Toronto Wow, didn't know this was patented!

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by SLam, May 29, 2001.

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  1. SLam Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 2, 1999
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    At work I had to look up a few patents, and ended up finding a few interesting ones:

    You'll know why I posted these up here:
    Patent #265332
    Patent #264109

    You can find more. O.k. just thinking about it for a few minutes, maybe this isn't mind blowing information. Well to make up for underwhelming information, check this link out then:

    You can patent anything!
  2. TragicLad Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 29, 2000
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    You can patent anything...

    you don't know the half of it.
    Presenting...

    AN ABSTRACT OF THE "COSMIC CUBE" DEVICE.
    The "Cosmic Cube" creates cubical wavefields by an entirely novel method of technology. Working across a time axis, it correctly identifies and cristalizes all components involved in any project. It is universally applicaable and quantums the competitive edge of the user. It establishes a mathematically precise cause-effect solution to within .0007% accuracy by the use of 72 interrelated electro-magnetic circuits. These have 144 entree-exit windows which can allow a single or multiple user
    (individual, group, profession, corporation, village, town, city, province, nation etc.) to plot a precise course of action, and get a full cause-effect diagram, graph, printout, bilan spreadsheet, free of human error, before a project is started. In scale it runs from the simplest maths of 2+2=4 to E=mc3 .

    an actual patent issued by the patent department. visit the great googa-mooga here.
  3. SLam Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 2, 1999
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    pffffttttt... that's just an application.

    Also, how does it improve the health of cats?
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