Would it have helped Obi-Wan if Anakin had seen him in Moulin Rouge?

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  1. Flashbacca Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    OMG I'm ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Satine and trianni those were GREAT !!!!!!!

    *laughing so hard falls off of chair*
  2. DarthLuxor Jedi Master

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    Taun We leads Obi-Wan to the meeting chamber

    Taun We:please sit down Master Jedi.

    Obi-Wan:I prefer to stand up, thank you. You can sit down though. (Thinking to himself 'don't stare at the neck') It's really quite long. (Homer Simpson 'dohhh')

    Taun We looks confused

    Obi-Wan-It's really quite modern what you do, and you live very comfortably. (Twirling his lightsabre nervously)

    Taun We-Master Jedi you speak so elegately (jumps at his and starts making alien sounds) I've been waiting ten long years to hear your language again!

    Lama Su walks in "He's got a huge lightSabre!'

    Jango walks in "Foul Play!"



    Sorry my story fell off there. Dang me trying to write something creative at midnight.
  3. milyda Jedi Padawan

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    ONE DAY I'LL RULE THIS PLACE

    (Setting: Evening. Palpatine has just gotten through another day of dealing with the Senate. Reflecting, he looks out at the view from the balcony of his office...)

    Palpatine:
    I follow their plight
    Watching their fight
    When will they begin
    To comprehend?

    One day I'll rule this place
    Leave democracy to yesterday
    What more could the Senate do for me?
    When will I see through my conspiracy?
    I'll live life from scheme to scheme
    And use powers that Jar-Jar sends

    (Anakin, catching sight of Palpatine in his balcony, decides to go talk to him about some things that have been troubling him as of late...)

    Anakin:
    Such clarity life has
    Now you're in the world

    (Palpatine, meanwhile, is getting into his song and climbs onto the roof of his office, singing definantly to the stars)

    Palpatine:
    One day I'll rule this place
    The Empire is here to stay
    I'll live life from scheme to scheme
    And make a Sith of Anakin
    One day I'll rule this place
    Rule, rule
    This place...

    (Anakin, shocked, has overheard the last of this song while climbing up to the roof of Palpatine's office...)
  4. Jedi_Knight_Satine Jedi Master

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    lol! Those were both funny!


    Jango to Tyrannis when he is asked to get cloned: There's no way! Because you can't pay!
  5. AlexiAlexander Jedi Knight

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    Poor. poor Satine and Triani, I go to school the last tuesday of this month and finish the last thursday of April. Force I love college.
    Great songs guys maybe I 'll think of something but i doubt it.hmmmm?
  6. trianiigirl Jedi Grand Master

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    *giggle giggle* hee hee hee *snort*

    [face_love] it! One day I'll rule this place....

    ha ha ha !!!! Very nice!

    PS- I've just started gathering stuff for my interpretation of the Moulin Rouge-meets-Star Wars musical... real work will begin soon!
  7. Jedi_Knight_Satine Jedi Master

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    That's good news!

    I had to up this somehow so I'll sing!

    *sings*UUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*stops singing* That shattered glass 8-}
  8. Jedi_Knight_Satine Jedi Master

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    this hasn't been posted on for 2 days. Did everybody fly fly away or something?
  9. trianiigirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm still here...

    I started working on my "attack of the moulin clones" thing- mostly just typed out a list of stuff to do, like make costumes, write a script, find 'actors'... I hope I can do this!


    In fact... I might start a thread in the FanFilms section on my musical... when I get closer to finished.




    By the way- anyone filked a good MR song lately?
  10. Padawn_JB Jedi Knight

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    HA,HA. I can see the headlines now!

    Star Wars and Moulin Rouge colide! Jedi is forced to live with a singing, loves life Master!
  11. Jedi_Knight_Satine Jedi Master

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    This is a story about truth, freedom, beauty, and....pit droids???!!!

    8-} Love it already!


    Zidler: A long time ago, on a stage far, far away, the show would go on.
  12. janiasolo Jedi Knight

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    I love this thread! Hey Satine, did you write a song and I just not see it? (I apologize for my ditzyness. I'm exhausted)
  13. Jedi_Knight_Satine Jedi Master

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    I wrote one that is one page back right now. I think it is one page back. Then I have one that I wrote a long, long time ago. I don't know what page that is on.
  14. Jedi_Knight_Satine Jedi Master

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    I had a twisted idea.

