JCC Worst Thread of 2017

I'm worried that the Meat is Murder Thunderdome isn't going to go the distance and the U.S. Politics thread thread is setting itself up for a monopoly. In the interest of trust busting, I propose this, the Worst Thread of 2017.

I'm not going to tell you what you need to do to make this thread worse than the U.S. Politics thread thread, but here's the kind of thing I had in mind.

* explain why Carrie Fisher is like Hitler
* explore the potential for Donald Trump/Kellyanne Conway erotic fan fiction
* tell an amusing anecdote about that time you bullied a special needs kid in middle school
* write a long essay about how your vast gun collection has helped you grow as a human being
* discuss in detail why Al Gore has no business spouting off about climate change, because we don't really get it
* play a game where you add and subtract points from a long list of names that keeps getting longer
*talk about how you love movies or how you hate them
*invite Ender Sai to tell you what's wrong with you in detail

 

I would like to add in:

* Post an absurd amount of hi-res photos
* Make stupid references to SW when discussing real life politics

 

my Donald Trump Kellyanne Conway erotic fanfic trailer goes something like this:



This Valentine's Day







Forget the Past








And Slip into Something...








... a Bit Dumber



Fifty Shades Dumber. Coming This Valentine's Day to a theater near you.

 

I also wish Lena Dunham, my favorite actress, had gotten an abortion.

 

It's really not too late. It's probably going to get more difficult, sure, but for someone with the resources, talent and determination of Lena Dunham, getting an abortion shouldn't be that difficult.

If she has trouble conceiving, that's a different problem entirely. But there are fertility specialists who can help. I have children only because of IVF. Without that, my wife would never have had an opportunity to abort a fetus either.

 

You have this locked with the roadkill thread. I can't imagine a worse thread being made in the next eleven months.

Being pregnant could interfere with her career. She could get a surrogate, and have her get the abortion.

 

I'm going to have to vehemently disagree with you about the roadkill thread. It was monumentally unsuccessful, true, but only because it was so far ahead of its time. We have to wait for the culture to catch up with it.

 

I'm going to have to vehemently disagree with your vehement disagreement. I would suggest the Roadkill thread failed because it was so far behind the times. As a thread on the internet, it was best suited to the days before the internet, When Six Toes Zeke and Uncle Daddy could discuss it outback while whittling.

 

We can try combining a bunch of these?

The Lena Dunham Abortion: A Donald Trump/Kellyanne Conway Sex Story!

 

my dad taught me how to whittle you bastard

 

On the bright side, I bet you could count to twelve at a much earlier age than I could.

 

The Bowen / Ender Sai Variety Talk Show Thread

 

13, but I won't go into details.

 

You see, Trump, who is bad, is exactly like Sheev Palpatine, because Sheevy P is also bad. He is not like Han Solo, who is cool and good, because he is not cool and, as previously stated, is bad.

 

You think it's fiction?

 

Kate Beckinsale Lives!: Comic Book Draft XII -- hosted by Slowpokeking

 

I (still) wish her mother had.

 

that's just mean. Welcome to what's still possibly only the third worst thread of 2017, entitled "Worst Thread of 2017"!

mean

 

That was very rude, like that time in The Phantom Menace where Jar-Jar tried to grab an apple with his tongue from across the table.

It was also not funny, ibid.

 

The Jar-Jar Binks Society and Role Play Thread!

 

Are you kidding me. The trolls would take it over and make the thread glorious.