P.Rico Worst things you can say to Darth Vader

Lo peor que uno le puede decirle a Darth Vader es:

"darth no es realizar una practica si no un duelo de lightsabers si no te molesta el sabado 4 de enero a las 12 medianoche en playa o balneario dorado"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kyle......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



"Are you the Winston comercials guy?"

 

jajjajajajjajaj Kyle te ranquiastes, definitivamente eres el mejor.

 

*Spits sprite out of his nose!*


LOL!

 

and we have reached a new low......

 

Random thread Promo!

 

"I didn't know they made a pez dispenser this big"

 

Get off my way stupid Droid!

We were beaten up by ewoks, sir!

Your stormtrooper uniform is supposed to be white soldier!

 

Just spit a little into your mask and it wont get all fogged up like that.

 

Are you jerking off?

 

A little Robitussin will clear that right up, sir.

 

You seem to be a Decepticon. Into what do you transform?

 

I'm pretty sure Captain Kirk would kick your ass!

 

I'm pretty sure Captain Picard or even Captain Sheridan can kick your ass!

 

You did not just say Captain Sheridan! LOL!


Hey dude, where are the rest of the Cylons?

 

"Diaaache!"

 

WOULD YOU SIGN MY COPY OF STAR WARS: EMPIRE #1?

WHAT???? $10 DOLLARS???

GO SHOVE YOUR LIGHT SABER WHERE YOUR ARMOR DOESN'T SHINE!!!

 

Hey dude you think i can recharge my cell phone in that armor?

 

Yeah, dude, how do you take a crap in that thing anyway?

 

..and you turned to the darkside 'cause of Padme??? What the hell do you saw in her?

 

...no, she's by no means hot, neither is your daugther for that matter.

 

...so, how's your dead mother?

 

LOL! These are way too funny


AMY, yes rafa people don't know my name.

 

• How do you keep your suit so shiny? Armor All or Turtle Wax?
• Why do you have a meat grinder on your face?
• Who's your tailor? Dell or Compaq?

 

1. *Darth Sidius hangs up the phone after a talk with Vader* "I hate it when he calls, I dont know if its a pervert or actually him. All that heavy breathing during those moments of silence..."

2. Enters Vader into an "adult shop" Stands to look at some Vids. A lady looks at him and says to the counter guy* "Is he the New MODEL? I want one it breaths heavily and all!"

3. "Walk right thru the Carwash sir only $6"

4. "Dont move Im trying to see if I have something up my nose"

5. *knock Knock* "Anybody in there?"

6. "WHAT THE???? Dont scare me like that say something when you stand there. JESUS!"

7. "Where do I plug my Vacuum? Cause you suck"