Discussion Worst Possible Shippings

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  1. Jedi_Lover Chosen One

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    I agree. Especially since the female won't simply look like a feminized version of her male counterpart. The female with Turner syndrome would be short and stocky. She would have a short wide neck and a very low hairlines. She would also be infertile.
  2. Lady_Misty Force Ghost

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  3. THE EVIL CLIFFIE Force Ghost

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    It may have already been said, but Leia/Sarlacc. :_|

    Yes, it was a smutfic.

    I read the whole way throguh in horrified fascination. [face_sick]
  4. Jedi_Lover Chosen One

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    I think we have a winner!/\/\
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  5. Briannakin Grand Moff Darth Fanfic Manager

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    That takes the cake. I really don't want to read it, but I'm oddly curious.
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  6. newdawn12 Force Ghost

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    What does everyone think of Ben Skywalker/Tahiri Vella








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  7. Force Smuggler Chosen One

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    Wouldn't put it past Denning to give it a shot....
    Anakin Solo or someone new for Tahiri. Seha or Vestara for Ben.
  8. Jedi_Lover Chosen One

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    It could be possible, but she is thirteen years older then Ben. I don't know if the age difference would matter when Ben is older, but right now he's a teenager and she's around thirty. That would be illegal in some US States. I would not be surprised if we see Vestara in the future.
  9. Lady_Misty Force Ghost

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    Tahiri Velia and Ben Skywalker?

    Seeing that she was fourteen/fifteen when he was born and she came on him in a highly inappropriate manner when he was fourteen. If I remember correctly she was trying to be sexually appealing and she was putting her hands where they shouldn't belong since Ben was underaged in the eyes of humans in the most countries on Earth.
  10. darksideyesplease Force Ghost

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    Speaking of Voldey and Bellatrix, if you remember she is like the last death eater to bite the dust in the Great Hall in Deathly Hallows (book not movie) and when Molly kills her, Voldemort screams in rage. He didn't really have a problem when anyone else was dying, so maybe there is something to that... Then again I used to have an unhealthy fantasy about Bellatrix torturing me with the cruciatus curse. So what do I know.
  11. mavjade It's so FLUFFY! Fanfic & New Movies Manager

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    Would certainly have to be when Ben was older than his current age in the EU, othewise it would be creepy. Canon characters are hard to pair with Ben because most of them are so much older.
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  12. Lady_Misty Force Ghost

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    That's my thinking.

    How he reacted to her death spoke volumes.
  13. Katana_Sundancer Force Ghost

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    Given that she already had a go at seducing him for interrogation purposes (after he'd been tortured, no less) when he was fourteen... Much much squick. Tahiri should not be allowed within a parsec of Ben, in my opinion.
  14. Kit' Manager Emeritus

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    Once (many years ago when I was a mod) I deleted a JarJar/QuiGon shipper fic. I can categorically say that was one of the most disturbing fics I've ever had the misfortune to read.
  15. Kahara Force Ghost

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    Oh eww, seriously. Every now and then I think that I should read some of the later-setting novels, and then I hear something like this. I liked Tahiri, dagnabbit.
  16. Jedi_Lover Chosen One

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    Wasnt Tahiri having sex with Jacen? That would make things awkward with Ben I think.
  17. kayladie97 Force Ghost

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    Er, yeah, I might have written that fic...[face_blush] Normally, incest squicks me supremely as well, which is why even though I love the show Supernatural, I don't read fic because it's all Wincest (Sam/Dean). But I had a funny thought of what Han would say about the situation, and I wrote the fic just so I could have Han say the line. And it was Jaina/Jacen/Anakin, I'm sorry to say.
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  18. Force Smuggler Chosen One

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    A Jacen/Jaina/Anakin fic? Do I want to know?
  19. Jedi_Lover Chosen One

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    I missed you @kayladie97 ! Welcome back! I can't remember if I read that story.
  20. kayladie97 Force Ghost

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    It's really quite an awful story. :oops: I remember apologizing to fan ficcers in general when I posted it. It's purely PWP, just so Han can make a snarky comment, LOL.

    I've missed y'all, too! I'm going to try and see if I can work on some of my unfinished fics. Hopefully, there'll be no awfulness there. :p You're not missing anything by not having read this one, I promise you.
    Choosing from a list

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  21. Force Smuggler Chosen One

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    @kayladie97 I'm very interested now, morbidly interested so hit me.
  22. kayladie97 Force Ghost

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    I don't think it's online anymore, as the only website I had it posted on is defunct. I can't bring myself to post it at fanfiction.net, and for obvious reasons, I can't post it here. However, if you REALLY want to read it, I can send the document to your email. Not sure how the PM thing works on this new site, but if you send me your email, I'll get it to you. Probably tomorrow, though. Gotta get some sleep! ;)
  23. Jedi_Lover Chosen One

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    @kayladie97. FFN no longer allows hardcore stuff. You'd have to post it on AFF or SWFF. Although, I don't think that particular plot needs to be revived. ;) the worse shipping ever was Luke and your evil doctor on Whisper Your Weakness. I'm still mad at you for doing that to my farmboy. I guess it really isnt a ship if there is only one willing partner.:(
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  24. kayladie97 Force Ghost

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    @Jedi_Lover. Yeeeah, no one really pays much attention to the TOS over at FFn, as far as I can see. I still post my smut there, but my stuff is pretty tame compared to some. The only time you get in trouble is when one of those self-professed guardians of FFn (or whatever they were calling themselves, I can't remember) reporting your story to the admins.

    I really did put Luke through the wringer in that story! But it had a happy ending, so it's all good, right? ;)
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  25. dokratr0 Jedi Master

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    This wasn't called 'Myrkr Madness' or something like that?
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