Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by Darth_Downunder, Feb 5, 2013.
A Gamorrean Love Story: The tale of two pigs
Ice Cream Maker Guy & Rancor - buddy cop movie!
Shouldn't that be Malakili & Rancor?
Jango Unchained: After Bounty Hunter Jango Fett has been sold into slavery by the Hutts, he is freed, and prepares to exact his revenge.
How about this then - it's like Oceans Eleven, a heist at Jabba's casino.
You've got -
Lobot - the technical expert
Salacious Crumb - the acrobat
IG-88 - the muscle
Chirpa the Ewok - wheelman
Dexter Jexter - the insideman
Jocasta - the love interest?
Wonderful!! Now go pitch it to Kathleen Kennedy.
A Cristmas Carol with Scrooge Dooku
A Very Jawa Christmas
Probe! (a Pixar movie about a zany Imperial Probe Droid & his intergalactic adventures)
Pig on Pig! (the erotic tale of a Gamorrean & an Ugnaught that disgusted an entire galaxy)
Comfortably Numb (Nien Numb was the most famous talk show host on Sullust. What led him to join the Alliance?)
Sy Snootles & Max Rebo: A love story between a blue elephant, a long snouted frog, and a band with a dream.
Or a Star Wars 'Battle of the Bands' film with the final between the fiesty underdogs the Ewok's playing the Yub Nub song winning in a blaze of glory!
The origins of Hoth--how the ice planet froze...
I can totally see it, narration by Al Gore - it'll be a sort of Star Wars environmental documentary!
Triple Pig! (a sequel to the controversial Pig on Pig! Porkins is thrown into the mix)
A spinoff about Han Solo...oh wait....
Jabba the Butt: A Behind the scenes True Hollywood Story
Look, Sir! Roids! All Dressed up and Nowhere to sit
-Mace Windu´s jedi Kwanzaa
-Goofy´s jedi trial
-"I AM YOUR FATHER", the return of Mufasa
Just don't sit behind me. (splat)
Justin Bieber young Luke Skywalker
Yes! Wait, what about doing it in American Idol Style?? Judges: Salicious Crumb, Chief Chirpa, a former member of the Cantina Band and Bea Arthur.
If it was Gore, he'd be narrating in a very grave voice how Hoth is now slowly melting and how all the Wampas and TaunTauns are in danger from global warming.
Dancing With Banthas (an Imperial officer moves to the wastes of Tattooine & gets taken in by a tribe of Sandpeople. He fights alongside them & bangs a Sandwoman)
Romantic love triangle flick in which Mon Mothma must choose between Crix Madine and Admiral Akbar.
A Mace and Cyndl prequel.
Colonel Gascon rides again.
"Two fighters against a star destroyer"
Brokeback Mountain with two young nerfherders in love
The Fast and the Furious: Podracing