Yarael Poof is STILL My Dad

Ralph McQuarrie: George...sorry to bother you while you're filming...but I can't help but notice that one of your Jedi Council members looks...welll....like a cotton ball stuck on a tree.

George: That is why I have hired Doug Chiang. He will not disagree with me.

Ralph: If you knock about 2 feet off his neck, he might look alright.

George: Shutup...stop picking on me. (click)

Yarael Poof - A Lesson in Creativity and Imagination

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Yoda: Hey Poof. Your head, yellow and coated it is. A problem you have I would say.

Poof: Yeah, the Rancor used me as a Q-Tip again.

 

ever notice how long aurra sing's rifle is?
or zam wessel's from the epII select shot?

well here's an idea i submitted to GL for a creative death for a jedi:

AURRA: hey young dark jedi boy!

ANAKIN: who, me?

AURRA: yeah, you! i need something for my gun, it got jammed up with hair when i was killing that oppo ranciss jedi!!
got anything that can help?

ANAKIN: sure do! use this jedi master i just killed with the long neck!

AURRA: wow, it worked perfect!
you really are an evil little guy!

[warm embrace as AURRA tosses dead jedi master YP over a cliff]

 

What a great idea!!!! A cotton ball with a beak.

 

the rancor variety show:

[grabs YP]

[tap tap tap]

RANCOR: did you hear the one about jabba and sebulba?


is this thing on?!?!?

 

Lando: (sitting on a large stack of books, arm around Yarael Poof). You know seeing you sure brings back a lot of things.

Poof: Huh? I just met you this afternoon.

Lando: (dims the lights, snaps open a 45') SSSSHHHHH. Hush now. Daddy's gonna bring some sweet, sweet love your way. Uh, wait. Can't quite reach. Would you mind lowering..

Poof: You wouldn't want me. I'm just a long-necked helium balloon trying to make my way in the universe.

Lando: We'll just make this work the old-fashion way. (He begins kissing Poof's neck)

3 hours later

Lando: (still kissing Poof's neck)

3 hours later
Lando: (he's halfway up Poof's neck)

 

That's something I didn't want to imagin.

 

Anakin: You know I could almost feel the Force.

Yoda: Good, taken your step into a larger world you have.

Han Solo: Good against remotes is one thing, good against someone with a 10 foot neck...that's another.

 

....i just swore off colt 45 for life

[shudders violently]

 

Yarel Poof's death.

Anakin fighting Dooku

*Dooku ignites his lightsaber*

Anakin: "Let me just whip out my trusty lightsaber!"

*reaches for the lightsaber, but instead grabs Poof's neck by accident*

*blocks a couple of Dooku's swings*

Anakin: "Oopsy! Sorry, Poof..."

 

Good one, Lobot-Omy. LOL!

 

The ultimate slap in the face to a former Jedi Council member:

George: Alright, Yarael. It's really not gonna work out here. What I'll need you to do is be part of the background of aliens in the club scene.

 

I bet Yarael Poof is going to be killed by Boba Fett, who will then use him as an antennae ornament on Slave 1.

 

how does yarael hide a hickey?

 

The Jedi Council meets at a country club and they all go to play golf.

Yadle: "Nice shot Rancis... A-a-a-and... It's green!"

Rancis: "Ha-ha! You're up Mace."

Mace Windu: "Oh, no; I forgot my clubs again!"

*After slowly looking around the place Windu spots Yarael Poof*

Mace Windu: "Hey, Poof, come over here!"

*Poor, ignorant Poof comes over to Mace*

*Mace grabs Poof and turns him up-side down*

*He takes a wild swing at the ball*

Mace Windu: "Alright, a hole-in-one!!! Poof works better than any of my other clubs!"

 

Man, this one balloon sure is heavy.

 

Yarael to Yoda: "How's the weather down there?"
Yoda: "Funny, that is not, Poof"
Yarael Poof: "Anybody up for some headbanging!?"
Ki-Adi: "Not me. Me head is still sore."
Mace: "Someone take Poof outside and tie him in a knot."
Yarael: "Look at me, judge me by my neck, do you?"
Yoda: "Necks not make one great."

 

Big time LOL Sarlacc.

 

Another scenario of Poof's death.

Yarael Poof: "Yoda, look what I can do!!!"

*Poof takes his lightsaber, ignites it and attempts to do a sword-swallowing trick with it*

From that moment on the Council became short one member.

 

Mace: "OK., I think Poof is through making fun of the short Jedi"

Yoda: "Wrong you are Mace, begun the Poof antics have"

Poof: "Awww, you just have neck envy"

Mundi: "Poof, go play with Hammerhead."

 

Yarael Poof: "STOP MAKING FUN OF MY NECK!!!"

Yoda: "He even sounds like a helium balloon."

Mace: "That's what happens when you jam a three foot long crayon up your nose when you're a kid."

 

George Lucas to Prop Department: " No, no, no, no, no! See this concept rendering here? It has a non-necked Jedi holding a long staff with a bulb on top. Now look at what you made!!!!

 

can YP slam dunk his own head?

 

You're going back to the first page, where everyone can bask in your hilarity.

 

Now batting for the home team...number 5....Eeth Koth (revelry plays in the background)

Poof: Hey, this isn't funny anymore. Seriously, you know those pitchers throw hard.

Eeth: Then you should have thought about that before you started calling me "horny" in front of Adi Gallia. You know I'm trying to get her to go to the club with me.

Poof: But I am not a baseball bat.

Koth steps up to the plate. The pitch is straight down the middle....it's a heater...102 mph.

Koth swings.....Watch out, there goes the bat....looks like it cracked in two.

Eeth: Oh, well. No big loss.