1. Welcome to the new boards! Details here!

Discussion Worst spinoff movie ideas

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth Downunder, Feb 5, 2013.

  1. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

    Aug 5, 2001
    Star Wars Origins: Jar Jar
    Sio Bibble & the Babble of Bearded Babbling Braniacs
    Lobot in Love
    Weekend at Lando's
    The Young Tarkin Chronicles
    Diary of a Sandperson
    Ackbar's Aquatic Adventures
    Romancing Mon Mothma

    Any more?
    Vastor, kevmp and Vespasian like this.
  2. Graphic

    Graphic Jedi Knight star 2

    Nov 18, 2012
    I want a Movie about Chewies lost Leatherpants.
    Legacy Jedi Endordude likes this.
  3. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel New Films Lawgiver & Casual Flyer star 5 Staff Member Manager

    Nov 20, 2012
    Uncle Owen's guide to moisture farming.
  4. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

    Sep 18, 2012
    Jar Jar vs. Predator
  5. LawJedi

    LawJedi Jedi Master star 4

    Jan 11, 2009
    OOM-9 from Outer Space
    Toryn Farr and Away: Toryn Apart
    Less than Ziro
    One Night At Droopy McCool's
    Nute and Rune's High School Reunion
    Wuher: Portrait of a Serial Killer
    Jedi Academy Musical 3: Padawans In Love
    Dengar Does Dathomir
    When Yaddle Met Yarael
    Six Ways To a Hutt's Heart, starring Yarna d'al Gargan
    March of the Tauntauns
    Revenge of the Ice Cream, introducing Willrow Hood
    Ugnaughts Unleashed
    I Am A Pilot: The Ric Olie Story
    Finis Valorum: Baseless Accussations
    Tuesdays with Tarfful
    Pruneface: the Burlesque Years
  6. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Master star 4

    Nov 13, 2012
    Ewoks 3 ,
    Anything Jar Jar or Gungan ,
    Anything with Anakin as a child ,
  7. Bobatron

    Bobatron Jedi Master star 4

    Sep 3, 2012
    A movie based on "Detours".
    A crossover with Transformers or something.
    A movie connecting STAR WARS to Earth.
    Anything involving the repetitive names and clones from the Expanded Universe. Ben Skywalker? Anakin Solo? Jeez...
  8. furcifer

    furcifer Jedi Master star 2

    Jun 30, 2004
    (Reposted from the VII Title Speculation thread)
    • Requiem for a Droid
    • Field of Droids
    • 28 Droids Later
    • The Quick and the Droid
    • Groundhog Droid
    • Reservoir Droids
    • The Evil Droid
    • Dawn of the Droid
    • Independence Droid
    • Droids of Thunder
    • Strange Droids
    • The Next Three Droids
    • A Hard Droid's Night
    • Droid Day Afternoon
    • Waking the Droid
    • Droid and Droider
    • The Droidy Dozen
    • End of Droids
    • Tinker Tailor Soldier Jedi
    • Force 10 from Naboo
    • Blazing Sabers
    • The Saberist
    • Paint Your X-Wing
    • A Fistful of Credits
    • For a Few Credits More
    • The Outlaw Jedi Wales
    • 3:10 to Yavin
    • Braha'tok Saints
    • The Good, The Bad, and The Ugnaught
      ... (from the title of this Kotaku article)
    BigAl6ft6 likes this.
  9. Darth Claire

    Darth Claire Force Ghost star 5

    Dec 21, 2012
    The Star Wars Games: Gungans vs Ewoks
  10. Darth_Zandalor

    Darth_Zandalor Jedi Master star 4

    Aug 2, 2009
    Weekend at Jabba's.
  11. Graphic

    Graphic Jedi Knight star 2

    Nov 18, 2012
    TIE-Fighter in love!
  12. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

    Apr 2, 2004
    Chef Gormanda's kitchen
    My dinner with Porkins (Who wants to see Porkins eat)
  13. Daft Vader

    Daft Vader Jedi Padawan

    Nov 1, 2012
    9 and 1/2 Reeks
    Sleepless In Sarlacc
    Carry On Up The Kyber
    Bridget Jones's Dianoga
  14. Blur

