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Discussion Worst spinoff movie ideas

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth Downunder, Feb 5, 2013.

  1. Son of a Bith

    Son of a Bith Jedi Master star 4

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    I have a good porn title too, but I'm afraid it'll get me banned.

    It involves the Outer Rim.
     
  2. furcifer

    furcifer Jedi Master star 2

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  3. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Pretty Dewback, a story of a workin' girl Dewback and the crazy isolated moisture farmer that nobody ever talks to who tries to fall in love with her.
     
  4. furcifer

    furcifer Jedi Master star 2

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  5. DEATHCONQUEROR

    DEATHCONQUEROR Jedi Knight star 1

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    Hmmm let's see.......
    • The Yoda Scandal: The Jedi Court Case against Youngling Abuse
    • Inglorious Jedi
    • Care Ewoks
    • Jar Jar and Friends
    • The Campaign: Palpatine vs Valorum
    • Judge Vader
    • Dreams from my Master: The Biographical Account of Emperor Palpatine
    • Maul: Blood and Sand
    • Mandalore 300 (secretly starring Gerard Butler as Jango Fett)
    • Miss Galaxy
    • Twi'lek Spring Break
     
  6. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    A Very Han and Chewie Christmas

    in 3D

    Co-starring Neil Patrick Harris
     
  7. Sum-Wan

    Sum-Wan Jedi Master star 4

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    "Your Credits Don't Work Here"

    - A tale of Toydarians and how they became immune to Jedi mind tricks.
     
  8. EHT

    EHT New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    You said just the right amount. ;) :p
     
  9. Vthuil

    Vthuil Force Ghost star 5

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    Honestly, it couldn't be worse than the real deal.
     
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  10. Slash78

    Slash78 Jedi Master star 3

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    Three Jedi and a Baby-a baby is abandoned in front of the Corscanti penthouse bachelor pad of three Jedi, hilarity ensues

    Aurra Song of Fire and Ice

    The Deep Dune Sea

    Red Thrawn

    Oola does Anchorhead
     
  11. Slash78

    Slash78 Jedi Master star 3

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    An Ocean's 11 style heist with Han and Lando (yeah, yeah, I know there is a book with such a plot and even more painfully it's written by one of my favorite EU authors, though I haven't read it yet).
     
  12. furcifer

    furcifer Jedi Master star 2

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  13. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    Cooking with Jabba
     
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  14. Ridley Solo

    Ridley Solo Jedi Master star 4

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    Where they resurrect a villain after he got cut in half by a lightsaber just to torment the Jedi who 'killed' him and 'just because he's cool'. :rolleyes: THAT is the worst idea-

    ...wait, what? They already did that? Never mind. :p
     
  15. Slash78

    Slash78 Jedi Master star 3

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    Vader vs Thor

    Both fighter for Natalie Portman, the love of their life. I can see that as the first Marvel-Star Wars crossover.

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. leiamoody

    leiamoody Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Done in vintage 70's style?
     
  17. Darth Valkyrus

    Darth Valkyrus Jedi Master star 4

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    The Dominion fleet that Ben Sisko convinced the Prophets to get rid of in ST: DS9 Sacrifice of Angels turns up.

    "Wherever they went, I don't think they're coming back"

    Turns out, where they went was the GFFA.

    Thus the two universes are canonically linked at the hip, much like the Xenomorph skull in Predator 2 did for the Alien / Predator universe (rolling them into one).

    And a million fans cried out in terror...
     
  18. The Kulvax Sisters

    The Kulvax Sisters Jedi Padawan star 2

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    And a million Disney suits just perfected this technique in movie form:
     
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  19. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hah, true video, that.
     
  20. Sistros

    Sistros Jedi Master star 6

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    Dagobah Swamp Thing,

    stranded pilots land on dagobah after their ship breaks down to discover something lurking underneath the murky waters.


    Tremors from outta space

    Giant Worms attack the citizens of Tatooine


    R2: the Astromechs Assemble

    going with the theme in the PT that R2 is indestructable, he teams up with other Astromechs to save the galaxy
     
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  21. furcifer

    furcifer Jedi Master star 2

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    "Earl Grey, Hoth": Presented as an extra with the TNG S7 Blu-ray release, this short documentary reveals the untold story of the TNG/GFFA comedy crossover episode that was secretly discussed but fortunately never produced.
     
  22. EHT

    EHT New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    I wonder if John Williams has ever considered making any bow-chicka-wow-wow type music.
     
  23. WatTamborWoo

    WatTamborWoo Jedi Master star 3

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    You mechs make me sick!

    If there isn't room for a spin off about Meebur Gascon I don't know what the galaxy is coming too!

    [​IMG]
     
  24. The Hellhammer

    The Hellhammer Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I would commit unspeakable crimes and sacriface my immortal soul to stop Gascon from appearing anywhere ever again.
     
  25. WatTamborWoo

    WatTamborWoo Jedi Master star 3

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    Careful soldier!
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