Yarael Poof is STILL My Dad

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by Saber_Master, Feb 23, 2001.

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  1. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    Here's another use for Poof. He could be used by the military on frontlines to spy on the enemy. He could just be painted greed and then stand there in the middle of the field with all his arms spread out pretednting to be a tree. And if the enemy ever found out he was a spy and they killed him then it's no big deal since no one likes that goofy looking Jedi anyway.
  2. Grilled-Sarlacc Former Head Admin

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    Sidious: "The Jedi are about to attack."
    Tyranus: "Master, your purview of the future is commendable."
    Sidious: "No, you fool. Poof's head is sticking out of the sunroof of that star cruiser."
    Tyranus: "Sorry Master. I thought that was a radar antenna."
  3. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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  4. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    If you held Poof under your chin and ran a bow across that 10 foot neck of his, do you think we could make him sound like a violin?
  5. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    The Jedi could very well use Poof and his giant head as a batterring ram when storming a door.
  6. Grilled-Sarlacc Former Head Admin

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    Hayden: "Working on Ep2 was great. All these cool people who really like the movies. Although, there was this one dude, Yarael Poof...he kept bugging everyone. Didn't bother me as much, but he would always poke me with Yoda's cane and tell me "the circle is now complete." Heh, I would always humor him and play along, but he would usually run off through the set and argue that he told everyone to remain on the command ship.

    Portman: (laughing), "Yeah, he always insisted that many things would change after Ep2 was released but that his caring for me would remain."

    McCallum: "It is so great to have all these returning characters, but Poof was questionable. He sometimes took over my job and would slam this gavel against the camera and scream "ORDER". I would often ask him to please calm down but his answer was always something like "Rick, will you defer your motion to allow a commission to be sent to the set to assess the validity of your accusations?".

    Pernilla August: "I would always try to be friends with Poof but he would make fun of me and insist he was not looking for a friend, he is looking for a Jedi Master."
  7. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    Yoda: "Man, I've got a horrible cramp in my neck."

    Yarael Poof: "Welcome to my world."
  8. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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    he ll be an easy target cause hed get his head cut off!
  9. Charth_Maul Jedi Master

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    David Shombersom is my brother. [face_plain]
  10. Grilled-Sarlacc Former Head Admin

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    You must be proud. [face_plain]

    How many Poofs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  11. episodenone Force Ghost

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    jeez--

    i am away for a couple of days and our poor YP thread is relegated to some backwater page?!?!?!

    well, i,m back and we cannot let this happen again!!!!

    sapient! lobot! lets get this week started with a little necking!!

    now i was thinking - remember that bi-colored face guy at the end of the original star trek closing credits?

    could that have been some short-necked distant cousin of ol' YP?

  12. episodenone Force Ghost

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    "how many poofs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

    i don't know, how many?
  13. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    I'm with ya, episodenone!!!

    Here's another one to start this off.

    What would you get if you put together Yarael Poof and Oppo Rancis?

    -what?-

    A mop!!!

    Edit: I'll finish Grilled-Sarlacc's joke.

    Q: How many Poofs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: None. Who needs to change the lighbulb anyway when Yarael Poof is a walking lamp himself?


    Youch, I'm on fire! :D
  14. Grilled-Sarlacc Former Head Admin

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    Lobot_Omy !!! You read my mind! That is the answer! Poof must be using your mind.
  15. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    Mine and Poofs minds are intertwined. He keeps sending me his thoughts all the time and I keep on thinking that I have four arms.
  16. episodenone Force Ghost

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    it is been confirmed!!!!


    gabriel byrne to play the vengeful and arrogant son of YP in EPIII!!!!!
  17. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    *Runs to the nearest window and jumps right through it*
  18. Grilled-Sarlacc Former Head Admin

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    Yoda: "Someone in this Council is a spy, they are."

    Mace: "Poof, put your hands down, it's not like we can't see you."

    Poof: "That name no longer has any meaning for me."
  19. episodenone Force Ghost

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    you know how people keep starting threads abut if there is going to be another sith lord besides tyranus and vader?

    well meet Darth Yarael.

    2 double edged sabers.
    4 force lightning hands.


    YP: obi-wan, i am your father.

    OBI-WAN: yeah, right, and the midichlorians are anakins father.

    YP: i never believed that either.

    OBI-WAN: so it is true, you are the master sith.

    YP: yes, my son it i---

    OBI-WAN: listen darth poof, i know my father, his name is jango.

    YP: darth YARAEL!!!! poof is gone now.

    OBI-WAN: ok, darth cereal, why don't you go whip up a batch of rice crispy treats and meet me on the edge of some power generator platform. pick one, they are all the same to me.

    [YP leads obi-wan to a platform high above the city of lights]

    [YP and obi-wan ignite their sabers...]

    [YP's sabers ignite and crash into eachother]

    [YP begins to fight .... with himself!]

    YP: enough of your feeble mind tricks obi-wan, i am well aware of this battle technique, and that is why i--

    [obi-wan force tickles poof]

    [and with one wrong maneuver, YP chops off his own head]

  20. Grilled-Sarlacc Former Head Admin

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    LOL! This thread is cool. I can't believe it is still going strong. But the truth about Poof's exploits must be revealed. There is are volumes of Expanded Universe stories and adventure.

    Next week - Yarael Poof and the Temple of Broom

    :D
  21. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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    All the Jedi are sitting in the Council room. They are discussing the clone issue.

    Yoda: "... That my opinion is."

    Saesee Tiin: "I'd like to hear from Yarael Poof."

    Mace: "Poof... Poof!"

    *Mace taps Poof on the shoulder and Poof falls apart to reveal a broom stick with duct tape all over it.*

    Yoda: "Blast! Poof is sneaking out of the Council meetings again!"
  22. episodenone Force Ghost

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    PAGE 5 - PAGE 5 - PAGE 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    those last 2 posts are hysterical!!!!

    could it be, i mean could it really be true that we are getting funnier and funnier?!?!?!?!
  23. Grilled-Sarlacc Former Head Admin

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    LOL @ Lobot_Omy & episodenone. We gotta keep this thread alive!!

    Yoda: "Fine it is, Poof. Skip the Council meetings you may."

    Poof: "Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison here."
  24. episodenone Force Ghost

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    who is taller?

    YP or chewbacca?
  25. episodenone Force Ghost

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    where you been hiding, you sneaky little thread
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