    Blur Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Aug 11, 1999
    C'mon, all of us know that with this announcement of spin-off movies & with Disney taking the helm, the sky's the limit. Disney's ultimate goal is to make the general public aware of every SW film & EU character out there, no matter how obscure or little-known. I have little doubt that 100 years from now (after they've finished making the requisite Yoda, Boba Fett, Darth Maul, Tarkin, Palpatine/Sideous, Darth Vader, Count Dooku, Jabba, etc. movies) they'll finallly get around to making these films :D: Finally, the average Joe on the street will be familiar with Willrow Hood, Jocasta Nu, and Jaxxon the Green Rabbit!

    - Watto: The Rise and Fall of a junk dealer
    - Baby Bib Fortuna
    - Wicket and Kneesa in Love
    - The Aura of Aurra Sing
    - Camie & Fixer: A Romance made in the desert
    - The Secret origin of R5-D4
    - Tonnika Sisters: Spies Like Us
    - Jar Jar & Captain Tarpals: Fight of the Century
    - Hammerhead gets hammered
    - The Flying Fists of Kit Fisto
    - How we got the Death Sentence on 12 Systems, starring Dr. Evazan & Walrus Man
    - Young Beru Lars: Crazy Tattoine Nights
    - Willrow Hood: The long, strange trip to Cloud City
    - Lando's little manuever at Tanaab
    - The misadventures of Wedge and Biggs at the Academy
    - Adventures in the Jedi Library, starring Jocasta Nu
    - How to run a diner on Coruscant, starring Dexter Jetster
    - Thrawn: The Early Years
    - The Noghri: a guide to hunting and gathering
    - Gallandro: Showdown on Abuda-7
    - A Vegetarian Dinner with Jaxxon (animated)
    Vespasian and Darth_Downunder like this.
  15. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

    Aug 5, 2001
    Veers (a 3 hour Spielberg biopic)
    Fat Bounty Hunter: The Dengar Story
    One Night in Porkins (the leaked sex tape)
    Nien Numb: Pet Detective
    Darkslayer and admiral_Jim like this.
  16. Chilla

    Chilla Jedi Master star 4

    Jul 30, 2005
    [face_laugh] :_| Oh God, no.

    I'd watch that. :D

    What I don't want to see:

    Palpatine in Love
    (something along the lines of the Tudor series, featuring Palpy and his mistresses....I'm fairly sure that is something none of us wants to see, especially as a musical.)
  17. moxlox

    moxlox Jedi Knight

    Nov 1, 2012
    Luke and Leia: the story they didn't want you to hear
    Darkslayer, DEATHCONQUEROR and V-2 like this.
  18. PiettsHat

    PiettsHat Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Jan 1, 2011
    Wait, how are any of these bad ideas, let alone the worst?

    Imperial military films, Valorum, more Lando -- this is bad? Heck, I'd pay through the nose for any of these.
  19. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Force Ghost star 5

    Aug 9, 2002
    The Reign of Darth Vader
    Boba Fett Strikes
  20. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Nov 4, 2012
    A three hour biopic of General Veers would be a damn good thing to see.

    STARBOB Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Dec 11, 2002
    SHOWTWI'LEKS starring the ladies of Ryloth.:D
  22. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Master star 5

    Nov 9, 2012
    I'm guessing that if they did this really corny spin off special set during the Holiday period where all of the characters are shown to be with their families attending their festive celebrations. All of this could be interlaced with totally pointless, tacky cameos that would be deeply regretted by the guest cast for years to come. The production could be plagued by poor production values, bad writing and performances fueled by cocaine and alcohol. You could even call it....oh hang on, it's already been done.
  23. clone3131

    clone3131 Jedi Master star 4

    Feb 11, 2004
    Holiday Special: Episode II

    admiral_Jim likes this.
  24. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

    Oct 3, 2003
    Dash Rendar

    With a theme song by Queen (Dash! Ahhhhhh!)
    The_Hellhammer likes this.
  25. SkywalkerSquadron

    SkywalkerSquadron Jedi Knight star 4

    Feb 2, 2013
    I agree. THIS would be the worst.
    Jcuk likes this.