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Discussion in 'Hounslow UK' started by toochilled, Mar 24, 2003.

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  1. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yeah, just realised the other day!
    All these powers and stuff!

    oh - I wont use them though, that would be unbecomming.
    And please, no grovelling / worship. Just, y'know, keep on with your lives.

    Oh - but yeah - peace yeah. Stick to the peaceful path.
     
  2. Ramble_Boba

    Ramble_Boba Jedi Master star 5

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    Can you here my prayers? If so I hate you for not giving me 3 amazingly beautiful women to do my everybidding
     
  3. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    Stop the 'war' i.e. 'organised slaughter' then.

    :p
     
  4. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    Sorry Az, I can't interfere :(

    Rambles - I sent 3 angles to see you last week - did they not turn up???
    Terrible sense of direrection those angels.
     
  5. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    A few more sandstorms wouldn't go amiss though. :p

    [Paul Simon] ..anyway you call me, you can call me Al-lah [/Paul Simon]
     
  6. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    I affraid the most I could do would be to fart in their general direction {best get 'em to put on the suits }
     
  7. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    //imposes UN resolution 1441 on TC's arse.

    Its clearly in breach of protocol; possessing a weapon of mass destruction, complete with chemical and biological agents. I demand you disarm immediately.
     
  8. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    //eats deli 'jamaican jerk chicken' sandwich.

    I predict disarmament is aroundabouts 30mins :p
     
  9. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    //fires off Patriot air fresheners...
     
  10. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Incoming! :p
     
  11. Ramble_Boba

    Ramble_Boba Jedi Master star 5

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    Rambles - I sent 3 angles to see you last week - did they not turn up???

    Was they the three degrees?
     
  12. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    something like that :p
     
  13. Ramble_Boba

    Ramble_Boba Jedi Master star 5

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    :p
    As seen as your angles went the wrong way, you could give me a lottery win
     
  14. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    ok then - but don't let on!

    Go buy a scratchcard. You will win £2
     
  15. Ramble_Boba

    Ramble_Boba Jedi Master star 5

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    Just this offer have an expiriy date? I can't get anywhere to buy one until monday and I can't miss out on that big win
     
  16. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    No worries. Hell - I'll even up the win to £3!



    Nah, only joking. Tis still £2.
     
  17. Az-Azzameen

    Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight star 5

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    Its true then.

    God does have a callous unmerciful streak!

    :eek: :_|
     
  18. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    it would seem so :eek:
     
  19. The_Maker

    The_Maker Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dear God


    please can you grant peace on earth, an end to suffering etc etc etc .


    and please can you get this "I like the moon" song out of my head, after all you planted it there as some sort of punishment.

    Thanks


    me
     
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