    I'm going to make a attempted to twine Zidler's Rap with either the Nightclub or with the Senate 8-} Wish me luck, Christian!
  15. jedi-girl Jedi Master

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    I just love the wackiness of this thread!
    It is spectacular, spectacular! :D
  16. Admiral_JasterMereel Force Ghost

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    Anakin: I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I put down in words how wonderful life is, now your in the world.

    Padme: No, no, no...
  17. Jedi_Knight_Satine Jedi Master

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    ha ha ha! I loved Padme's response

    No.No.No
  18. Jedi_Knight_Satine Jedi Master

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    Hmmm :mad: page 13 !!?? This thread will not die! I won't let it!
  19. Obis-Grl Jedi Master

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    UP!

    This is a great thread!
  20. Jedi_Knight_Satine Jedi Master

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    Yeah it is great. That's why I'm upping it :)
  21. skywalker325 Jedi Master

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    Hey everybody!!!

    This is the funniest stuff I've ever read! I just saw MR last week and it is right up with SW for my favorite movie!! (and that's a tough position! MR might be a clear 2nd...:-D) Anyway, one page of my website has cool SW and MR things both (not finished with it by any means!!!) And I REALLY want to use all these parodies and jokes on a "Star Wars: The Musical"-type page for my site. I'd give you all credit, of course! But then they'd all be in one place and I won't have to copy-paste the whole freaking thread into AIM for my sister to read!

    Seriously, this would be sooo funny!

    My website is www.freewebs.com/skywalker325. The "about me" page is where I have just two small MR things...so far...

    Please let me know if I have your permission!! Those of you who have posted jokes, parodies, etc.

    -Sky
  22. trianiigirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I don't mind if you use my stuff, so long as I get credit for it 8-}.

    Oh, and I actually really am doing the Episode III/ Moulin Rouge musical for school. I think I'll post the script here, just to get some feedback on whether ya'll think it sounds good/great/stupid/weird or whatever... and if anyone can think of a good SW/MR name for it, please let me know!!

    I'm supposed to start shooting in a few weeks, as soon as I get the choreography done and costumes put together... When I'm done, I'm gonna submit it to tfn's FanFilms.


    Coming Next Post: The Script!!!
  23. skywalker325 Jedi Master

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    trianni,

    no kidding? I was just thinking about what a great short film that'd make!! Wish I lived near you to participate!!! :-D

    -sky
  24. Sith Lord Si Jedi Padawan

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    MY PADAWAN (sung by Obi-Wan to the tune of Your Song):

    [Verse 1]
    I'm a little bit angry
    My padawan lied,
    About sleeping with Padme
    Before joining the Dark Side!
    I've been a good master,
    The best that I could.
    I guess he felt lonesome -
    Misunderstood.

    [Verse 2]
    If I were his father...
    But then again - no.
    Or a member of the Council,
    Perhaps then I'd know
    The anger he's feeling,
    That made him so mad.
    And now he's a Sith Lord -
    I feel so bad.

    [Chorus 1]
    And you can tell everybody,
    That he was my padawan.
    He may be quite an evil guy,
    But now that he's gone...
    I hope you don't mind,
    I hope you don't mind
    That the future looks grim...
    I must face Darth Vader,
    Although my chances are slim.

    [Verse 3]
    I sat in my hut,
    And consulted the Force,
    When all of a sudden,
    I was filled with remorse!
    For I felt it my duty,
    To confront him once more
    And end what I started
    Many years before...

    [Verse 4]
    So excuse me for caring,
    But this I must do.
    See, it's kinda my fault
    The Jedi are down to two.
    Anyway, the thing is,
    What I really mean:
    The Dark Side will conquer
    If I don't intervene.

    [Chorus 2]
    And you can tell everybody,
    That he was my padawan.
    He may be quite an evil guy,
    But now that he's gone...
    I hope you don't mind,
    I hope you don't mind
    That the future looks grim.
    He once was my pupil,
    There's still good in him!
  25. Jedi_Knight_Satine Jedi Master

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    LOL! That was great! LOL AGAIN! [face_laugh]

    skywalker325, you can use some of mine if you want to.
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