Writers Race--- It Is Done!!!! * 1st--duskwings, * 2-DarthIshtar & Drabbo_Fett, 3-Indra

Sorry, will shut up now.

 

Who's is legit now? And could those not participating maybe not post for a few minutes. It's hard to count the posts in between like that. Thanks.

 

Stop for a second. Drabbo, what's a Lepi? Is that a legit SW character?



If so then,
Update:


Jar-Jar
Anakin Skywalker
Obi-Wan
*Qui-Gon
Lepi

 

Jaxxon the Lepi (green rabbit) was from the Marvel comics.

 

Jaxxon is canon, I believe.

-duskwings

EDIT: And shouldn't Mace be on that update? He was the last one that killed, right?

 

Yoda appeared behind Mace. "Getting on my nerves on the Council, you are." He hit him with his gimmer stick on the head. Mace was dead immediately.

 

Okay, so we will continue with five minutes left and please no posting except the race.


Consider this the legitimate list:

Jar-Jar
Anakin Skywalker
Obi-Wan
*Qui-Gon
Lepi


With this as the last legit post:

The young Lepi looked up at the big Jedi. "Can you sign this to Jaxxon?" Then he stabbed Qui-Gon in the eye with the pen.


Addition: The next death must occur underneath a speeder.

 

Palpatine was racing toward the office. He never noticed the small Lepi crossing the street. The mechanic found Jaxxon's corpse later.

 

Ummmm... anyone still here???

 

I am, and I have some deaths I wanna try.

 

In the office, Palpatine just had time to see the door swinging towards him before it killed him. Valorum was standing behind it, grinning evilly. "That's for taking away my job."

 

Okay, if others haven't posted in another minute or two we will postpone this round as it seems the boards are being problamatic again.

 

Dooku strapped Valorum down. He put in a continous loop of Teletubbies. Valorum's brain oozed out hours later.

 

Yoda wasn't happy with Dooku killing politicians. He forcefully fed him self-cooked food. Dooku didn't even have time to digest it properly.

 

Okay. I think I am going to cancel this round. It seems the boards are acting up.


For anyone who could not participate in either round here is another option to get points for Challenge 9.


Challenge 9 Make-Up
Go through Round one of the challenge, figure out which posts are legit, combine it into a story and add your own words to make it flow. You will receive three points if you follow the legit posts. For those who participated in the second round you can either do this or I will count any post you made in round 2 that follows the guidelines as legit.

 

Round 2 results:




Results:


Jar-Jar
Anakin Skywalker
Obi-Wan
*Qui-Gon
Lepi
Palpatine
Valorum
Dooku
Yoda

 

"Evil have you become. But To the Dark Side I have now thurned." Yoda zapps Dooku with Force lightning.

 

You're evil, Kettch. But very clever.

 

Or maybe we can suspend the two-post rule so Indra and I can wipe out everyone ourselves.

 

Sounds good to me, Drabbo.

 

I think this is a list of all of the legitimate methods of death in the second round, the string of characters being killed, and the people (as in, the JC users) that killed those characters:

Jar Jar - sliced in two - Drabbo_Fett
Anakin - strangulation - Indra
Obi-Wan - allergy to Ewok fur - jodiwent
Qui-Gon - stabbed in the eye with a pen - Drabbo_Fett
Jaxxon - run over by a speeder - Drabbo_Fett
Palpatine - swinging door - Indra
Valorum - death by Teletubbies - Drabbo_Fett
Dooku - eating Yoda's food - Indra
Yoda - n/a

There was a bit of a confusion over whether Mace actually killed Jaxxon instead of Palpatine, but I didn't know whether to put that in.

-duskwings

 

Oh, and about Challenge 10... Sorry, Ish, good guess but not quite correct. But, you did give me an idea for a modification of the challenge...


Edit: Thanks, duskwings.


The point will be given for the Mace post but not the others that followed it since I did not include it in the update (I couldn't refresh the boards. Every time I wanted to see the newest posts I had to hit a link to the page).

 

Uh-oh, DarthIshtar. You're giving Kettch ideas ...

-duskwings

 

DW, I think it counts as a legit post superseded by an update.

 

Yep, Drabbo's correct (see the edit on my last post).

Now as tempting as it is to let you two at it, I am somewhat scared with what you would come up with.


Okay, Ya'll, I have to go but I will try to have Challenge 8 posted tonight or tomorrow for judging.