Write a FAN LETTER or HATE MAIL to your FAVORITE or most DESPISED EU CHARACTER!!

Dear those who were worried of my sanity:
Not yet because they haven't thrown me in one yet.
InsaneChiss
P.S. Thrawn you haven't seen nothin' yet.

<snip>
I hear insane people love to be tortured. Do you love to be tortured oh Insane one?

Sincerely,
Directer Isard
<snip>

Dear Isard:
How about I torture you for a change?
InsaneChiss

<snip>
We control your life. Behave or else.
Sincerely,
Senate Body
<snip>

I'm Chiss. I listen to Thraaaawn! T-H-R-A-W-N. It's your fault he won't come back. He doesn't want to be sen with a bunch of loosers.
InasneChiss

Dear Fey'la:
yes that is a threat. I'm insane enough. and I have connection. MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
InsaneChiss

<snip>
Dear InsaneChiss
By any chance are you Thrawn? or related to him?
Sincerely,
Admiral Pellaeon
<snip>

No, but I am his cousin. The one the family dosn't talk about or admit being related to for some reason.
InsaneChiss

<snip>
We are well aware of the incompetance the New Republic shows. If you will please inform us of your location we can give you a nice white padded warm home again.
Sincerely,
Chiss Ruling Council
<snip>

I'm right here. Just look for the one with the sketchbook adn the walkman seemingly stuck to her head.
InsaneChiss

Dear Thrawn:
Wanna drop by sometime and check out my artwork? I have this huge pile of skechbooks and work you might be interested in.
InsaneChiss

 

Dear T*****:

Please comeback. Your birthday is next month. Ladies from TLC have already ordered your cake.

Love,

TLC Ladyz

 

Dear Bruck,
Get a life! Oh, I'm sorry, you're dead! Oops, wrong again.
I'm NOT sorry! If you were alive...well, let's just say it wouldn't be pretty.

From a non-fan.

Dear Xanatos,
What's up with you? Jumping into lava? What was up with that? Was prison really THAT bad? You made the choice.

A kinda fan. (not really.)

Dear Obi-Wan,
Love ya!

A loving fan!

Dear Si Treemba,
What happened to you? They really should put you back in.

A kinda fan.

 

Dear 2-1B,

I just lo.... oops, wrong place. Whats the Star Wars Insider address again?

 

Dear Rukh:
Go take a bath. You stink. You should haven't even tried to lay a hand on my cousin. For that I will find you. Then I'll leave the rest to your imagination

Insane Chiss

Dear Thrawn:
Don't worry I'll protect you form the NR and the rest of the loosers.

Insane Chiss

 

Dear Princess Leia

Will you dump Han for me? I'm not insane.

-Jedilover

Dear Mara Jade

Will you dump Luke for me? I'm not whiny.

-Jedilover

Dear Mirax Terrick

Will you dump Horn for me? I'm not short.

-Jedilover

Dear Yssane Isard

Will you dump palpatine for me? I'm not old and icky.

-Fascistlover

Dear Lenoa Tavira

Will you dump whoever your currently with for me? I'm a man which apparentlty is enough.

-Piratelover

 

<snip>Dear Rukh:
Go take a bath. You stink. You should haven't even tried to lay a hand on my cousin. For that I will find
you. Then I'll leave the rest to your imagination

Insane Chiss <snip>

Dear Cousin of the Betrayer,

na cha vu seyta! (You shall join him in death)
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<snip> Dear Thrawn:
Don't worry I'll protect you form the NR and the rest of the loosers.

Insane Chiss <snip>

Dear InsaneChiss,

We regret to inform you that your cousin, Syndic Mitth'raw'nuruodo, has signed a contract for you immediate apprehension and containment at the Chiss Medical and Insane Asylum. He has also signed to make sure that you will be well taken care of. Please do not resist.

Sincerely,
Head Medical Doctor
CMIA

 

Mirax, Iella and Leia:

Enough downtime. I think the real cure is a Girls Night Out! If I get one more worried look from Luke, I may do physical damage. With Wedge retired, Han depressed and Corran straddling the Force fence-I think we all could use a break. What do you say? Hope to see you at the usual place around 8!

Mara

 

<snip>
Dear Cousin of the Betrayer,
na cha vu seyta! (You shall join him in death)
<snip>

I bet you'd make a better meal than all this ramen I have. (mmmmmm. . . Noghri stew. . . .)
Insane Chiss

Dear Head Medical Doctor CMIA
Thanks!! It might be nice to live there. My only request is that I get to keep my sketchbook. It's rather important to me. (Though I wonder why Thrawn is scared of me?)

InsaneChiss

 

<snip>
Dear T*****:

Please renounce your attempts of getting me drunk, or else my parents you have you thrown in jail under
US law. Prepare your turbolaser batteries. <snip>

Dear Casta,

The US has no jurisdiction over me.

Sincerely,
Thrawn

<A crate of Fovrish Ale arrives the next day>
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<snip>Dear Han,

I have to say those tight pants of yours are VERY distracting. Your hair could do with a trim every now and
again. If Chewie were alive we'd be hard pressed to tell you apart. Just because he's gone there's no
excuse for scruffiness.

