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Writers Race--- It Is Done!!!! * 1st--duskwings, * 2-DarthIshtar & Drabbo_Fett, 3-Indra

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Writing Resource' started by Kettch_the_Jedi, Feb 25, 2005.

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  1. Kettch_the_Jedi

    Kettch_the_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Challenge 9, Round 2 for Dial-Uppers

    Jar-Jar


     
  2. Knight_Dilettante

    Knight_Dilettante Jedi Padawan star 4

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    one of mine used explosives...
     
  3. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    You're mean! You didn't let us kill jarjar!
     
  4. kateydidnt

    kateydidnt Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I shudder to think what Challenge Ten will be, given the past two lightning speed challenges and the challenges spawned from those that we have done.
     
  5. duskwings

    duskwings Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I don't really get it, but that's OK. :)

    -duskwings
     
  6. Drabbo_Fett

    Drabbo_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jar Jar raced down the hall. Padme was after him. Then Anakin stepped out and sliced him in two. Both Jars fell.
     
  7. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    I think challenge 10 will be a combination of all 10 challenges. We'll have to write a 500-word story starting each sentence with a successive letter of the alphabet, which will have padme shot by sabe on a logical command from spock while they're trying to jump with tampered parachutes, and luke will be missing, but an OC will save him. And each of the people must die at the end of the scene, but no canon characters may speak.

    Am I right, Kettch?
     
  8. Indra

    Indra Jedi Master star 3

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    As Jar-Jar's ears flapp around again, narrowly missing him, Obi-Wan has had enough. He takes out his sabre and slashes him. The Gungangs around them applaud.
     
  9. jodiwent

    jodiwent Jedi Master star 4

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    Obi-Wan tied as many granades on Jar Jar as he could. This was going to be fun. A pull of a pin, a short run, and gundgan was everywhere


     
  10. maychorian

    maychorian Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ignore me if I'm interrupting.. This is the rest.

    x-wing loaded with explosives
    proton torpedoes
    he ate him
    drowned in sink
    quad-lasers
    drowned in bathtub
    he ate him again
    impaled with spear
    fed to sharks
    tripped on stairs
    meat grinder
    forced to eat hairpiece
    losing balance
    suffocated with pillow
    slit wrists
    mirror glass
    broiled alive
    dehydration
    sharpened sabbacc card
    thermal detonator
    power surge
    death by dancing
    sat on by Jabba
    Jabba dropped on
    ate himself to death
    death from shock
    choked on meat
    uncontrolled podracer
    dancer's chains
    Jabba dropped on again
    lava
    death by surprise pregnancy
    bomb
    japor snippet
    ripped limb from limb
     
  11. Indra

    Indra Jedi Master star 3

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    Obi-Wan rounded the corner and saw Jar-Jar fall. With a cry of rage, he threw himself at Anakin. "I wanted to kill him!" His hands close around Anakin's throat until he doesn't move anymore.
     
  12. kateydidnt

    kateydidnt Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Ish [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] oh dear oh dear I hope not...*gasps for breath*
     
  13. Kettch_the_Jedi

    Kettch_the_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Addition: One of the next two murder methods must be allergic reaction to Ewok fur. :)



     
  14. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    Oh, how funny...
     
  15. jodiwent

    jodiwent Jedi Master star 4

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    Qui-Gon had picked up another pathetic lifeform. There was a Ewok in the theed city Zoo. His padawan had an anaphalactic reaction and died a bloated mess.
     
  16. jodiwent

    jodiwent Jedi Master star 4

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    The Ewok resenting being in the zoo blamed Qui-GOn. He bit the Jedi Master. The bite became infected and Jinn was a goner.
     
  17. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    Um, jodi, you're supposed to wait 2 posts.
     
  18. Drabbo_Fett

    Drabbo_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The young Lepi looked up at the big Jedi. "Can you sign this to Jaxxon?" Then he stabbed Qui-Gon in the eye with the pen.

     
  19. Kettch_the_Jedi

    Kettch_the_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    No Killing Ewoks!!!!!!!!


    (And no double posts although I wonder if there are any other dial-uppers).


     
  20. Indra

    Indra Jedi Master star 3

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    Siri came running towards Qui-Gon, tears in her eyes. "You've killed the only man I've ever loved." She took the Ewok and stuffed it head-first into Qui-Gon's mouth, who suffocated within seconds.
     
  21. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    That's either a small ewok or qui-gon has an abnormally large mouth.
     
  22. jodiwent

    jodiwent Jedi Master star 4

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    Where is everyone

    Yoda saw what had happened. He didn't want to be bit. He Force shoved the ewok over a waterfall.
     
  23. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Chosen One star 10

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    SHE killed an ewok! Murrrrrrrrrrrderer!
     
  24. jodiwent

    jodiwent Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm just confused, too much posting other than contest
     
  25. Drabbo_Fett

    Drabbo_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mace grabbed Jaxxon. "How dare you?" Then he played wishbone with the Lepi's ears.
     
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