it.
  3. 2017 Fan Fiction Awards - Nominations

Discussion Worst Possible Shippings

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by darth fluffy, Feb 28, 2013.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

    Registered:
    Dec 27, 2012
    A few of my own...

    Kyp Durron/Atris. One of them would have to time travel, and when they met, they'd hate each other at first sight. They're pretty much the two opposite camps of the Jedi, and that's not the sort of differences you can get over.

    Saba Seybante/Darth Maul. Likely to end in violence.

    Waru/Nen Yim. No. Just....no.

    So post your craziest ships here!
     
    Lady_Misty likes this.
  2. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

    Registered:
    Nov 1, 2004
    Dark Nest Jaina/Zekk. There was way too much elbow rubbing and throat clicking.
     
  3. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

    CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Registered:
    Jul 1, 2000
    Worse ships? Titantic II... j/k

    Omini/Lumiya - one is ugly as sin, the other is a cyborg, oh the drama!

    Palpatine/Mara - You know, despite the major age difference... this is actually plausible. *gasp* Any ship with him will result in this. Be warned, it's disturbing.
     
  4. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

    Registered:
    Nov 1, 2004
    There is a writer over at FFN that writes that 'ship. Ack!
     
    LLL likes this.
  5. darth fluffy

    darth fluffy Jedi Knight star 2

    Registered:
    Dec 27, 2012
    OH GOD MY BRAIN...

    :eek:[face_hypnotized][face_worried][face_sick]
     
    LLL and Jedi_Lover like this.
  6. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

    Registered:
    Nov 1, 2004
    Oh it's worse than that because I am pretty sure Mara is underage in the fic.
     
    LLL likes this.
  7. Briannakin

    Briannakin Grand Moff Darth Fanfic & Costuming/Props Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Feb 25, 2010
    I don't normally hate directly on stuff, but that Mara/Palps fic is one of the worst things I've come across on ff.n. And to make it worse, Mara is underage and completely out of character. It's one thing to do crackships for laughs, it's another thing to do it seriously and with those sort of implications.

    Leia/Wicket. Those would be some ugly children. Yoda/Malla would also be bad.

    Booster/Isard. Now that's just wrong.
     
    LLL and Jedi_Lover like this.
  8. smuggler_vola

    smuggler_vola Jedi Padawan star 1

    Registered:
    Oct 13, 2012
    Go to ff.n and you will find some freaking disturbing stuff, I'm telling ya.

    Quinlan Vos/Obi-Wan Kenobi
     
    LLL likes this.
  9. Kahara

    Kahara Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Mar 3, 2001
    Urk. I agree with the dislike for creepily exploitative (Mara/Palps, just no) and vast species difference (and umm, anything with Waru) pairings. But the devil's advocate in me has to say that Booster/Isard could be epic if done halfway believably. If just for the horrified expression on poor Corran's face. :p
     
    Ordo N-11, Jabari, Space_Wolf and 6 others like this.
  10. thesevegetables

    thesevegetables Jedi Knight star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 11, 2012
    Go down with your ship!
     
    Jade_Max and LLL like this.
  11. Alexis_Wingstar

    Alexis_Wingstar Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Sep 16, 2006
    I saw one story with Jaina/Lowbacca.

    Binks/Padme

    Watto/anyone

    Even if I went for crackships with cannon characters in SSR... well actually, I think there are a couple good writers on these boards who could make that pairing work, but I could more easily see Obi-Wan with Mace Windu, and Quinlan Vos with Anakin Skywalker.
     
  12. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Registered:
    Apr 4, 2011
    I've seen a Binks/Padme. But... it wasn't in a fan fic.

    It was fan art. Adult fan art.

    And the image is forever burned into my brain.
     
  13. J_Girl

    J_Girl Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001
    This is what I have been telling people and they don't believe me! :confused:
     
    LLL likes this.
  14. J_Girl

    J_Girl Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001
    Ewww! Just.... eww! There are some things nobody needs to see. Ever.
     
    LLL likes this.
  15. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

    Registered:
    Nov 1, 2004
    I read a Padme/Boss Nas smut fic. Ack!
     
  16. Lady_Misty

    Lady_Misty Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Mar 21, 2007
    Grievous/Ventress.

    I believe all of them that I have seen are for mature audiences.

    There's even aa Harry Potter/Darth Vader fic o_O
     
  17. Scars Unseen

    Scars Unseen Jedi Padawan

    Registered:
    Feb 28, 2013
    R2-D2/Anyone else

    Has a gadget for everything, that one does.

    Oh god... R2-D2/Yoda...
     
    Valairy Scot likes this.
  18. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

    Registered:
    Nov 1, 2004
    I actually wrote a Luke/R2D2 'shipping fic called, Be Careful What You Wish For. It got good reviews. ;)
     
  19. Scars Unseen

    Scars Unseen Jedi Padawan

    Registered:
    Feb 28, 2013
    Just remember, R2-D2 has seen a lot of action...
     
  20. Lady_Misty

    Lady_Misty Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Mar 21, 2007
    Palpatine/anyone

    Supposedly in canon there were females but can you guys seriously see him with anyone?
     
  21. Kahara

    Kahara Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Mar 3, 2001
    It's more like, can you unsee it? [face_sick]
     
  22. Alexis_Wingstar

    Alexis_Wingstar Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Sep 16, 2006
    Pre-RoTS, yes. Post... not so much. Not because he becomes physically hideous because of the struggle with Mace Windu though... more because there seemed to be more of a transcendent spiritual transformation as well... I mean, he was already dark because he was a Master Sith, but also it was like he no longer needed to appear the kindly benefactor to anyone and transcended... or descended into something so dark that any intimate relationship with anyone would be impossible... even if it was a sadistic sort of relationship.
     
    Lady_Misty likes this.
  23. Kahara

    Kahara Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Mar 3, 2001
    Exactly, it'd be like somebody having an affair with the Eye of Sauron or something.
     
  24. Skywalker_T-65

    Skywalker_T-65 Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Registered:
    Nov 19, 2009
    Jacen/Mara. Yes, this has happened.
     
    SiouxFan and Lady_Misty like this.
  25. leiamoody

    leiamoody Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 8, 2005
    Chewbacca, Leia, and a hydrospanner.

    Yes, it was a real fic. No, I did NOT write the blasted thing.
     
    LLL likes this.
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.