I'm actually being serious. Everyone seems to HATE Jar Jar, and think he's the biggest embarrassment in Star Wars lore. They hated him so much that the Aftermath series made him a street preforming homeless clown. I don't think this is fair. Jar Jar showed extreme bravery and brevity during the Clone Wars, and while he isn't a genius, calling him a hapless retard isn't fair. I think this character should be helped out with a novel. Give Jar Jar some positive press; flesh out the character, get inside his mind and show that he isn't as useless as we think. We could explore his role of being a senator AND UNITING THE GUNGAN AND NABOO PEOPLE and see how he continued to serve the Naboo as a senator. We'll see what was going through his mind when he granted Palpatine emergency powers and how he got his Dagoyan girlfriend. Then rescue him from his sad post-Return of the Jedi fate and give this character a proper, kinder ending.