Would it have helped Obi-Wan if Anakin had seen him in Moulin Rouge?

That Linkin Park song does go with Star Wars. My song isn't Moulin Rouge but there is a refrence to it. I'll get it up later when I finally finish it.

 

oOOh yeah! Who can say 12 pages for the Moulin Rouge thread???!!! I can! I can!

Can you? Can can? Can you? Can can?

Don't say you can't! Say you can!

 

he he he.. so glad I check back on this thread (better late than never I always say)

The ewanspotters are taking over! muah ah ah ah.

This will be long as I'm responding to some of my favorite little bits and pieces since I've been MIA.

uruseiranma I thought your Britney Spears parody I'm not a Boy, not yet a Sith Lord was hillarious. It's also a strange coincidence that I wrote a parody of that same song called I'm not a Duke, not yet a Writer. LOL Anyway if you want to hear that, just ask, I don't want to subject you guys to it if you don't want it.

Anna_kin I thought your Anakin watchign the video thing was priceless:

ANAKIN: Wow, Master, that explains a lot.
OBI-WAN: It was a long time ago.
ANAKIN: You were sure a stud, huh?
OBI-WAN: It was a long time ago.
ANAKIN: A hooker! Geez!
OBI-WAN: She was not!
ANAKIN: Geez. I mean, at least I had the decency to MARRY Padme, instead of having a wild affair...
OBI-WAN: We were both poor, and it wasn't my fault she died...wait...YOU DID WHAT?
ANAKIN: Um...
OBI-WAN: Oh, you've done it now, Anakin.
ANAKIN: I...um...it was...um...just kidding?

The Butler I just wanted to say lol at your "No, I DON'T want to picture Yoda in a red corset. Red and Green...the Christmas colors would be tainted forever."

DarthSinistar my fave part of your "Your Song" Parody was

You can?t marry anybody-hee / Follow the code
You can?t even have possessi-hions / Just follow the code
You are a Jedi? You are a Jedi? Chose the force over her-er
Or you?ll be expelled from / The Je-di Or-der

trianiigirl I loved the "Lady Marmalade bit"

He met Amidala out on old Tatooine
The first slave that she'd ever seen
He said "hello, angel
Wanna see my Pod go?"

And last but certianly not least Flashbacca I loved this part from your "Diamond Dog" parody:

Palp'tine the Empr'r is a real cool cat
Sits upon the Senate seat
Republic's broke, so he calls for a vote
But it's all just a sham
He's got them all flim-flammed

LOL

I believe that this thread will go oooooonnnn.

 

Thanks, I didn't think it was all that great, but I'm glad you liked it.

 

Nice parody of "Come What May", btw

 

This shall remain up!

 

Hey there Jess you are totally correct and the ewan group is taking over!!! anyway, this Parrot shed her feathers and donned some fur and is having a ball..... post a song!

 

Graahh! This is harder than I thought. There a a couple of lines in mine that just wont go! Grrr! Once it's completed I'll post it.

 

I just got the wierdest phone call. After 2 rings I picked it up and before I even said hello there was this girl just talking to herself this is what she was saying:

me:hello?
"well...I model and act. *giggle* I had a small part in Moulin Rouge but it was still credited. I just got my bachelorettes degree in dance...and I love to cheerlead. *giggle* I have been taking gymnastics..."
me:hello?
"...Love to dance. I just graduated from the University of Utah and want to become a professional actress. *giggle*
me: Hello?

Then I hung up. This girl was off her rocker! It wasn't a recording or anything it was a actual girl just rambling into the phone. Crazy.

 

You should've said "Dumb [CENSORED]!" before you hung up

 

hehehehe - Satine I detest those weird phone calls. ARGH! now if you want to have some fun - pretend she had gotten ahold of the police station and tell her you are Detective Satine and what is the nature of her emergency..........

I commiserate with you on the problem lines - I am having a horrible time with mine.

 

My song came out just as whacked as that girl so I'm redoing it.

 

That's it! I'm changing the tune!

 

Very nice, ya'll!

I liked the Linkin Park song, and the Angel one...

