Discussion Worst spinoff movie ideas

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth Downunder, Feb 5, 2013.

  1. Darth Downunder Chosen One

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    Star Wars Origins: Jar Jar
    Sio Bibble & the Babble of Bearded Babbling Braniacs
    Lobot in Love
    Weekend at Lando's
    The Young Tarkin Chronicles
    Diary of a Sandperson
    Ackbar's Aquatic Adventures
    Romancing Mon Mothma

    Any more?
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  2. Graphic Jedi Knight

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    I want a Movie about Chewies lost Leatherpants.
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  3. Pro Scoundrel New Films Lawgiver & Casual Flyer

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    Uncle Owen's guide to moisture farming.
  4. Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master

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    star 4
  5. LawJedi Jedi Master

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    OOM-9 from Outer Space
    Toryn Farr and Away: Toryn Apart
    Less than Ziro
    One Night At Droopy McCool's
    Nute and Rune's High School Reunion
    Wuher: Portrait of a Serial Killer
    Jedi Academy Musical 3: Padawans In Love
    Dengar Does Dathomir
    When Yaddle Met Yarael
    Six Ways To a Hutt's Heart, starring Yarna d'al Gargan
    March of the Tauntauns
    Revenge of the Ice Cream, introducing Willrow Hood
    Ugnaughts Unleashed
    I Am A Pilot: The Ric Olie Story
    Finis Valorum: Baseless Accussations
    Tuesdays with Tarfful
    Pruneface: the Burlesque Years
  6. chris hayes Jedi Master

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    Ewoks 3 ,
    Anything Jar Jar or Gungan ,
    Anything with Anakin as a child ,
  7. Bobatron Jedi Master

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    A movie based on "Detours".
    A crossover with Transformers or something.
    A movie connecting STAR WARS to Earth.
    Anything involving the repetitive names and clones from the Expanded Universe. Ben Skywalker? Anakin Solo? Jeez...
  8. furcifer Jedi Master

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    (Reposted from the VII Title Speculation thread)
    • Requiem for a Droid
    • Field of Droids
    • 28 Droids Later
    • The Quick and the Droid
    • Groundhog Droid
    • Reservoir Droids
    • The Evil Droid
    • Dawn of the Droid
    • Independence Droid
    • Droids of Thunder
    • Strange Droids
    • The Next Three Droids
    • A Hard Droid's Night
    • Droid Day Afternoon
    • Waking the Droid
    • Droid and Droider
    • The Droidy Dozen
    • End of Droids
    • Tinker Tailor Soldier Jedi
    • Force 10 from Naboo
    • Blazing Sabers
    • The Saberist
    • Paint Your X-Wing
    • A Fistful of Credits
    • For a Few Credits More
    • The Outlaw Jedi Wales
    • 3:10 to Yavin
    • Braha'tok Saints
    • The Good, The Bad, and The Ugnaught
      ... (from the title of this Kotaku article)
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  9. Darth Claire Force Ghost

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    The Star Wars Games: Gungans vs Ewoks
  10. Darth_Zandalor Jedi Master

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    star 4
  11. Graphic Jedi Knight

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    TIE-Fighter in love!
  12. darthtuttle Jedi Master

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    Chef Gormanda's kitchen
    My dinner with Porkins (Who wants to see Porkins eat)
  13. Daft Vader Jedi Padawan

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    9 and 1/2 Reeks
    Sleepless In Sarlacc
    Carry On Up The Kyber
    Bridget Jones's Dianoga
  14. Blur Jedi Grand Master

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    C'mon, all of us know that with this announcement of spin-off movies & with Disney taking the helm, the sky's the limit. Disney's ultimate goal is to make the general public aware of every SW film & EU character out there, no matter how obscure or little-known. I have little doubt that 100 years from now (after they've finished making the requisite Yoda, Boba Fett, Darth Maul, Tarkin, Palpatine/Sideous, Darth Vader, Count Dooku, Jabba, etc. movies) they'll finallly get around to making these films :D: Finally, the average Joe on the street will be familiar with Willrow Hood, Jocasta Nu, and Jaxxon the Green Rabbit!

    - Watto: The Rise and Fall of a junk dealer
    - Baby Bib Fortuna
    - Wicket and Kneesa in Love
    - The Aura of Aurra Sing
    - Camie & Fixer: A Romance made in the desert
    - The Secret origin of R5-D4
    - Tonnika Sisters: Spies Like Us
    - Jar Jar & Captain Tarpals: Fight of the Century
    - Hammerhead gets hammered
    - The Flying Fists of Kit Fisto
    - How we got the Death Sentence on 12 Systems, starring Dr. Evazan & Walrus Man
    - Young Beru Lars: Crazy Tattoine Nights
    - Willrow Hood: The long, strange trip to Cloud City
    - Lando's little manuever at Tanaab
    - The misadventures of Wedge and Biggs at the Academy
    - Adventures in the Jedi Library, starring Jocasta Nu
    - How to run a diner on Coruscant, starring Dexter Jetster
    - Thrawn: The Early Years
    - The Noghri: a guide to hunting and gathering
    - Gallandro: Showdown on Abuda-7
    - A Vegetarian Dinner with Jaxxon (animated)
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  15. Darth Downunder Chosen One

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    Veers (a 3 hour Spielberg biopic)
    Fat Bounty Hunter: The Dengar Story
    One Night in Porkins (the leaked sex tape)
    Nien Numb: Pet Detective
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  16. Chilla Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] :_| Oh God, no.

    I'd watch that. :D

    What I don't want to see:

    Palpatine in Love
    (something along the lines of the Tudor series, featuring Palpy and his mistresses....I'm fairly sure that is something none of us wants to see, especially as a musical.)
  17. moxlox Jedi Knight

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    Luke and Leia: the story they didn't want you to hear
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  18. PiettsHat Jedi Grand Master

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    Wait, how are any of these bad ideas, let alone the worst?

    Imperial military films, Valorum, more Lando -- this is bad? Heck, I'd pay through the nose for any of these.
  19. ezekiel22x Force Ghost

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    The Reign of Darth Vader
    Boba Fett Strikes
  20. The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus

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    A three hour biopic of General Veers would be a damn good thing to see.
  21. STARBOB Jedi Grand Master

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    SHOWTWI'LEKS starring the ladies of Ryloth.:D
  22. DebonaireNerd Jedi Master

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    I'm guessing that if they did this really corny spin off special set during the Holiday period where all of the characters are shown to be with their families attending their festive celebrations. All of this could be interlaced with totally pointless, tacky cameos that would be deeply regretted by the guest cast for years to come. The production could be plagued by poor production values, bad writing and performances fueled by cocaine and alcohol. You could even call it....oh hang on, it's already been done.
  23. clone3131 Jedi Master

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    Holiday Special: Episode II

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  24. SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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    Dash Rendar

    With a theme song by Queen (Dash! Ahhhhhh!)
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  25. SkywalkerSquadron Jedi Knight

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    I agree. THIS would be the worst.
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