Discussion Worst Possible Shippings

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by darth fluffy, Feb 28, 2013.

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  1. Jedi_Lover Chosen One

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    I have seen Anakin Solo/Mara. That was ThrawnMcEwok's favorite theory. :p
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  2. Jedi_Lover Chosen One

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    I'm sure he had concubines...unwilling concubines.

    Sorry for the double post. I got distracted and didn't do an edit on the previous post.
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  3. Count_Drabbu Jedi Grand Master

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    I thought I'd written Jar Jar/Padme before, but maybe I've never finished it. I know I have a drabble where Yoda declares his love for Padme, but he's so drunk he's trying to make out with the wrong senator from Naboo.
  4. Lady_Misty Force Ghost

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    Clone/Clone as in Jango Fett Clone and another Jango Fett Clone in love and the whole nine yards.

    Talk about narcissism to the extreme.


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  5. Scars Unseen Jedi Master

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    Jacen, Vergere, and hot romance involving the Embrace of Pain. Go.
  6. Jedi_Lover Chosen One

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    Would that be considered incest or just self-love?
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  7. Lady_Misty Force Ghost

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    *shrugs*


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  8. TrakNar Chosen One

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    Twincesturbation. That's my term for it.

    Anywho... Any droid/anyone. The reasoning behind it? Like Artoo, droids have a tool for everything. And the parts would be easy to come by. And while I haven't seen any, Zuckuss/4-LOM has been jokingly suggested by more than a few people.
  9. Scars Unseen Jedi Master

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    Can you imagine HK-47's pillow talk? Now that I've mentioned it, can you stop imagining it?
  10. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Chosen One

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    HK-47: Statement: My performance was above optimal. Query: Did this please you, Master?


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  11. Jedi_Lover Chosen One

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    In my story Callista's soul was not transferred into Cray, but into Artoo Detoo. So there was a weird non-sexual relationship going on between Luke and R2D2.
  12. leiamoody Force Ghost

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    You can't love anyone else until you learn to love yourself. :p
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  13. Lady_Misty Force Ghost

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    Voldemort/Harry
    Voldemort/Hermoine
    Voldemort/_________

    The only person I see Voldemort with is the insane fanatic Bellatrix. Admit it you can see it too.
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  14. Alexis_Wingstar Force Ghost

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    I view Voldemort in the same light as Palpatine. Both only use people to further their lust for power. I can't see either having a real relationship with anyone.

    Bellatrix, however would really have the hots for the old snake.
    Last edited by Alexis_Wingstar, Mar 5, 2013
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  15. Scars Unseen Jedi Master

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    Salacious Observation: Your meatbag extremities are less revolting by moonlight than in more optimal lighting, master.
  16. TrakNar Chosen One

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    For the sake of such hilarious pillow talk, I want to see a droid/anyone pairing, now. XD
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  17. Lady_Misty Force Ghost

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    Vader/someone that isn't Padme

    Most of the time it's OCs but there are some Boba/Vader, him and one of his children (I am not kidding), I think that there is a Palpatine/Vader one, Vader/Obi-Wan and the list goes on for a bit.

    And even Padme might be out of the question.

    The bigger question is could he even still have intimate relationships if he was in the suit? I doubt it since he could only survive without his mask in certain places where there was a pressurized environment , oxygen rich or both. The suit might only come off for maintenance for his inorganic parts and the suit. They might also check for anything that the medical systems might not be reporting about what's left of his body.
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  18. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Chosen One

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    An HK-47/Anyone would be the death of anyone who read. It would be that hilarious.


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  19. SiouxFan Jedi Grand Master

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    Danni Quee and a Hutt. Yes, I've seen it. Yes, my eyes are still burning. It was a parody, but still....NO!
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  20. Pandora Force Ghost

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    I've seen a Binks/Padme. But... it wasn't in a fan fic.

    It was fan art. Adult fan art.

    I think I ran into that while looking for something else entirely. Either that, or (overly dramatic pause)--there is more than one out there.

    Recently, I had the dubious pleasure of encountering a fanfic with Palpatine/Jar Jar Binks. Yes, it was an adult fanfic. Yes, it was just as wrong as you don't want to imagine. You're welcome.
  21. Lady_Misty Force Ghost

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    Palpatine and Jar Jar???

    I have no words to describe my shock.
  22. DarthBreezy Chosen One

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    Oh god no... ALL of these 'ships' are nightmarish - but this comment did spark an idea about droids and what not - the end result was a LOT more innocent, or maybe it was just a mental backlash for all these scary thoughts.
  23. Rew Force Ghost

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    R2-D2: "YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!"
  24. Alexis_Wingstar Force Ghost

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    Yeah, what Lady_Misty said. My brain hurts now.
  25. Dunc T'racen Force Ghost

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    I once saw a Jacen/Jaina fic. Or maybe it was a Jacen/Jaina/Anakin fic? I didn't read it, obviously.

    Then again, incest is pretty tame compared to some of the pairings mentioned.
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