Would You Rather?

This is a fun game. Remember, these questions should remain rhettorical. For some reason it's more fun that way.

Would you rather:

A. Forget to clip your fingernails. And everyone would be like, "Dude, clip your fingernails". And you'd say, "Oh, yeah. I forgot". They would get really long and you'd still forget to clip them and all your friends would be like, "Eww, gross." Then they'd have to hold you down and clip them for you and you'd say, "Hey! What are you doing?"
"We're clipping your nails."
"My nails don't need clipping."
"Of course they do, they're five feet long!"

or:

B. Forget to go to sleep. You'd look like Emperor Palpatine and people would say, "Why don't you go to bed?" And you would sit down on your bed and go, "There was something I was supposed to do but I can't remember now." And after awhile you'd be so tired you wouldn't be able to form vowels. You say things like, "Hy, Jbb glftrd. Plrt klmsdfrft."

?

Ok, I needed a good laugh, thanks.

I would rather forget to sleep, the other one is just gross.

Would you rather:

A: Go on an all expense paid trip for a year to Hawaii, but have to go completely butt naked for that same year without sunscreen?

OR

B: Eat nothing but mayonaise for sixteen months straight to win a customized Ferrari?

Oh! B definitely. You can overcome the effect of 16 months of mayo but butt neked in Hawaii with no sunscreen! Ouch that's got to hurt!

A. Would you rather go to a WWE event and be picked out of the audience to do a match against the Kane or

B. Dunk your face in an aquarium filled with snakes

gimme Kane..

I did alot of backyard wrestling when i was younger.. i could take him..

I'll take the snakes. Kane would turn me into turbomush!

WYR?

A. Every time you say the words "Star Wars", milk shoots out your ears.

or

B. Be forced to legally change your name to Diaperbiscuit Flooflegoober?

B, I think it would be fun... especially if you have to go to court... try and expect the attorneys to keep a straight face when they say "Now, Mr. flooflegoober, would you spell your name for the record please...."

WYR

Drown in live caterpillars

or

drown in Sobe Mr Green

(and no replies from Void)
Personally, that's a really tough choice for me...

Sobe Mr. Green!

WYR

A) Be locked in a room for 24 hours with 10 screaming babies

or

B) Spend 24 hours locked up in a room with giant screens on all sides including the ceiling and all that is playing is Star Wars Holiday Special

I could handle the babies. Babies love me.

Would you rather:

a) take a chance at eating yellow snow

or

b) be forced to eat cow brains and eggs for breakfast for the rest of your life?

Yellow snow...urine is sterile unless the animal/human has a urinary tract infection and then your chances are still pretty good...the acidity of your stomach kills most bacteria accept for the acidophiles. Just rince your mouth afterwards...blah. Brains..no way my friend.

WYR?

A: Swim in a pool of saliva?

or

B: Walk a mile on a carpet of trantulas?

I would definately take the tarantulas. You never said whether or not I could wear shoes, so I'll walk the mile with floods on.

WYR?

A. Be forced to sing an entire rendition of the Peewee's Playhouse theme song whenever someone says your name?

or

B. Have hair made out of spaghetti? "MMM--your hair tastes pretty good!"

Hey TSL, yellow snow all the way.....

I can't stand Fear factor, and you 2nd thought reminds me of the show.....

Okay, here is one,

a) Have your parents a room with you for a year, non-stop, no one can leave.

b)paper cut on your eyeball.

i'll take the papercut... it will be over quick, and my mom can repair it hopefully.

WYR?

a. spend 10 nights with a totally hot person

or

b. spend 1 night with 10 totally hot persons

A and no further comments


WYR

With a preface: You only have enough money to go to:

A) ComicCon

B) C3

Which one?

DEFINITELY B!!!

WYR?

A :: Be trapped in the Star Wars universe without any way back home
OR
B :: Win a million dollars, in ketchup.

A - Anyday of the week and twice on Sundays. Ketchup? A million dollars worth? Jacob might take that, but not me.

WYR:

A - Be stuck in a room full of ultimate no-shower stereotypical Trekkies quoting TOS and TNG incessantly for 72 hours... (and no hard feelings toward trekkies, I'm just playing on the stereotype here )

OR

B - Be as hairy as Chewbacca (or Choad - heh heh) and be forced to endure a Full Body Wax?

A.
I've partied with them. I can handle it.

WYR:

A.) Eat a heaping teaspoon of SALT

or

B.) Using no hands, lick clean an entire plate of:
Liquid sugar, super-saturated with 15-20 packets of sugar + 1 shot of Brandy mixed in (no, not Sistine)

For the record, i've done both.

That's easy...

B - I'm used to it...

WYR

go through life vertically challenged like a certain queen I know..

or

Go through life permanently over tall, constantly bumping heads on things...

Neener neener

My grandfather used to eat cow brains and eggs as a delicacy breakfast....heh. That is how I get the idea.

A. I'll take the Queen!

WYR

A) Have a nasty neighbor who drives you nuts

B) Have a very sweet neighbor who won't leave you alone

The neighbor that drives me nuts.

TSL, that is still gross, did you ever try that?

WYR?

No TV

or

No Computer?

No TV. That one is easy. I don't watch enough TV to want it. That's why my parents would never ground me from it.

WYR?

Be buried in a boiling vat of hot lava after death(My ideal funeral service )

OR

Be forced to room with a Trekkie, in a very small apartment.

A--I'm dead, what do I care?

WYR?

A. Be 6'4" and weigh 500 lbs?

or

B. Be 4'6 and weigh 75 lbs?

EDIT: turbo beat me to it.

Lava for sure...I've lived with a Trekkie...shiver. And, 4'6 I suppose.

WYR?

A: Walk backwards without looking behind you for a week

or

B: Go to college for four years wearing nothing but a pair of boxers and a sign on your chest that says: "Satan is coming, spank me if you dare"?

B: Go to college for four years wearing nothing but a pair of boxers and a sign on your chest that says: "Satan is coming, spank me if you dare"?

Can I have a huge doberman walking behind me with a big nametag that says Satan?