Can't wait to hear your next song, Jedi_Kinght_Satine!

I'm going to start putting together an Attack of the Musical Clones thing soon, I hope. If and when I get it filmed and finished, I'm going to try and submit it to starwars.atonfilms.com (or whatever that site is called). Does anyone mind if I use some of their stuff? Like "Jedi Dogs" or "Senate Spectacular"?

 

aw shucks I'd be plum honored if you wanted to use something of mine trianiigirl please go right ahead

Do I get a copy of it ? I really would like one.

 

A copy of the Musical? Why of course!

Especially if I use Jedi Dogs.

These are the songs I want to have in it so far...
Lady Amidala
Senate Spectacular
Like a Sith Lord
Sparkling Handmaidens
Children of the Jedi Temple
'One Day I'll Fly Away' song- I forget the name
Jedi Dogs
El Tango de Padme (too bad I'm only doing AotC... The Boss Nass one kicked some major booty!!!)

I'll probably cut 'Children' if I see its getting too long... One of my friends I can probably talk into doing the choreography, and another wants to help with costumes, so with any luck I'll have it done by the end of the semester (around Christmas). The only problem is going to be finding people who can sing! And if I could find some clonetroopers and a Count Dooku (or Palpy, maybe), I'd soooo do the 'We Can Can-Can!" song. Maybe something about "why are you building up this army?" "Because we can!" Hee hee hee...

More as it develops!

EDIT: I can't type for nuthin today.

 

Hope you can submit one of those. That would be so cool! I liked you can can song! I've actually been singing the can can all day. One of my brother's told me to shut up already so I "kicked off his hat" aka tried to kick his head doing the can can.

 

Were you talking about my song to "One day I'll fly away", trianiigirl? I only ask because I'm not sure if someone else did one or not. And because mine doesn't really have a title.

 

Yeah, astroanna, yours was the one. I just didn't feel like digging through 11 pages of stuff to find it... .

If and when I finally get it done, I'm gonna have one heck of a time trying to credit everyone in this thread for their wonderful ideas...

School starts in only 6 days! I can't wait to get started!

 

A quick one from the "Lion King"

Obi Wan: "And iiiif he faaaaals in loooove tonight >sniff< it can beeee assuuuuumed..."

Yoda: "...his care-free days with US are history..."

Both: ..."in short, our pal is DOOOOOOOMED!"

 

HEH. I don't know if any of you have seen the Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical, but:

FEELING THESE EMOTIONS

ANAKIN
Every single night, the same arrangement
I train on the side of light
Still I always feel, this strange estrangement
That I can't conceal, this rage I can't fight

I've been making shows, reciting prose
Just hoping no one knows
That I've been feeling these emotions
Walking through the part
Nothing seems to calm my beating heart!

I was always brave, but kind of naive
Now I find I'm wavering
Put your mom in a grave, you find the Dark
Start to look quite tempting

OBI-WAN
Clear your mind of these things!

ANAKIN (sarcastically):
Thanks for your helping.

JEDI COUNCIL
He does pretty well, but still he dwells
'Cause lately we can tell
That he's been feeling these emotions

RANDOM JEDI:
Feeling these emotions!

JEDI COUNCIL:
Something stirring afoul

RANDOM JEDI:
He's hardly what what the prophecy said -
[notices Anakin's stabbed him]
Ow!

ANAKIN:
Will I stay this way forever?
Fail through my Jedi endeavor?

TUSKEN RAIDER WOMAN:
Please show some mercy -

ANAKIN:
Whatever. [cuts them down]
I don't want to be
Feeling these emotions
Taking all these lives
I can't even see
If this is really me
And I just want to be
A Jedi!

I'VE GOT A THEORY

[The JEDI COUNCIL, which includes QUI-GON, OBI-WAN, MACE WINDU, and YODA are joined by ANAKIN SKYWALKER and SENATOR PADME AMIDALA to puzzle out the mysteries of the recent Sith attacks...]

QUI-GON
I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dark side demon - no, something isn't right there...

