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SWRPF Archive WOTG II: Clash of the Titans (A RPF Role Play)

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  1. Jace_Halycron Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 5, 2001
    star 4
    "Strippers!" FID cried.
    "Shield your eyes," Jello cooed.

    Jace handed out beer, and sat down with Jikala.
  2. Fluke_Groundwalker Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 11, 2001
    star 5
    Coruscant

    Supreme Hyper Uber Mega Super Dupre Grand Admiral General Emperor Leader Fluke_Groundwalker sat in his 456,623,567,134,000 credit command chair, brooding.

    He had tired of his brothel, which contained 745 beautiful women. Standing up, he walked to the window, where he saw his Awesome-class Super Star Destroyer being built. They only had the bride complete, but 5 seconds later, all 3,490,243.03 meters of the command ship were finished. Jumping up into the air, he somehow found himself on the bridge, in command.

    "Helm, full speed for Dathomir."

    "Sir, that'll take weeks."

    "Bah. The hell with it. Let's just slag Coruscant."

    Fluke_Groundwalker, obviously power hungry (and maniacal), targeted his home planet, and the capital of the galaxy. "All right, fire the 17,000,000 Death Star superlasers...now!"

    The salvo went through the planet, evaporating it immediately. It then bounced off of the Koornacht Cluster, was redirected off of Hoth, and wound up slagging Dathomir.

    As usual, another boring day.
  3. nithrak_tewl Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
    star 4
    Nithrak died of heart failure when he saw Zaarin and Jello nude, but Q brought him back to life, but this time as an infidel.

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed Nithrak.

    Mitth laughed.

    Nithrak sprayed himself with acid to cause scarring, then found a phaser and vaporized jello, who popped back into the room through a wormhole.

    Bill Cosby entered the room and gave Jello a hug, then started licking him.

    "EWWWWWWW" cried everyone.
  4. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2000
    star 6
    Mitth shoots Bill Cobsy and shoves his corpse into the sarlacc pit along with Nithrak Tewl and Jello. "I finally got to kill Jello!"
  5. Fluke_Groundwalker Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 11, 2001
    star 5
    *avoids Dobski's kinky strip tease*

    No. I don't swing that way.
  6. AnakinDobski Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2001
    star 4
    Buts clothes back on and jumps into a tree.AD
  7. Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 18, 2001
    star 5
    With a click of his fingers, Q magically turns into Toma Tu'kla!

    MUAHAHAHAHA!
  8. GrandAdmiralJello Emperor: Community & Lit

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    star 10
    OOC: Actually Nithrak, the Empire has constructed 15 SSDS... though only 7 were created in the OT.


    *********************************************


    The ruler of the known galaxy, and then some, had fooled people yet again. They thought they had seen Jello nude and eaten by Bill Cosby, when it was actually his cousin. The fools never realized his grand plan.

    At that very moment, Jello entered wherever the hell everyone else was, and the entire galaxy bowed down before him.

    After that, Jello pulled out a luxury resort from his pocket and relaxed. Meanwhile, the Imperial Palace was built taller than it ever was before.

    "Excuse me, Your Majesty, you have a guest."

    He looked out the window. The guest was...


    OOC: You know, I just realized that I wasn't godmoding. I have the power to do this anyways.
  9. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 8, 2001
    star 5
    Zaarin stepped forth with his ultimate weapon...his vocal chords. He began to sing 'In the Jungle', and the inhuman screams of it all were horrifying...


    SERIOUS POST :eek:
    ((Wow, the first serious one so far :p))

    The terraforming squad arrived at Firrerre, intent on cleaning up the toxic atmosphere Darth Vader had made so long ago. The droids landed on the lush homeworld of the Firrerreo and began to clean it up.
  10. GrandAdmiralJello Emperor: Community & Lit

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    star 10
    OOC: Zaarin, you have been banned from WOTGII for being serious.

    IC: Grand Admiral Jello decided that he wanted to remodel Coruscant. He set up plans, and he made the entire planet to his wishes.
  11. Wildwookiee Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 14, 2001
    star 4
    WW stood there on the bridge of Spaceball 1.

    " Set course for Coruscant. Prepare for ludicrous speed!!! Have Dinner and silly squadrons following"


  12. CaptKieranFlar Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 14, 2001
    star 4
    *jumps up an bites off Mitthy's finger and runs off with the finger and the One Ring*

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

    ITTTTSSSSSSSS MINEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

    MY OWNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    MYY PRECIOUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!


    *slips and falls down into the fire filled pits*


  13. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    PoT and Boba were already drunk and passed out in the aisle of the church.

    LOL! :D

    As soon as I find room, that goes in my sig!

    And loved the Aussie skit. You guys have all distilled my essence better then I could of! :)

    IC
    The Mystical plane of life and death and all the fish in between.

