Wuher's Legacy proudly presents the ***GSFF Deathmatch***

Discussion in 'German Speaking FanForce' started by ChimealHeltei, Jan 24, 2002.

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  1. Jaina_Mirax Ex CR North-Germany and GSFF RSA

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    *get out a bag of chips and a coke*

    *looks at ticket*

    "Oh! there is my seat!"
  2. TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod

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    accepted
    great, still got no entry fee, no that freak's an employee, too ...

    Janne: Ticket? Where you got a ticket from? Gimme da 7,50?, now! *I* sell the tickets!
  3. Jaina_Mirax Ex CR North-Germany and GSFF RSA

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    where I got the ticket?...hm...those internet pages are great! you can get everything online!
  4. darth-sinister Manager Emeritus

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    *drops down via bunggie cord.* I'M BAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!! *runs up behind Michael and hits him with a bulldog takedown. stands up and begins to stomp on him.* What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?!
  5. MacCaffrey VIP

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    Welcome, Janne!

    I appreciate the help, Julia. ;) If I think how the looser leave the ring, we can use every bit fantasy, we can get. ;)
  6. TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod

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    hm, okay...

    *clears throat*
    Ladies and Gentelemen, humans and nonhumans, I recently received word from an unnamed source that the contestant darth "Matt" sinister arrived at the building
    Please take your seats, the show will begin shortly.

    (and all that with one head!)

    EDIT: (delayed because of cross-posting)
  7. ChimealHeltei Jedi Knight

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    *notweakenedinanykind* Still the same old story... Where have u learned such a variety of words?

    *getsouthissuddenlyenlightedlightsabercuttingdarthsfeetoff*

  8. Morgaine Ex-Manager

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    Fantasy?? If you're treatening your patients with fantasy, I never want to become your patient, Flo. ;)

    Hey Janne :D


    Michi, it would be helpful if you put some spaces between the words. :p
  9. TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod

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    "I don't care which universe you are from, but that's gotta hurt!", Fode/Beed, TPM, 1999

    Referee? Is that legal?
  10. Morgaine Ex-Manager

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    "I will make it legal". :p

    (I know, I'm not the referee, but someone had to say it. ;) )
  11. MacCaffrey VIP

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    Did we have made any rules?
  12. Morgaine Ex-Manager

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    Do we need any rules? ;)
  13. TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod

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    (see my signature: I love quotes!!!)

    Official Deathmatch music, now playing: Die, Die, Die, My Darling
    Metallica
    :D

    -----
    actually the rules are: no extraordinary weapons, only close combat! we did not think further, though
  14. MacCaffrey VIP

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    Not really, Julia.
    I meant the fantasy to make again a lookable face out of the mess that left the ring. ;)
  15. Yar_Kaii Jedi Padawan

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    Hmm, i allow it! No problem! Yeah, of course: You can use the chainsaw. Why not?

    [you are in wuher´s legacy. subtitled: Mental for the Soft-Minded! So why do you think the referee shouldn´t be a freak either?!]
  16. TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod

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    Wow, this stunning silence clearly shows off the immense tension in the arena

    (i hope one can hear me out of my bunker)
  17. Jaina_Mirax Ex CR North-Germany and GSFF RSA

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    @ Daniel: deathmatch somehow reminds me of the Irish Pub... :D
  18. darth-sinister Manager Emeritus

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    Hey, Michael. Guess what? I have an adamantium skeleton. Hardest substance alive. It's indestructible. Lightsabers can't cut it. Also, I have a healing factor. *pops razor sharp claws and slices Michael's arms off.*
  19. TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod

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    Wait, I will confiscate that armor stuff for my personal needs, I'm the coward here, not you! (i don't care if it's a skeleton, i need it, you not!)

    *stripstuffoffofmatt*

    Continue slicing the arms, please!
  20. Jaina_Mirax Ex CR North-Germany and GSFF RSA

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    Now I know who´s arm that is on my MTV Celeb. Deathmatch postcard!
  21. MacCaffrey VIP

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    May I remind you, Matt, that Adamntium is a metall and not alive? And I thought Cortosis is the only know material that resist lightsaber. :D
    Man, I am glad that I am the Doc. :D
  22. Morgaine Ex-Manager

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    Ah, I see. Good arguement, Flo. :D

    Don't treat him too bad, Matt. ;)



    Janne, where's the connection between a Deathmatch and the Irish pub? ?[face_plain]
  23. Jaina_Mirax Ex CR North-Germany and GSFF RSA

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    ´cause at the Irish Pub they had those free postcards... well one postcard was of MTV´s celeb deathmatch :D
  24. TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod

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    further corrections: Lightsabers don't even cut through anything like through butter. Remember the door in TPM?
    And even cortosis can be cut by a lightsaber, it only takes a while, since it causes lightsabers to turn off by touch.

    plus: Adamantium skeletons are from another universe, thus they can be cut:

    Matt: no feet
    Michi: no arms
    Matt: no skeleton
    Me: skeleton as armor *g*
    Michi: lightsaber that can cut
    Matt: claws that can slice

    continue!

    Hey, Popcorn guy, over here!!
  25. ChimealHeltei Jedi Knight

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    Matt, if Julia is a ronto, u have to be the tiny jawa sitting on it...

    *shooting a hole into a grating at the wall, throwing darth through an airshaft into the arena's garbage press, that is pressing him at the size of a jawa, even smaller*
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