And if your hands are dirty too, you should wash 'em!

Love,

Your mother.<snip>

Dear Mom,

Ewwwww Incest!!

Sincerely,
Han Solo
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<snip>Dear T*****:

Please comeback. Your birthday is next month. Ladies from TLC have already ordered your cake.

Love,

TLC Ladyz <snip>

Dear TLC Ladyz,

My apologizes for not to be able to attend my own birthday. Perhaps next year?

Sincerely,
Thrawn
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<snip>Dear Princess Leia

Will you dump Han for me? I'm not insane.

-Jedilover <snip>

Dear Jedilover,

Han was never insane. Just upset that his wookiee was broken.

Sincerely,
Leia
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<snip> Dear Mara Jade

Will you dump Luke for me? I'm not whiny.

-Jedilover <snip>

Dear Jedilover,

No!

Sincerely,
Mara Jade Skywalker
********

<snip> Dear Mirax Terrick

Will you dump Horn for me? I'm not short.

-Jedilover <snip>

Dear Jedilover,

You had better hope you can out run me and my father!

Sincerely,
Mirax Terrick Horn
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<snip>Dear Yssane Isard

Will you dump palpatine for me? I'm not old and icky.

-Fascistlover <snip>

Dear Fascistlover,

Only if you have power and postion greater then Palpatine.

Sincerely,
Ysanne Isard
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<snip> Dear Lenoa Tavira

Will you dump whoever your currently with for me? I'm a man which apparentlty is enough.

-Piratelover <snip>

Dear Piratelover,

I'll think about it. [checks to see if your in relations with the Republic]

Sincerely,
Lenoa Tavira
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<snip>Mirax, Iella and Leia:

Enough downtime. I think the real cure is a Girls Night Out! If I get one more worried look from Luke, I may
do physical damage. With Wedge retired, Han depressed and Corran straddling the Force fence-I think we
all could use a break. What do you say? Hope to see you at the usual place around 8!

Mara <snip>

Dear Mara,

See you there.

Sincerely,
Mirax, Iella, Leia

 

Dear Thrawn:
Bad Chiss! Bad! What were you thinking? You got exiled, why? What the heck motivated you to do that?!

Big Bro;
D'Tzain

 

ROTFLMAO!

 

I've missed this thread....glad it was brought back to life.

 

Yeah, good resurrection.

And Boba Fett, if you're still not dead, I got some more of what you got on page one right....HERE.

"booyaka"

 

Dear Thrawn:

Thanks for the padded room. I likes it lots. They let me be and let me draw lots. Someday, I is gonna haveta send you copies of what I'm doing.

~Insane Chiss
(from the Chiss Asylum)
*enclosed if a pic 3yrs old style of what appears to be a flower*

 

Dear Yoda
please can you train me as a jedi as i just pretend to be one =-)

PS you are the master!
Lejmar

Dear Lejmar
pretending jedi wrong it is yessss
dead i am Hmmmmmm train you i can not the force is strong with you yeeeessss
of master jedi
Yoda

Dear Yoda
do you always say yes and Hmm?
Lejmar

Dear Lejmar
think about that i must yeeesss
HHHHMmmmmmmmmmm
Yoda

Dear Yoda
do u eat animals and plants on dagobah?
Lejmar

Dear Lejmar
phone someone i can yes send me a pizza they will hmmmm a long time have i sucked all the chease just slipped away! strong is it it stuck to the pizza...but not that strong.
Yoda

Dear Yoda
will you teach me the force vanishing trick?
Lejmar

Dear Lejmar
NO!
Yoda

 

Dear Xizor
do you think palpy liked you more then vader?

Lejmar

 

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dear Casta (who cares if you're not a character)
Do you really faint every time you hear, see, write or say the name Thrawn- Oh. Somebody go get some cold water to wake her up.
from Jorj Car'das

 

Dear Borsk,

I hate you. You are a low down, dirty politician. I hope you get tortured to death in the Embrace of Pain, or are killed in some other hideous or torturous way. In any case, I hate you. Did I mention that I hate you? Well, in case I didn't, I'll say it again: I HATE YOU! Ok, and I hope you get boiled alive in acid.

Bye!

 

Reading this is more fun than the Embrace of Pain. LOL!!

~ Hunter ~

 

Dear Fey'lya

You are worthless. You suck. Geoge W. Bush is smarter than you. I hope the entire senate along with whatever greasy slimball out there with enough guts to call you his friend kills you. But first I want them to attack you like caesar, Swarm you and stab you. Then I want them to rip your still beating heart out and show it to you so you can see how black it is.

Your Friend,
Grand Admiral Caesar

 

Dear Jacen,

You are a wimp and an idiot. Because of you, tons of people died and the New Republic lost an ally. How does that feel? Horrible, I hope! I hope you are wallowing in guilt! Your brother and sister are so much cooler than you!!

 

Dear Jacen,

I'm glad to see you finally grew a pair.

Love,

Red-gold03

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Dear Red-gold,

Tenel Ka? Is that you?

Love,

Jacen