Yarael Poof is STILL My Dad

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  1. BOBAFETISH Jedi Grand Master

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    Yarael Poof was in another movie! It was called....















    Deep Throat!
  2. GRAND_MUFF_TURPIN Jedi Knight

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    Ah ha - I found you hiding on page 25 you elusive little feisty minx
  3. darth-bendy-ned Force Ghost

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    GMT you're a life saver - you've brought hope to this dreary day at work.

    say it with me now.... yarael poof is my dad.

    ooohhh yeah - testify.
  4. GRAND_MUFF_TURPIN Jedi Knight

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    YARAEL POOF IS MY DAD.
    Testify!!!!!!!!
  5. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Or they could clone Poofster. Then you go get yourself a couple of helium tanks and hook the end up to his beak. And then as he takes it all in, the Poof army begins to float. Palpy and all his thugs are distracted by what appears to be an armada of hot air balloons.....and then Oppo comes by and begins scratching Palp's arms and biting his feet. It would be spectacular, but a challenge for ILM.
  6. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    Maybe Yarel Poof uses his neck to hide his lightsaber in it, then when he has to fight he just spits it out at the opponent.
  7. episodenone Force Ghost

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    ok, here it is, my theory on the death of YP:

    YP and oppo ranciss are flying in the jedi-ship and searching for geonosis.

    they get lost in outer space and have to stop and ask directions from one of those wacky sentient space clouds from the marvel star wars comics.

    oppo has a hard time slowing the ship down and YP tells him not to worry b/c he'll just stick his head out the window and ask the cloud.

    while YP's head is hanging out the window, oppo recieves a distress signal from geonosis that war is breaking out and they are needed ASAP!!!!!!

    oppo gets jumpy and floors the ship and off they go following coordinates beamed to them from mace windu.

    suddenly, oppo realizes the window is down and hits the auto-window up button while YP's head is still hanging out the window (the g-force was pretty fierce AND oppo couldn't see through all that hair)

    .........and SNIP!!!

    from then on, oppo becomes jokingly referred to as "oOpso oppo."

  8. GasCabbie Jedi Master

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    Question: What does one's voice sound like when your vocal cords are 3 feet long?
  9. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    I think Poof sounds like Darryl Hannah in Splash when she tries to pronounce her name to Tom Hanks.
  10. Tiershon_Fett Jedi Grand Master

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    I knew a guy named Warren, who was a co-worker. He looked exactly like Yarael. Same teeth and everything. Bald. It's so funny. Warren was the funniest guy I ever met. He made me wet my pants at lunch once. Now I can't help but think of Yarael as the practical joker of the council.
  11. episodenone Force Ghost

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    just got off the phone with ol' oopso --

    i stand corrected -- apparently they were at a mickey d's drive thru.....
  12. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    So if Poof were to go into hiding like Obi-Wan, and Obi-Wan changed his name to Ben (a name so sneaky and secretive that no one could possibly believe he was the great Ob-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Knight), then we can assume if Poof had to go into hiding he would become.......

    Warren Y. Poof

    Imperial Guard: Hey, aren't you that balloon-headed guy on the jedi council...Yarael Poof I believe is your name.

    Poof: Nope, I am Warren Y. Poof. We look totally different.
  13. episodenone Force Ghost

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    wasn't this an episode of jerry springer?!?!?!?!?

  14. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    This thread is just too funny. We need to keep it alive.

    Obi-Wan: Come on you big lollipop, keep up with me here.
    Poof: I can't...I can't....I've got a headache.
    Anakin: You know what? I'd like to tell you that you've got a good head on your shoulders but....it's just not true.
  15. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    Actually Yarrel Poof would probably put up a good fight, I mean even if he got his arm chopped off he still got 3 of them to go around.
  16. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    I don't know I wouldn't want to have Poof as my dad. Imagin walking to the park with him, he'd have birds making nests on top of his head, plus all the other kids would make fun of me and say that my dad is a telephone pole.

    Edit: Another way that Poof can use his neck. He can store several lightsabers in there unignited, so whenever he looses a lightsaber he just coughs up another one and there you go.

    Edit: Yeah, that's whay his neck is always so stiff and that's why we never see anyone patting him on the back, 'cause then he would swallow one of the lightsabers and it would probably ignite inside of him cutting a peep-hole into his stomach.
  17. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Mace: Psssst...Yoda....I keep forgetting. What's that one's name down on the end who looks like Tweety Bird on a rope?

    Yoda: Yarael Poof he is. Able to bite flying mynocks is he.

    Ki-Adi-Mundi: See through you we can't. Your neck is in the way. Your thoughts dwell on your pumpkin shaped-head.

    Poof: What's that got to do with anything?

    Yoda: Everything. Long necks lead to cramps, cramps lead to swallowing problems, swallowing problems leads to suffering.
  18. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Lando: Yarael.....you look absolutely beautiful....You truly belong with us here in the clouds.

    Poof: You ol' smoothie....my head is in the clouds.
  19. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    Vader: "No, Poof, I AM your father."
    Poof: "Nooo! That's impossible!"
    Vader: "Oh, don't let the mechanized suit fool you, I still have a couple of my own biological parts."
  20. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    On the hot desert of Tatooine...

    Anakin: Water...I need water. So hot, cannot go on.

    Obi-Wan: Look! A water tower....we're saved. Hurry.

    Anakin: Wait a minute...that's no water tower, that's a space station.

    Obi-Wan: It's too big too be a space station.

    Obi-Wan and Anakin begin laughing hysterically.

    Yarael Poof: Real funny guys. Haven't heard that one before. I do have feelings you know.
  21. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    All the Jedi of the councel are flying around in a ship. Oppo Rancis is at the helm.

    Yoda:"Faster this piece of junk go cannot?"
    Rancis:"What the hell did you just say?"
    Yoda:"Change the gears. I'm a geezer already and I'll die before we get to where ever we're going!"

    *Rancis working the gear shift*

    Poof:"Hey, that's my head!"
  22. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    Where do you think you're going? You're staying at the top.
  23. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    George: ....and so I asked Doug Chiang to create a fearsome Jedi Master that the world has been waiting to see for almost 20 years.

    Doug: Actually, I told George I really thought he ought to reconsider his design...I mean it looks like a Q-Tip...

    George: Shutup and show the design

    LFL Staff: Oh my God, George! Brilliant, absolute genious! The way you effortlessly modeled a Jedi Master after a kitchen baster. WOW. Just WOW. What's his name. Something dark and serious?

    Lucas: Yeah, I call him Poof. Yarael Poof.

    LFL Staff: Wooo. Scary.
  24. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    Actually I think it went more like this.

    George: "Doug, we need another Jedi for the Council."

    Doug: "What?!!! Isn't 11 enough?!!"

    George: "Yeah, but 12 sounds so much better."

    Doug: "Fine!!! But I won't do a good job drawing him!"

    Later Doug shows his design to George.

    George: "What is this? You drew a mop with a ball attached to it? Ahh, who cares, those fans will swallow anything I throw at them anyway."
  25. episodenone Force Ghost

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    anyone know the way to seattle?

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