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P.Rico Worst things you can say to Darth Vader

Discussion in 'Latin America General Discussion' started by Ktulu_Terumo, Aug 22, 2002.

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  1. kyle_katarn_pr

    kyle_katarn_pr Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Lo peor que uno le puede decirle a Darth Vader es:

    "darth no es realizar una practica si no un duelo de lightsabers si no te molesta el sabado 4 de enero a las 12 medianoche en playa o balneario dorado"
     
  2. Ktulu_Terumo

    Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Kyle......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



    "Are you the Winston comercials guy?"
     
  3. Rillao_Kun

    Rillao_Kun Jedi Youngling star 3

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    jajjajajajjajaj :D Kyle te ranquiastes, definitivamente eres el mejor. :p
     
  4. Spike_Spiegel

    Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    *Spits sprite out of his nose!*


    LOL!
     
  5. TUMBARK_WOOKIE

    TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    and we have reached a new low......
     
  6. Skalderan

    Skalderan Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Random thread Promo!
     
  7. Jedi_Boricua

    Jedi_Boricua Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "I didn't know they made a pez dispenser this big"
     
  8. Roman

    Roman Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 30, 2002
    Get off my way stupid Droid!

    We were beaten up by ewoks, sir!

    Your stormtrooper uniform is supposed to be white soldier!
     
  9. Skalderan

    Skalderan Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Just spit a little into your mask and it wont get all fogged up like that.
     
  10. Ktulu_Terumo

    Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Are you jerking off?
     
  11. Khal_DRhonn

    Khal_DRhonn Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 8, 2002
    A little Robitussin will clear that right up, sir.
     
  12. Invid_Clone

    Invid_Clone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You seem to be a Decepticon. Into what do you transform?
     
  13. Jedi_Boricua

    Jedi_Boricua Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm pretty sure Captain Kirk would kick your ass!
     
  14. Invid_Clone

    Invid_Clone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm pretty sure Captain Picard or even Captain Sheridan can kick your ass!
     
  15. Spike_Spiegel

    Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You did not just say Captain Sheridan! LOL!


    Hey dude, where are the rest of the Cylons?
     
  16. Darth_Valle

    Darth_Valle Jedi Youngling star 3

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    "Diaaache!" :D
     
  17. JEDI-MILLO

    JEDI-MILLO Jedi Youngling

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    May 24, 2003
    WOULD YOU SIGN MY COPY OF STAR WARS: EMPIRE #1?

    WHAT???? $10 DOLLARS???

    GO SHOVE YOUR LIGHT SABER WHERE YOUR ARMOR DOESN'T SHINE!!!
     
  18. Skalderan

    Skalderan Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hey dude you think i can recharge my cell phone in that armor?
     
  19. Jan_Solo

    Jan_Solo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 26, 2002
    Yeah, dude, how do you take a crap in that thing anyway?
     
  20. Ktulu_Terumo

    Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ..and you turned to the darkside 'cause of Padme??? What the hell do you saw in her?
     
  21. Ktulu_Terumo

    Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ...no, she's by no means hot, neither is your daugther for that matter.
     
  22. Ktulu_Terumo

    Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ...so, how's your dead mother?
     
  23. Maul Brady

    Maul Brady Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL! These are way too funny :)

    :)
    AMY, yes rafa people don't know my name. :p
     
  24. Khal_DRhonn

    Khal_DRhonn Jedi Youngling star 3

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    [ul][li]How do you keep your suit so shiny? Armor All or Turtle Wax?[/li][li]Why do you have a meat grinder on your face?[/li][li]Who's your tailor? Dell or Compaq?[/li][/ul]
     
  25. TUMBARK_WOOKIE

    TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Padawan star 4

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    1. *Darth Sidius hangs up the phone after a talk with Vader* "I hate it when he calls, I dont know if its a pervert or actually him. All that heavy breathing during those moments of silence..."

    2. Enters Vader into an "adult shop" Stands to look at some Vids. A lady looks at him and says to the counter guy* "Is he the New MODEL? I want one it breaths heavily and all!"

    3. "Walk right thru the Carwash sir only $6"

    4. "Dont move Im trying to see if I have something up my nose"

    5. *knock Knock* "Anybody in there?"

    6. "WHAT THE???? Dont scare me like that say something when you stand there. JESUS!"

    7. "Where do I plug my Vacuum? Cause you suck"
     
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