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P.Rico Worst things you can say to Darth Vader

Discussion in 'Latin America General Discussion' started by Ktulu_Terumo, Aug 22, 2002.

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  1. Ktulu_Terumo

    Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    What would be the worst thing you could tell him?

    "Nice Hair"

    "Anakin, I AM your father..."

    "You really should quit smoking"

    "Who's your hairdresser?"
     
  2. Lord_Nyom

    Lord_Nyom Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Nigger Bastard
     
  3. Jan_Solo

    Jan_Solo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "I will never join you!" ;)
     
  4. TUMBARK_WOOKIE

    TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    10. Your Shoe laces are untied
    9. Is that cape velvett?
    8. Are you shaffing?
    7. Dude you sound like Mufasa!
    6. Can you pick up any good tunes on that jukebox on your chest?
    5. Come on do that drive thru impression you always do! ........oh thats your real voice......
    4. Ok so how many of your original body parts do you have?
    3. Dude your a tool! Your the Emperor's lap dog!
    2. Darth Vader: "I must obey my master...."
    Dum dude: "Oh......now I get it your into that dominatrix stuff hu?
    1. Well Mr Vader the Dna test just arrived and well......... Obi Wan is Luke and Leias father. Padme in her grave: "I was lonely when you where killing Jedis and well he was there.........
     
  5. Ktulu_Terumo

    Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL TUMBARK LOL
     
  6. Pablo-Fett

    Pablo-Fett Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "Ok man... i inserted my ATM CARD.... where my money and my reciept..."

    "Care for some asthma medicine?"

    "if you're gonna puke...can you take your helmet off? or do you have to leave it on like the guys at DISNEY?"

    "You have the voice of a 65-year-old female smoker."

    "... brotha... don't YOU need a hug?"

    "jesus christ! weren't you the fella who OBI-WAN f^*&(*!d up? how's that butt recovering?"

    "oh that's sad... well I never knew my father either... you brat!"

    "you do not wanna sell me death sticks"
     
  7. digital-skywalker

    digital-skywalker Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "if i hook up my keyboard on your panel, and hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete, will you die?
     
  8. Corran_Horn_

    Corran_Horn_ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    -Soooo. . .which button calls your mom again?

    -You know, some Claritin would clear that right up?

    -Bad hair day, huh?

    -Oh my God, they killed Tarkin!
     
  9. Paquinero-Cybron

    Paquinero-Cybron RSA Emeritus star 3 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    a)So I came out of hyper-space too soon,what are you gonna do about iiiiiiiitttttttt?

    b)Hey wanna play cards with my buddies the sand people?
     
  10. TUMBARK_WOOKIE

    TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    -Nice thing you got there...........does it run on Windows or MAC?

    -Grandma is that you in there?

    -You know you really where a whiny girl when you where young....

    -Cool outfit and all but..........How do you go to the bathroom?

    -Man could you stop drinking that water. It sounds like my bathroom drain everytime it goes thru your helmet.

    -My you got a great voice, good sound too, is it Dolby?

    -So.......whats the millage? Are you due for another oil check or what?

    -So I guess your ready for your bath hu? I see you have the Armor all and Windex.

    -At least you dont have to worry about bad breath right? That thing does have a filter?

    -Betcha not even the force can help you when you have an itch under all that junk.

    -So your mother was a Shmi and your dad a protocol droid?

    -Oh god...........your eyes are fogging again. You where watching porn werent you?

    - I heard you where going out with Robotina from the Jetsons.

    -you know your really out of shape, your always out of breath.

    -Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    -Stormtrooper: So I heard your children practice incest.........ACK *Thump*

    -So do you have adelphia on that thing?

    -Dont move too much im trying to see if my hair is ok

    -Hey Darht.......I heard your mother is going out with Squeak!

    -Man your son kicked your butt. Welcome to your midlife crisis.
     
  11. Corran_Horn_

    Corran_Horn_ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Yippeeee!"
     
  12. MegaJediRafa

    MegaJediRafa RSA Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Vader, I don't know how to tell you this... Padme Amidala was on the planet that you just exploded."

    "Vader sir, what are midichlorians?"

    "Sir, we have a new general on board: General Jar Jar Binks."
     
  13. darthoscuridad

    darthoscuridad Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ....helloooo? Do you have some Meco Remixes? Please I want the EMpire Remix to my homies on Mois Esley..ah, you are not a dj? Who Invited you?

     
  14. Jedi_Boricua

    Jedi_Boricua Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Vader: "You two, follow me!"

    Tie Pilot: "No! I'm tired of you ordering me around, you are not ever part of the official Empire Military Hierarchy, so screw you I'm going home"
     
  15. digital-skywalker

    digital-skywalker Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "So... you were the one making heavy breathing prank calls last night huh?"
     
  16. Skalderan

    Skalderan Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Hey dude i can shine your boots for 5 credits.... if you want the helmet done too that'll be an extra 2 creds"
     
  17. MegaJediRafa

    MegaJediRafa RSA Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "While you were away fighting the rebels on the Death Star we decided to make that clone of you in case you died. Well here it is. Come here, Mini-Vader."
     
  18. Jihad_MuadDib

    Jihad_MuadDib Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "daddy daddy when I grow up, I want to be just like you"
     
  19. Spike_Spiegel

    Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "You know, Armor All is really good with that sort of thing. . .*

    "Hey! You are blocking my sun!"




    ***Reviving old thread***

     
  20. Darth_Valle

    Darth_Valle Jedi Youngling star 3

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    And here is one thing to say to Vader you all forgot!

    -"Are you an Angel?" :D
     
  21. Skalderan

    Skalderan Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Vader release him before i bitch-slap yo' ass"
     
  22. TUMBARK_WOOKIE

    TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    -Feminine itch got you down?

    -So deep down inside you are just a white man hu?

    -So I heard you and Sauron joined the Helmet villains anonymous club.

    -Hmmm When you fart it must be hell hu?

    -Wheres the funeral?

    -Oh man how cool your from Battlestar Galactica right?

    - Robocop?

    - Stay away from the laundromat you pervert. Just cause it says on, it doesnt mean you aroused it!

    -Oh your the Black Panthers leader?

    -he he he Your a hostess cake. Chocolate on the outside and white in the inside.

    -VAder: "would you quit passing the ath thru my buttocks!! Damn you digital!!"

    -Hey its the guy from Mortal Kombat!!! KABAL!

    -So from 0-60 in how much time?

    -Dude youve got a scratch on your head.

    -Your like forrest gump without momma hu?

    -Who's your daddy? No for real who is it?
     
  23. Pablo-Fett

    Pablo-Fett Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "You are the black man's nightmare.... black skin... black man's voice... whinny-bruised-up-are-you-m'daddy? white-trash punk on the inside"

    "YOGURT!!"

    "your daddy was a "sand-people" male"

    "eeeehhhh excuse me.... the people at OAKLEY said to return the shades as soon as you are done"

    "no... what's YOUR favorite scary movie? CHUMP"
     
  24. Jedi_Boricua

    Jedi_Boricua Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "How much does a guy like you make?"

    "You have such a firm grip"
     
  25. Ktulu_Terumo

    Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Nice smile"
     
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