AMIDALA
I've got a theory
Some guy is dreaming
And making billions on his whacky sci-fi nightmare

MACE WINDU
I've got a theory we should work this out

EVERYONE
It's getting eerie
What's this Sith conspiracy all about?

MACE WINDU
It could be the Chosen One!
That creepy Chosen One!
Which is ridiculous 'cause the Prophecy
Said Anakin good and love the Force and Jedi power
And I'll be over here

OBI-WAN
I've got a theory
It could be Lucas

[chickets chirp]

YODA
A theory, I've got -

OBI-WAN
Lucas isn't so innocent like everybody supposes!
He writes this dialogue for romance and its roses!
And wonders why we giggle
Why do we need such a sappy love story anyway?
Lucas! Lucas!
It must be Lucas!

[beat]

OBI-WAN
Or maybe fanfiction?

AMIDALA
I've got a theory we should work this fast

AMIDALA and QUI-GON
Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed!

ANAKIN
I've got a theory
It doesn't matter
We've got the world on a silver platter
What could make this story even sadder?
A traitor found? We've all been there
A planet's death, why should we care?

ALL
What can't we do if we can find it?
The Force that binds us every minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die

ANAKIN
The latter sounds nice...

ALL
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can weather
There's nothing we can't face

OBI-WAN
Except for Lucas...

I'VE GOT A THEORY - VERSION 2.0

[Several people sit around a table in a room in GEONOSIS. These include DARTH SIDIOUS, COUNT DOOKU, NUTE GUNRAY, JANGO FETT, and BOBA FETT. They are in a heated discussion about their next move against the Republic.]

DARTH SIDIOUS
I've got a theory
We should start cleaning
Out the Jedi who remain alive over there

COUNT DOOKU
I've got a theory
My master's meaning
Is that the our schemings' ends are soon coming quite near

NUTE GUNRAY
I've got a theory
We should plot this out!

ALL
The path is clear, the Republic's fall is starting here and now!

JANGO FETT
We could start Clone Wars!
Some vicious Clone Wars.
Which is ridiculous 'cause Clones they
Work for the Senate and Boba good
And love my son and raising him
And I'll be over here...

NUTE GUNRAY
I've got a theory
We should kill Padme!

[crickets chirp]

BOBA FETT
I've got a theory -

NUT

 

This thread is great and I can't wait for Satine's new song!

 

I wanted to see that musical but I missed it. *pouts*

My song will be coming soon, maybe Friday, I have do it over. Again .

Padme before they get taken into the arena:

Padme: Tell me you don't love me!!!

 

Glad to see this thread is alive and kicking again. Everybody is so creative. I love to look at this and laugh!!!

 

Nice job, milyda!

And I, too, can't wait for Satine's latest.

While we wait, that sneaky muse is up to her old tricks, except this time, its the Shawn Mullins song "Lullaby".

"I'm Jedi"
Setting: Anakin sings about Padme's midniht assassin, and what the encounter led to.

She attacked on a night filled with stars
Through the Coruscant skies and the boulevards
My Master jumped on her droid. It sped off fast
So rescued him, jumped on her ship and then we crashed

She feels safe now in this bar called Outlander
But from the crowd I can tell there's nowhere to go and she shoots Master
And just after she loses her arm and cries
I tell the crowd "I'm Jedi"
I say

Everyone go back to your drinks
I'm Jedi, I'm Jedi
Everyone go back to your drinks
I'm Jedi, I'm Jedi, I'm Jedi

We questioned her outside the clud
Up in the air about a half a mile
We ask her real polite "Who hired you, bub?"
"It was just a job" she said with a smile, and in a while
We saw her smile turn into a frown
Seems there's another assassin in this real big town

But everything's gonna be all right
We're Jedi. We're Jedi
But everything's gonna be all right
We're Jedi. We're Jedi

Now Obi gets to investigate that dart
While I go to Naboo, and win my lady's heart
I don't think he likes the plan
Why can't he see thatI'm a man?

Everything's gonna be all right
I'm Jedi, I'm Jedi
Everything's gonna be all right
I'm Jedi, I'm Jedi, I'm Jedi


EDIT: spelling