Worst things you can say to Darth Vader

Discussion in 'Puerto Rico Star Wars FanForce' started by Ktulu_Terumo, Aug 22, 2002.

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  1. Ktulu_Terumo Jedi Master

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    Jun 27, 2002
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    "Are you a walking Slots Machine? Where do I insert the coins in?"
  2. Roman Jedi Master

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    May 30, 2002
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    You loked better in SpaceBalls!
  3. skelyrata Jedi Knight

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  4. TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Master

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    Jul 1, 2002
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    "General Electric called........they found your real father"

    "Do the light bulb trick again"
  5. Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod

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    Aug 12, 2002
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  6. Jedi_Boricua Jedi Master

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  7. Roman Jedi Master

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    May 30, 2002
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    You have a computer virus in your armor, sir.
  8. TUMBARK_WOOKIE Jedi Master

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    So let me get this straight........you just had an MS blast in your pants?
  9. Roman Jedi Master

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    May 30, 2002
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    So, you are the new protocol droid model.

    Nice Halloween costume.

    A door to door salesman: "I?m selling this new cleaner that will do miracles in your armor".

    The force su#@.

    Nice lightsabre. Are you compensating for something?

    I bet any Star Trek captain can kick your a@@.
  10. Paquinero-Cybron RSA Emeritus

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    May 9, 2002
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    So tell me, straight up.

    Are you going to wear chromium on Episode 3?
  11. skelyrata Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2002
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    Hey brother, you are like Michael Jackson but inverted. A white dude living as a black brother! But you know what, we know that under that black skin you are as white as baby powder so dont try to fool us. You are not welcome in out con....rr...ee...
  12. JEDI_MASTER_MARIANA Jedi Master

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    Dec 30, 2003
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    Hey Darth you have asthma or something!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    *start choking* Have Mercy My Lord!

    *falls dead on the ground*
  13. Paquinero-Cybron RSA Emeritus

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    WHAT?

    YOU WANT MY STAR WARS EMPIRE #1 FOR FREE?

    BITE ME FANBOY.
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