P.Rico Worst things you can say to Darth Vader

Discussion in 'Latin America General Discussion' started by Ktulu_Terumo, Aug 22, 2002.

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  1. kyle_katarn_pr Jedi Knight

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    Lo peor que uno le puede decirle a Darth Vader es:

    "darth no es realizar una practica si no un duelo de lightsabers si no te molesta el sabado 4 de enero a las 12 medianoche en playa o balneario dorado"
  2. Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Master

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Kyle......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



    "Are you the Winston comercials guy?"
  3. Rillao_Kun Jedi Knight

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    jajjajajajjajaj :D Kyle te ranquiastes, definitivamente eres el mejor. :p
  4. Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod

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    *Spits sprite out of his nose!*


    LOL!
  5. TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Master

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    and we have reached a new low......
  6. Skalderan Jedi Master

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  7. Jedi_Boricua Jedi Master

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    "I didn't know they made a pez dispenser this big"
  8. Roman Jedi Master

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    Get off my way stupid Droid!

    We were beaten up by ewoks, sir!

    Your stormtrooper uniform is supposed to be white soldier!
  9. Skalderan Jedi Master

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    Just spit a little into your mask and it wont get all fogged up like that.
  10. Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Master

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  11. Khal_DRhonn Jedi Knight

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    A little Robitussin will clear that right up, sir.
  12. Invid_Clone Jedi Master

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    You seem to be a Decepticon. Into what do you transform?
  13. Jedi_Boricua Jedi Master

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    I'm pretty sure Captain Kirk would kick your ass!
  14. Invid_Clone Jedi Master

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    I'm pretty sure Captain Picard or even Captain Sheridan can kick your ass!
  15. Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod

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    You did not just say Captain Sheridan! LOL!


    Hey dude, where are the rest of the Cylons?
  16. Darth_Valle Jedi Master

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  17. JEDI-MILLO Jedi Knight

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    WOULD YOU SIGN MY COPY OF STAR WARS: EMPIRE #1?

    WHAT???? $10 DOLLARS???

    GO SHOVE YOUR LIGHT SABER WHERE YOUR ARMOR DOESN'T SHINE!!!
  18. Skalderan Jedi Master

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    Hey dude you think i can recharge my cell phone in that armor?
  19. Jan_Solo Jedi Master

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    Yeah, dude, how do you take a crap in that thing anyway?
  20. Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Master

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    ..and you turned to the darkside 'cause of Padme??? What the hell do you saw in her?
  21. Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Master

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    ...no, she's by no means hot, neither is your daugther for that matter.
  22. Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Master

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    ...so, how's your dead mother?
  23. Maul Brady Jedi Master

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    LOL! These are way too funny :)

    :)
    AMY, yes rafa people don't know my name. :p
  24. Khal_DRhonn Jedi Knight

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    • How do you keep your suit so shiny? Armor All or Turtle Wax?
    • Why do you have a meat grinder on your face?
    • Who's your tailor? Dell or Compaq?
  25. TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Master

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    1. *Darth Sidius hangs up the phone after a talk with Vader* "I hate it when he calls, I dont know if its a pervert or actually him. All that heavy breathing during those moments of silence..."

    2. Enters Vader into an "adult shop" Stands to look at some Vids. A lady looks at him and says to the counter guy* "Is he the New MODEL? I want one it breaths heavily and all!"

    3. "Walk right thru the Carwash sir only $6"

    4. "Dont move Im trying to see if I have something up my nose"

    5. *knock Knock* "Anybody in there?"

    6. "WHAT THE???? Dont scare me like that say something when you stand there. JESUS!"

    7. "Where do I plug my Vacuum? Cause you suck"
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