Phx Would You Rather?

I think I'll have to take A on that one.

WYR?

A. Have a girlfriend with a beard?

or

B. Have a boyfriend with pink hair and only wore green clothes?

 

I'd take B-he'd be a really cool conversation piece.

WYR-

A) Spend every day for a month sitting next to a marginally smelly man (the kind where, every once in a while you get a whiff of something very VERY nasty and you sort of puke)

OR

B) Sit in full view of the hairiest, nasty man who wears his pants just a little too low so that when he sits . . . you know how this story ends. . .for the rest of your life, even when you are eating. (and No Sideshow, I'm not talking about you

 

I cannot stand smelly people, so I would rather see a the dude rather than smell him.

Would you rather:

a) bloody nose every time you turn around

or

b) constantly nagging ingrown toe nails on all of your toes?

 

I'll take the bloody nose.

A) Would you rather live with 50 indoor cats who puked, stank up litter boxes and ate you out of house and home

b) Live alone for the rest of your life with no contact with the outside world

 

Live alone........

No car?
or
No house?

 

Not having a car would be okay, as I wouuld just use the bus and take a cab when I needed to go someplace.

Would you rather:

a) live ithe rest of your life with no computer and internet connection

or

b) live the rest of your life with no TV, no radio, no video game console?

 

B. at least the computer could hae a dvd player on it.



WYR

A) be forced to swim in 1000 gallons of Dr. pepper for 1 hour


B) have 100 of Dr. pepper thrown out of a High window at you?


( extra points for guessing what im drinking right now )

 

A. and you are drinking Dr. Pepper.

WYR?

A. have the flexibility of a lego person

OR

B. Have the flexibility of a rubber band

 

I'll take B.

WYR?

A. Be a Twi'lek

or

B. Be a Whill?

 

Whill all the way.....


Eat a cup of nose hairs

or

Eat a cup of pubic hairs

They all come from a family member.....

 

AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

umumumum.....A.

WYR?

A. Fart to the tune of "Jingle Bells"?

or

B. Wear footie pajamas for a year?

 

Farting isn't that bad, so A.

Would you rather:

a) have house with 100,000 cockroaches inside

or

b) have a house with crocodiles, alligators and snakes coming out of every toilet, sink, tub, etc?

 

gimme B
WYR

be forced to drink a gallon of your own sweat
or
drink a gallon of your significant other's sweat

 

I'll have to take A. I don't have a significant other--or even an unsignificant other.

WYR

A. Be locked in a closet with a Jawa for 24 hours and all he'd say is, "Un Tiddi!" all day long?

or

B. Have bags under your eyes? I'm talking real bags--that you can carry groceries in.

 

gimme the JAWA!!! and its "Utinni"..just so ya know

 

"Utinni"...sorry. What does that mean.

WYR

A. Sit in a room listening to Kathy Lee Gifford on CD for 24 hours.

or

Have a disease named after you?

 

I'll take the disease, definately.

WYR?

A: Have a dog permanently attached to your bum and have to explain why everywhere you went?

OR

B: Have billions of dollars but only be allowed to live off/spend ONE dollar a day?

 

A. Be a Twi'lek

Me! Me! Me! I want to be a Twi'lek!!!


And I already have a dog attached to my bum! [face_shocked] And her name is Dogme!!!


wyr
a) Be part of the DS9 cast or

b) Be part of the Enterprise cast?

 

DS9, no question. Major Kira is a severe hottie, not to mention the Daxes.

Would you rather:

A) Hang out with Lobot

or

B) Hang out with Zotex

 

Who's Zotex?

 

IA, that's just evil and wicked of you for even thinking of such a scenario!

Turbo, you really don't want to know... or actually you do. Someone else tell Turbo who Zotex and Lobot are. I'm not very good at telling stories.

oh yeah, B all the way! I'd much rather hang out with Zotex.

WYR
a. Live in England but only eat English food
or
b. Live in the US with British people and eat whatever you want

 

A!! I'm always up for trying new cuisine - just don't tell me what's in it before-hand, or for several years after the fact.

WYR:

A - Be so afraid to make a fool out of yourself in public, that you never go out in public...

OR

B - Be so afraid of yourself and what's inside your own head that you can never be without the company of friends?

 

I know who Lobot is. But I've never heard of Zotex.

 

I don't think you know Lobot, Turbo. Both he and Zotex are people we've met here in our time with Fan Force. Darth Zotex was an eccentric individual that participated in our Episode 2 lineup and seemed to make a majority of the news interviews (The news didn't like normal people for prime time interviews )

 

Ok then--either one.

WYR?

A. Shave a Wookie? (Assuming you can get that close to one without it ripping your arms off)

or

B. Teach Artoo English?