Beyond - Legends X-wing: Deception - Completed - Jan 21, 2005

uh oh. "Not Kessel" NOT GOOD for her....

-jj00

 

JJ00, lol. Would have been okay if Inyri hadn't have been standing behind her. Although as soon as you read it, you knew that was what had to happen next.

~Inyri

 

Inyri...

Glad I started your morning off right. Consider it a small payback for the galactic mass of enjoyment you've given me... (am i smooth, or what? )

For the record, I do believe you are the first woman to ever tell me to put my mind back into the gutter... Why doesn't that happen more often? ?

-b-

 

B, awwww, thank you. If you knew me better, you'd know why I made the gutter comment.

~Inyri

 

Hey, if Kora's young, fresh out the academy, and wet behind the ears as far as men go, I'm reminded of Gavin when he first joined the Rogues.

So, here's what I'm thinking. She doesn't know much about what to do with men "specifically", if you get my drift. So, she asks her roommate, Inyri, to explain some of the facts of life to her, so she can seduce one of the Rogues she thinks is hot.

Inyri, who might have been inclined to give her a sarcastic comment, thinks it would be hillarious to tell her what someone like Corran might like. Without telling her that Mirax might be near by. So, poor Kora tries to put the moves on Corran at a pre-wedding party, just when Mirax enters the room...


Now, that would be funny. And Inyri-like!

 

That would be pretty funny hawkbat!

 

Hawkbat, although I was planning on having Kora humiliate herself in a similar situation, I wasn't planning on Inyri helping her along. Oooo, that's funny. I love the things that come from the mind of hawkbat.

~Inyri

 

I hope that the Wraiths are going to be invited to the stag for Wedge. At least, the male Wraiths. Kell and Face can add a little something themselves, to whatever mayhem Wes has planned.

But I somehow think that the ladies will have more fun at their party. Winter, Iella and Mirax alone could cause a wild scene, I'm sure.

There's more likelihood of everyone at the guys party, ending up in a bar fight, or thrown out of some tapcafe, or of someone (probably Wedge) being found the next morning, tied up and gagged, naked, with an Ewok strapped to his front, outside Admiral Ackbar's office...

 

LOLLOLLOLLOL!

Hawkbat, that is so great! Poor Wedgey!

~Inyri

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

OMG, hawkbat, you are just too funny...

*wipes tears away*

*rereads hawkbat's comments*

 

I meant ff writing females but okay.

 

Wait wait wait! The male Wraiths at Wedge´s bachelor party? In the same room as Janson??

*triggers alarm switch*
"Condition Red, Condition Red. All personnel immediately to the shelters."

If I were Wedge I´d arrest them until the honeymoon is over - just to avoid any more embarrassment.

 

Uh... HawkBat... either you calm down, or I have to come up to one of your parties! I'll bring the ewoks!!!

-b-

 

Then you room with her. ?Yeah, well, I still don?t like that blaster. This is Coruscant, not Kessel. People here are civilized?? Kora noticed Corran shaking his head at her. ?What??

Gavin winced and pointed behind her.

She turned. ?Oh, uh, hi, Inyri.?

Poor Kora..wait no DUMB Kora.She may not have known that Inyri had grown up on Kessel but she STILL shouldn't have been bad mouthing her!!!!!Inyri's far to cool for someone to do that!!!!!!!!

nina

 

Stakky, ah, I understand your point. Maybe that's because fan fiction writing females know how girls think.

thor, Wedge thought he was safe when he named Tycho his best man. Poor Wedge.

B, Hawkbat's always like this. It'd be no fun if she calmed down.

Nina, I'd be a hipocrit if I'd say I wouldn't do the same thing in Kora's shoes. Keep in mind some of the stuff I use in my stories is based on my own real life experiences. Thanks for reading.

~Inyri

 

Oh, wow. *cheers for Myn*

YEAH!!

Wonderful post.

~Rogue

 

Oh my stars, Wes on the same planet as a bachelor party.

*gasp, wheeze*

This is great stuff!

 

lol awesome! wes wants ewok strippers? permanent damage to mind... inyri walking in one the little conversation about her was funny can't wait to see what she says (if you're showing that [face_hopeful]?)

~TJF

 

Hey, wait a minute! I just realised, that if Myn is away all that time, he's going to miss the batchelor party! How can they have it without Mr Laugh-a-minute Myn!

On the other hand, with a secret mission about to unfold, rescuing the missing, yet unnamed Wraiths, they'll postpone the partying. That will give Myn a chance to come back, and the missing Wraiths the opportunity to attend as well. Unless they're female, in which case, they can hook up with whatever Mirax will be arranging for Iella.

By the way, I heard a rumour (don't ask where, I can't reveal my sources) that Iella's bachelorette party was actually going to be held in the casino aboard the Errant Venture. Would you care to confirm or deny this rumour, Miss Forge?

 

Thanks, Rogue. I take it you're a Myn/Lara shipper.

Yubyub, you think it's great? *faints* You're one of the writers I really look up to. Thanks so much!

TJF, Wes+beer+bachelor party = disaster. Nuf said. I wasn't planning on showing Inyri's immediate response, but if you really want me to write it, I will.

Hawkbat, hmmmm, I don't know where you could have heard that rumor, because for once I've actually kept my big mouth shut about what's going to happen in a story. Unfortunately, I will have to deny that rumor. No location has been chosen at this point in time, but most likely, it will be somewhere on Coruscant. On other topics, don't worry, although Myn will be spending the next forty-eight hours with a female friend, he doesn't need to worry about missing Wedge's bachelor party, as it isn't going to happen for awhile yet. If you want/need more detail, feel free to PM me and I'll slip a few spoilers your way.

~Inyri

 

Iella's party isn't on the Errant Venture? But I heard that the caberet act in the casino, included a singing/dancing tribute to Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, and female impersonators, dressed as Leia and Mon Mothma, doing Abba songs! Are you sure the ladies want to miss that? Really sure?

I'm glad Myn will be there with the guys when the time comes. That guy is a party animal! At least he's bound to come back from his leave, with a smile on his face, and a song on his lips.

That's better than when Wes comes back from leave - with a handprint on his face, and milk on his upper lip.

 

You look up to me? Gee, thanks.

 

Hawkbat, yeah, I'm not planning on writing that until close to the end of the story.

Yubyub, ever since I read ur Babysitters story.

~Inyri

 

Wes+beer+bachelor party = disaster

That´s perhaps the understatement of the milennium. I don´t think there is a word that adequately describes the outcome of your little math

 

Fine, remove any reference to fanfic writing, and just leave the females in my original statement.