    Grand Poobah Super Duper lengendary leader of the known universe plus 2 monkeys in leather recliners with co-directorship of worldly causes concerning the development of cheese molds, Kane Lavos, was concerned with the spiralling out of controlness of his master plan.
    "That fool Jello foils me again!" he cried, as he pounded the table of his X wing fighter, which somehow - despite being normal sized - had a Tardis style 40 by 40 meter bridge within the cockpit, including Tavira, Dugal - who was alive again god bless his soul - and Boba who were trying to perfect the reverse twist Hokey Pokey on orders of the Director.

    Wondering at the size of the last sentance, Lavos changed his name to Erios for no reason, and launched his fighter from Bakura to Dathomir, arriving in 1 minute.

    "Those fools think their fleets are impressive, they forgot the one great truth of Star Wars...the bigger they are... the bigger they boom!!"

    Lining up for all the fleets, PoT fired a single Proton torpedo which was sucked down all the exhaust ports at the same time, destroying everyones fleets.

    There was much celebrating, and Lavos sent Boba down to poo on everyone's head as reward.

    Realising his life was complete, Lavos happily killed Dugal and Tavira, before hyperspacing to the nearest Space Bar, to get drunk on the celebration of life.....

    ==============
    A week later
    Days later, PoT was found drunk and naked, unconcious in the confessional booth of a church...Boba was found rotting in the rafters, after he attempted to 'hold on' for 2 days, and went septic. The smell still remains....
    OOC: see you all later lads! :)
  14. Jace_Halycron Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 5, 2001
    star 4
    Cheerio, PoT!

    Mr. Halycron walks up to Mitth, and smites 'im with a...herring!!
    "Havatchu!"
  15. Bravo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 10, 2001
    star 5
    What is going on? Are we Role Playing again?



    How To Survive WOTGIII:

    How to Survive War of the Galaxies III

    War of the Galaxies II (WOTG II) is a role playing (RP) game thread at www.theforce.net. It is the biggest RP game so far in the RP forums, and although it has seen its downs, and its ups, it is still going strong. WOTG II is a continuation of War of the Galaxies (WOTG). This RP includes the Galactic Empire, Rebel Alliance, Yuuzhan Vong, C.S.A., Morian Raiders, and a few other smaller fractions. Both the Galactic Empire and the Rebel Alliance have lost there great leaders, the Emperor died in one of his force experiments, Darth Vader killed himself after learning of his son?fs death, Luke Skywalker at the Battle of Hoth. At the Battle of Hoth, the Galactic Empire had a major victory, killing the important Rebel leaders. Now, both the Rebel Alliance and the Galactic Empire are healing their wounds, the Yuuzhan Vong have invaded the galaxy, on a conquest of taking over the whole galaxy. At first, there was a three-fraction war, Galactic Empire vs. Rebel Alliance, and the Yuuzhan Vong against all three. But now, a treaty has taken place, and the Galactic Empire and the Rebel Alliance are now putting there differences aside, for the better good of the galaxy. This treaty starts WOTGII.
    In WOTGII, the Yuuzhan Vong are outnumbered, and our fighting two fronts of a war, but there is no sign of defeat for the Yuuzhan Vong. Yuuzhan Vong agents have attempted, and have assigned a key member of the Imperial army, now the Yuuzhan Vong have agents every where, and an attempt to kill Fleet Admiral Bravo (me), has been spoiled, but a second attempt has been made, and nearly was successful. Now, the President of the Rebel Alliance has tortured an Imperial General, which threatens to tear the treaty apart, and ignite the flame in the age old Galactic Civil War.
    Currently, WOTGII, is on pause, do to a break done in command, hot heads, emotions, and other key events. The Galactic Empire attacked the Rebel Alliance at the trial, but luckily, the leader of the Galactic Empire, Grand Admiral Jello (GAJ), did not authorize the attack, and as of now, new rules, Game Masters (GM), and a new story line is being made, to create War of the Galaxies III (WOTGIII). But, this essay will brace you for WOTGIII, and teach you how to survive WOTGIII?c

