Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Downunder, Feb 5, 2013.
I have a good porn title too, but I'm afraid it'll get me banned.
It involves the Outer Rim.
Pretty Dewback, a story of a workin' girl Dewback and the crazy isolated moisture farmer that nobody ever talks to who tries to fall in love with her.
Hmmm let's see.......
The Yoda Scandal: The Jedi Court Case against Youngling Abuse
Jar Jar and Friends
The Campaign: Palpatine vs Valorum
Dreams from my Master: The Biographical Account of Emperor Palpatine
Maul: Blood and Sand
Mandalore 300 (secretly starring Gerard Butler as Jango Fett)
Twi'lek Spring Break
A Very Han and Chewie Christmas
Co-starring Neil Patrick Harris
"Your Credits Don't Work Here"
- A tale of Toydarians and how they became immune to Jedi mind tricks.
You said just the right amount.
Honestly, it couldn't be worse than the real deal.
Three Jedi and a Baby-a baby is abandoned in front of the Corscanti penthouse bachelor pad of three Jedi, hilarity ensues
Aurra Song of Fire and Ice
The Deep Dune Sea
Oola does Anchorhead
An Ocean's 11 style heist with Han and Lando (yeah, yeah, I know there is a book with such a plot and even more painfully it's written by one of my favorite EU authors, though I haven't read it yet).
Darth Deminimus: The Movie
Cooking with Jabba
Where they resurrect a villain after he got cut in half by a lightsaber just to torment the Jedi who 'killed' him and 'just because he's cool'. THAT is the worst idea-
...wait, what? They already did that? Never mind.
Vader vs Thor
Both fighter for Natalie Portman, the love of their life. I can see that as the first Marvel-Star Wars crossover.
Done in vintage 70's style?
The Dominion fleet that Ben Sisko convinced the Prophets to get rid of in ST: DS9 Sacrifice of Angels turns up.
"Wherever they went, I don't think they're coming back"
Turns out, where they went was the GFFA.
Thus the two universes are canonically linked at the hip, much like the Xenomorph skull in Predator 2 did for the Alien / Predator universe (rolling them into one).
And a million fans cried out in terror...
And a million Disney suits just perfected this technique in movie form:
Hah, true video, that.
Dagobah Swamp Thing,
stranded pilots land on dagobah after their ship breaks down to discover something lurking underneath the murky waters.
Tremors from outta space
Giant Worms attack the citizens of Tatooine
R2: the Astromechs Assemble
going with the theme in the PT that R2 is indestructable, he teams up with other Astromechs to save the galaxy
"Earl Grey, Hoth": Presented as an extra with the TNG S7 Blu-ray release, this short documentary reveals the untold story of the TNG/GFFA comedy crossover episode that was secretly discussed but fortunately never produced.
I wonder if John Williams has ever considered making any bow-chicka-wow-wow type music.
You mechs make me sick!
If there isn't room for a spin off about Meebur Gascon I don't know what the galaxy is coming too!
I would commit unspeakable crimes and sacriface my immortal soul to stop Gascon from appearing anywhere ever again.