Yarael Poof is STILL My Dad

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by Saber_Master, Feb 23, 2001.

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  1. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    LOL




    *Raising hands*
    It's alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    What do you call Yarael Poof with a few whiskers on his chin?



























    A broom.
  3. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    Yoda: "So, Poof, you're still going out with that mop?!!!!"

  4. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Lucas: Could someone in props help me? Come on. Let's hurry it up.

    Staff: What's up George?

    Lucas: I got a call from Spielberg the other day. He wants to play tennis. My swing's gone south on me.

    Staff: We can hook you up.


    A day passes.

    George is seen hitting what appears to be a large sized volleyball. The body of whatever it is is deep in the ground. The enlarged head provides a large hitting area.

    George: Great idea using Yarael Poof. If I had known what a good idea this was, I'd have started selling them back in '99.
  5. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    Yarael Poof: (kissing a neck) "Your neck is so slender... and beautiful... No other neck in the galaxy compares to yours."

    Mace: (opening the door to the genitor's closet finding Poof inside):"Jeeze, Poof!!! You still haven't broken up with your mop-girlfriend!!!"
  6. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    At a movie theater....

    "Psst.....Hey, down in front."
  7. episodenone Force Ghost

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    if this were the eightie's, would YP have worn a leg warmer around his neck?



    or how about one of those thin piano ties?
  8. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    The setting....a neighborhood backyard. A game of whiffle ball is going on.

    Kids: Come on Poof, come on over here with us. Quick.

    Poof: Yes! Thanks for inviting me over to play with you guys. You know, I've been feeling a little bit lonely....you know because of my neck and all.

    Kids: Actually, my mom says I can't play with you. We only wanted you over here so you could help get our whiffle ball out of the tree.
  9. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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  10. Jedi_Ty Jedi Master

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    Would everyone claim him as their Dad if, instead of Obi Wan, he had survived until the classic trilogy and if, instead of "Ben," he had taken the name "Cheesy?"
  11. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Poof: Um, excuse me...sir...um Mr. Lucas?

    Lucas: Yeah, what is it balloon head?

    Poof: Um, I just wanted to say that I love the name of your new movie. Do you think....

    (George slams his book shut)

    Lucas: Poof, for the last time you will not be in anymore movies. When I wrote you in the script it was right after a huge cast party. There were lot of drinks. I don't know what happened.

    Poof: But I can't keep doing what you have me doing.

    Lucas: Just shutup and get back in your corner. Stick the lampshade back on your head and give me some light over here. I'm reading about myself in this article and I don't want to strain my eyes.
  12. episodenone Force Ghost

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    OBI-WAN: i thought i saw a lot of those fett clones coming over the hill, was i right?

    LEIA: naw, they must be luke skywalker clones, they are a little short.

    YP: now if you really wanted to scare the pants off those rebels, i got an idea for a clone army...

    DOOKU: no you fool, don't even say it!!!

    YP: but, but, can't you see it -- an army of me meditating on the force and scaring everyone away!!!!
    we'd be invincible!!!

    DOOKU AND LEIA fall into a dream sequence...

    TRADE VICEROY: retreat!!! retreat!!! tell the droids to retreat!!! i've never seen anything like this!!!
    this isn't what we had expected -- they're everywhere!!!!!

    [the viceroy looks off into the distance and sees an army of clones running towards him]

    BUT WAIT!!! what is that herd of animals chasing them?!?!?!

    [crowd gasps as they discover giraffes in the GFFA]

    TRADE VICEROY: its a herd of space giraffes!!!
    and they are in HEAT!!!!!!!!

    suddenly a clone helmet is ripped form a clone's head to reveal a cloned army of YP's ----- and a look of horror is spread wide across his face as the space giraffes are closing in on their prey......


  13. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    I can see it. ILM would have to create a sky full of hot air balloons.
  14. episodenone Force Ghost

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    are we sure YP is a male?

    i thought i heard adi gallia and deepa talking about how YP wears "secret" deodorant
  15. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    This just in from AICN. Yarael Poof reacts to the tile of the new Star Wars film.

    Reporter: So, Yarael Poof, what are your thoughts on the new episode 2 title?

    Poof: Actually, I have to say that I am rather...

    Reporter: Shutup melon head.
  16. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    Yoda instructing young padawans.

    Yoda: "... This is called a lightsaber, you swing it at whatever you want to die."

    Padawans: "Oooooo."

    *Yarael Poof comes in*

    A padawan: "Yoda, how come that Jedi gets a balloon and we don't?"

    Poof: "Quiet, you little brat! I can't take this anymore!!!"
  17. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    Here you are. Thought you could get away?
  18. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    FBI chasing Yarael Poof through a city....

    FBI Agent 1: Quick...he's running towards that large crowd of people over there. We'll lose him if we don't catch up to him.

    FBI Agent 2: No we won't. His water tower shaped head stands about 10 feet higher than anyone else.

    FBI Agent 1: Hey you're right. What a melon head.
  19. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    *chasing Yarael Poof*

    FBI agent 1: "But I don't think I can make a shot at this distance."

    FBI agent 2: "What are you talking about? A blind man can make a shot at that watertower of his."
  20. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    New Movie Idea........

    The Earth Goes Cold.....The Day Volleyball Head Stood Up and Blocked the Sun
  21. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    You know why Poof is always stuck inside his house?

    -why?-

    Because everytime he has to come out he has to get permission from the Air Traffic Control!
  22. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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  23. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Lucas: No, Doug. I said I want him to have a beak. We can market him as a nutcracker at Christmas time.
  24. Grilled-Sarlacc Former Head Admin

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    Yarael Poof will be the scoundrel. It is discovered in Ep2 that Poof is in fact an abusive womanizer and hopelessly addicted to death sticks.
  25. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    He probably looks like a death stick.
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