    War of the Galaxies II?cthe place where villain, backstabbing, and secret alliances are at there high, where money, promises of vast space, planets, and systems, lore all to do what might not be right. War of the Galaxies II (WOTG II), where the law is just a myth, and out laws have hey days. War of the Galaxies II?cthe place you don?ft want to visit?cand now, you must brace yourself for War of the Galaxies III?c
    Intelligence is the most important survival tool you will need to survive and win even a small battle, and battles involving whole fleets of ships! Intelligence will decide the fate of a battle, or the war, it will decide weather you live, or die, it will decide your future. Intelligence is the first step in the process of preparing for a battle, or a war, or a strike mission behind enemy line. Intelligence should always have as much information as its agents can get?cthe Yuuzhan Vong use Intelligence agents all the time, and Mr. Green, the former Captain Green of the Rebel Alliance, is the latest of these Yuuzhan Vong Intelligence agents. What do you need for Intelligence? What Intelligence can you trust? How do you know it?fs not a trap? These answers will be better answered when we reach the command process. But for now, let me tell you what Intelligence you need. Good Intelligence agents will hide out for weeks, months, even years for solid information, this is what you need. You need an Intelligence agent that you trust, that can go behind enemy lines for a long period of time, and with out being caught, he or she has to be able to send vital information back to you, about the enemy, enemy movements, and enemy plans. Next, you nee
  16. nithrak_tewl Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2001
    star 4
    Dathomir

    In the pre dawn light of the Dathomir morning, Nithrak peered through the dense fog. It was so thick that when he looked to his left, Yun-Yuuzhan's form was faded to vision, though he was only meters awa.

    The two stood at the edge of a giant cliff, where a settlement of female humans had once existed.

    "They are getting restless" said Yun.

    "Yes" replied Nithrak "patience is not the virtue of a warrior. The call for battle is too strong."

    The rest of his commanders approached in the darkness, and together they peered into the fogbank below them.

    As dawn crested they heard a faint cry, and soon it grew in intensity, echoing across the planet.

    "WotGIII, WotGIII, WotGIII"

    As the fog was burnt off by the bright Dathomir sun, Nithrak smiled at the scene before him. Far below, stretching from the base of the cliff as far as the eye could see, was a moving, gyrating mass. It was comprised of Yuuzhan Vong warriors on foot and atop Rancors, and mindless thrall and chazrach, all bloodthirsty.

    Nithrak turned to face his commanders.

    "Soon, we will squash the infidels. Prepare yourselves."

    OOC: LET'S GO!!!!!
  17. Bravo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 10, 2001
    star 5
    OOC: Are we Role Rlaying again? I thought we were waiting another week?
  18. Baron_Fel Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 28, 2001
    star 4
    Bravo,their just having fun.Nothing serious really.
  19. Bravo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 10, 2001
    star 5
    OOC: Thanks. That is what I thought.
  20. Fluke_Groundwalker Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 11, 2001
    star 5
    Nithrak, I destroyed Dathomir when I used my Awesome-class Super Star Destroyer. A bank shot off of Koornacht, then Hoth.

    Planets Destroyed:

    Coruscant
    Koornacht
    Hoth
    Dathomir

    IC:

    Yesterday was such a boring day, thought Supreme Hyper Uber Mega Super Duper Grand Admiral General Emperor Leader Fluke Groundwalker.

    Today, he decided, he would dance around on the bridge, wearing an "I [face_love] Yuzzies" shirt, and see what type of reaction he would get.

    I wonder if the Yuzzies like tea...
  21. Warlord_Ken Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 2, 2000
    star 4
    OOC: Omg, I came into page 82 without reading 80 or 81 first, so I thought we were RPing again! Then I read the other two pages and thought, "Damn!" :p
  22. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2000
    star 6
    With his cosmic-universal-godly-super-de-dooper-oh-so-awesome-supercalafragilisticexpialadocious-powers, he brings back all the destroyed planets.
  23. CaptKieranFlar Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 14, 2001
    star 4
    Death

    Kieran walked around death, still holding the ONE RING and Mitthy's finger. He was just about to go have a chat with the Dread Pirate Roberts when he saw Coruscant Koornacht Hoth and Dathomir speeding from death to life, summoned by Mitth.

    Thinking life would be more fun than death, he stuck out a hand and caught hold of Dathomir as it was brought back to life.



  24. GrandAdmiralJello Emperor: Community & Lit

    Manager
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    Nov 28, 2000
    star 10
    OOC: PoT, are you implying that even a fool can foil your plans? :confused:

    *********************************************

    "Dammit, someone blew up Coruscant again. This is getting very annoying."

    HIMEGASCOTIFWIVILWSS Jello picked up his legos and began the process of rebuilding.

    Meanwhile, his Dymastar station was completed. The massive 3D diamond/rhombus shaped station was larger than a planet, and constructed out of quantum armor. It had a massive bridge area, large than the Death Star, and six superlasers at the corners.

    As be precaution, all thermal exhaust ports had a positive electric charge. ;)

    OOC: I actually made this station a long time ago with someone's idea. I took his model, added much, and made it indestructable. So copyright: Jello, 1996.




  25. Wildwookiee Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 14, 2001
    star 4
    WW calls upon the reality gods, who smite the superawsome station that GAJ created. Suddenly, all the forces in the known galaxy begin to pull on the station, turning it inside out. Just before he was zapped into nothingness, we catch a glimpse of GAJ in his shower...singing to a rubber duckey.
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