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Discussion Worst Possible Shippings

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by darth fluffy, Feb 28, 2013.

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  1. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

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    I have seen Anakin Solo/Mara. That was ThrawnMcEwok's favorite theory. :p
     
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  2. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

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    I'm sure he had concubines...unwilling concubines.

    Sorry for the double post. I got distracted and didn't do an edit on the previous post.
     
  3. Count_Drabbu

    Count_Drabbu Jedi Knight star 2

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    I thought I'd written Jar Jar/Padme before, but maybe I've never finished it. I know I have a drabble where Yoda declares his love for Padme, but he's so drunk he's trying to make out with the wrong senator from Naboo.
     
  4. Lady_Misty

    Lady_Misty Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Clone/Clone as in Jango Fett Clone and another Jango Fett Clone in love and the whole nine yards.

    Talk about narcissism to the extreme.


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  5. Scars Unseen

    Scars Unseen Jedi Padawan

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    Jacen, Vergere, and hot romance involving the Embrace of Pain. Go.
     
  6. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

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    Would that be considered incest or just self-love?
     
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  7. Lady_Misty

    Lady_Misty Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    *shrugs*


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  8. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Twincesturbation. That's my term for it.

    Anywho... Any droid/anyone. The reasoning behind it? Like Artoo, droids have a tool for everything. And the parts would be easy to come by. And while I haven't seen any, Zuckuss/4-LOM has been jokingly suggested by more than a few people.
     
  9. Scars Unseen

    Scars Unseen Jedi Padawan

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    Can you imagine HK-47's pillow talk? Now that I've mentioned it, can you stop imagining it?
     
  10. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

    CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    HK-47: Statement: My performance was above optimal. Query: Did this please you, Master?


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  11. Jedi_Lover

    Jedi_Lover Force Ghost star 5

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    In my story Callista's soul was not transferred into Cray, but into Artoo Detoo. So there was a weird non-sexual relationship going on between Luke and R2D2.
     
  12. leiamoody

    leiamoody Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    You can't love anyone else until you learn to love yourself. :p
     
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  13. Lady_Misty

    Lady_Misty Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Voldemort/Harry
    Voldemort/Hermoine
    Voldemort/_________

    The only person I see Voldemort with is the insane fanatic Bellatrix. Admit it you can see it too.
     
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  14. Alexis_Wingstar

    Alexis_Wingstar Jedi Master star 4

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    I view Voldemort in the same light as Palpatine. Both only use people to further their lust for power. I can't see either having a real relationship with anyone.

    Bellatrix, however would really have the hots for the old snake.
     
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  15. Scars Unseen

    Scars Unseen Jedi Padawan

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    Salacious Observation: Your meatbag extremities are less revolting by moonlight than in more optimal lighting, master.
     
  16. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    For the sake of such hilarious pillow talk, I want to see a droid/anyone pairing, now. XD
     
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  17. Lady_Misty

    Lady_Misty Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Vader/someone that isn't Padme

    Most of the time it's OCs but there are some Boba/Vader, him and one of his children (I am not kidding), I think that there is a Palpatine/Vader one, Vader/Obi-Wan and the list goes on for a bit.

    And even Padme might be out of the question.

    The bigger question is could he even still have intimate relationships if he was in the suit? I doubt it since he could only survive without his mask in certain places where there was a pressurized environment , oxygen rich or both. The suit might only come off for maintenance for his inorganic parts and the suit. They might also check for anything that the medical systems might not be reporting about what's left of his body.
     
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  18. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

    CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    An HK-47/Anyone would be the death of anyone who read. It would be that hilarious.


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  19. SiouxFan

    SiouxFan Jedi Master star 3

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    Danni Quee and a Hutt. Yes, I've seen it. Yes, my eyes are still burning. It was a parody, but still....NO!
     
  20. Pandora

    Pandora Jedi Master star 3

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    I've seen a Binks/Padme. But... it wasn't in a fan fic.

    It was fan art. Adult fan art.

    I think I ran into that while looking for something else entirely. Either that, or (overly dramatic pause)--there is more than one out there.

    Recently, I had the dubious pleasure of encountering a fanfic with Palpatine/Jar Jar Binks. Yes, it was an adult fanfic. Yes, it was just as wrong as you don't want to imagine. You're welcome.
     
  21. Lady_Misty

    Lady_Misty Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Palpatine and Jar Jar???

    I have no words to describe my shock.
     
  22. DarthBreezy

    DarthBreezy Force Ghost star 6

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    Oh god no... ALL of these 'ships' are nightmarish - but this comment did spark an idea about droids and what not - the end result was a LOT more innocent, or maybe it was just a mental backlash for all these scary thoughts.
     
  23. Rew

    Rew Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    R2-D2: "YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!"
     
  24. Alexis_Wingstar

    Alexis_Wingstar Jedi Master star 4

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    Yeah, what Lady_Misty said. My brain hurts now.
     
  25. Dunc T'racen

    Dunc T'racen Jedi Master star 3

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    I once saw a Jacen/Jaina fic. Or maybe it was a Jacen/Jaina/Anakin fic? I didn't read it, obviously.

    Then again, incest is pretty tame compared to some of the pairings mentioned.
     
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