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worzell gummage and starwars cross over

Discussion in 'London UK' started by mothraa, Nov 15, 2004.

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  1. mothraa

    mothraa Jedi Youngling

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    worzell: cuppa tea and a slice of cake aunt beru
    aunt beru: arrrrrrrrrrggghhh stormtroppers are coming to burn us alive.
    worzell: better put on me jedi head
    screws off head and puts it in a box then pulls out another one exactly the same.

    begone evil men in white suits or i will use the old jedi mind trick on you

    stormtrooper: who is this guy

    worzell stands in front of stormtroopers waving his hands about shouting the words : higgledypiggledy
    whoopsadaisy
    everyone looking at worzell as tho his lost it

    stormtroopers: lets fry em
    they raise their flamethrowers and fry worzell to a little pile of ash.
    a young man and an old man with some droids turn up
    luke: theres nothing left for me i'll got to alderaan
    they get back in the speeder and start to drive off
    c3po: u hear something r2
    r2d2:beep beep bop
    in the remains of aunt berus house in an old burnt out box
    worzell head: aunt beru weres my cuppa tea and me slice of cake.
    the rest is history.

     
  2. SPARKSIII

    SPARKSIII Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Yoshee Edit: No flaming please!
     
  3. DarthArsenal6

    DarthArsenal6 Jedi Master star 5

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    this thread has no meaning

    lock this thread pls
     
  4. Ellbobin

    Ellbobin Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I dont get it :(
     
  5. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Why lock it?
     
  6. Darth_Vaders_Wig

    Darth_Vaders_Wig Jedi Master star 1

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    It's actually quite funny.
     
  7. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    I love this thread. The answers to life's mysteries lie within it. ;)
     
  8. mothraa

    mothraa Jedi Youngling

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    the next installment:
    WORZELL STRIKESBACK: AFTER HE'S HAD HIS TEA

    COMING SOON

     
  9. DarthArsenal6

    DarthArsenal6 Jedi Master star 5

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  10. Darth_Vaders_Wig

    Darth_Vaders_Wig Jedi Master star 1

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    Don't listen to them! This is the best fan fiction I have come across yet! I am thinking Worzel Strikes Back will have a darker feeling and end with us all on the edge of our seats.......
     
  11. mothraa

    mothraa Jedi Youngling

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    cut to scene: luke has just finished training on degoba and yoda is not satisfied with it and luke takes of in his x-wing.

    Yoda: there is another

    worzell comes trundling along

    worzell: another? another what, not stormtroopers let me at em.

    yoda: hello master worzell

    wozell: oh howdy doody yoda are you in trouble

    yoda: no, just helping young boy become jedi, hmmmmmm but fear he too much like his fatheeeeer.

    worzell: oh kids these days dont know how lucky they are flying spaceships and the like, i mean when i was younger......blah.....blah....blah

    awhile later

    worzell:.....blah...blah.....covered in bantha poodu how we all laughed.

    yoda looking a very pale green

    yoda:i feel the force drain from me, i think im.....dying

    worzell: yes anyway as i was saying......blah...blah

    yoda walks off back to his hut feeling his life drain from him, in the background the sound of an x-wing landing

    worzell: yoda....yoda where have ya gone we havent had tea yet or have a slice of cake.
    oh look its that young man back yoda hes changed hes dressed in a horrible black robe looks like he needs a bit of sun to me.

    luke walks past worzell not taking any notice.

    worzell: well the cheeky young so and so i ought to teach him a lesson

    worzell use's his jedi powers to see into lukes mind

    worzell:eek:h so his going to get his friend han solo back huh, i think a certain hutt would love to hear of this

    worzell quickly gets on his space tractor and heads for jabbas place all the while whistling to himself.
    will he get a warm reception at jabbas, will luke survive worzells evil cunning and will he get hes slice of cake and a cuppa tea find out in the next installment REVENGE OF THE SIP: WORZELLS FAVORITE BREW
     
  12. DarthArsenal6

    DarthArsenal6 Jedi Master star 5

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    you are being misguided !
     
  13. Darth_Vaders_Wig

    Darth_Vaders_Wig Jedi Master star 1

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    Is Worzel Luke's Father?
     
  14. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Well, it would make an interesting twist :p
     
  15. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Does Yoda turn blue?
     
  16. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Does he sprout wings?
     
  17. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Were Worzell & Yoda college flatmates?
     
  18. DarthArsenal6

    DarthArsenal6 Jedi Master star 5

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    what happens when you swap heads between cp30 and worzell
     
  19. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Is it like what happened in AOTC?
     
  20. DarthArsenal6

    DarthArsenal6 Jedi Master star 5

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  21. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    If you take a hefty shot of whiskey, hold your breath, and read the 1st post quickly, you can see the future.
     
  22. Darth_Vaders_Wig

    Darth_Vaders_Wig Jedi Master star 1

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    F16WarBird is right, I saw the future.....I didn't realise Mr. T was the bikini type?
     
  23. DarthArsenal6

    DarthArsenal6 Jedi Master star 5

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