Yarael Poof is STILL My Dad

I shed a tear for this thread, seeing that it is on page one!!!!

This thread will never die

Yarael Poof is my dad, i testify.

 

Is there any truth to the rumor that Yarael has v.d.? I think I heard somewhere that the
Twi'leks love tha poof. That would explain his sneaking out of council meetings so much.

 

YP is showing padawan anakin a saber fighting technique where he takes 4 sabers and spins in a circle with them.

suddenly the dark lord of the sith appears,and in he walks.

YP: i have been waiting for you Darth Quixote.

DQ: [mounts his wampa] die master windmill! die!

and darth quixote spurs his wampa and begins his charge

YP: hey, i'm not windu! i'm yar-- [CHOKE}

 

If you think his neck looks funny, wait til padme walks in the room. WOW.
"Hey yarael, are you glad to see me?"

 

Padme: The moon sure looks pretty tonight.

Anakin: That's no moon....that's a space station.

Padme: That's too big to be a space station.

They both begin to laugh uncontrollably. Poof sheds a small tear.

Padme: Yeah, get out of here you freak.
Anakin: We're sorry...we're sorry. Come on back.
Poof: Really...you mean it?
Padme: I forgot to tell you something.....You're a melon head.

They all laugh again.

 

Another use for Poof:

Dip his head in ink. He'd make a lovely stamp.

 

Yet another use for Poof:

Art teacher: Your drawing looks good son. I just don't like this line right here.

Art student: That's alright. I can erase anything with my new Yarael Poof eraser head.

 

Do you think it's alright to make fun of Yareal Poof? After all he is my dad.

 

knock knock.

 

Who's there?

Edit: This better be funny, 'cause I'm not too fond of knock-knock jokes.

 

Melon head
sorry, that's the punchline. I think Yarael is using the force on me noggin.

Other use for Yarael: Microphone

 

Ray Park: "All the cast members were great to work worth. The only one who got on my nerves was this Yarael Poof fellow. During my lightsaber training with Nick Gilliard, Poof would come over and poke me with Yoda's cane and say 'Lord Maul, be mindful. Let me make the first move.'"

Ian McDiarmid: "I get along great with everyone...all except this one chap, Yarael Poof. When I first arrived on the set, Poof yelled out, 'The Director should never have brought him into this. Kill him immediately!'. I didn't understand him."

Liam Neeson: "I had a blast. That Yarael Poof was always cracking jokes, but sometimes I wasn't so sure he was joking. After the last day of shooting, he walked up behind me and layed 2 or 3 hands on my shoulder and said softly, 'I'll take good care, you have my word...Will you be alright?'"

Jake Lloyd: "I always tried to start conversation with Poof, but whatever I said to him, his only response was "Your destiny lies with meeeeee Skywalker".

 

Yarael Poof is my idol.



















Oh, yeah, and he's my father, why not...

 

Hey, I was brushing my teeth this morning when I looked inside my mouth and saw yarael hanging upside down in the back of my throat.
He said to say "Hi" to everyone......Oh yeah and that he's your dad.

 

well this is my last poof day for a while - i am going to costa rica with my girlfriend for 8 beautiful days.

so i plead with you all my keepers of the poof, keep this thread on page 1 !!!!!!

 

YP at the movies: "down in front!"

YP at a basketball game: ally oop!

YP at the opera: "i'm the barber of seville! off with his head!"

YP at a magic show: "watch as i pull this short handkerchief out of my mouth..."

YP at the tailor: "can i measure your inseam sir?" "which one?"

YP at confessional: "hold on a minute my son. i must go sit in the steeple for this one."

YP at the mall: "no guys, foot locker is on the third floor."

YP at the barber shop: "shave AND a haircut"

YP at a ring toss tournament: "ouch!"

YP at my house, coming home from work: "HI DAD!"

 

Mace to Jedi Council: "All right let's take a vote on the clone issue. Does anyone..."

Yarael interupts: "I have a question."

Mace: "Sit dowm Mr. Microphone."

 

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As you can see, Poof is not offended by this thread... he is laughing with the rest of us.

 

watto-

classic, my man, classic

LOL LOL LOL

is it me, or does he look like one of the mystics from "the dark crystal?!?!?!"

wow, GL, you are a genius!

 

Does anyone else imagine yarael having the same voice as beeker from the muppets?

By the way I was very disapointed to find this thread on page 2. I shall do something about that now.

 

Another fine use for Poof:

Drive his body down in the ground with only his head poking out. Sit a golf ball on top and you've got yourself a nice tee.

On the set....

Watto: "Donta getta me wrongo. Poof looks like an idiot no doubts there. Buta hea kept annoying mea. He liked to say 'patience my blue friend.' So I would run my wings into his eyes until he was uncomfortble."

Sapient

 

I think Master Poof should be added to Episode II. He will be in a scene where the Jedi put him in the middle of the arena and use his neck as a catapult to fling themselves at battle droids. In fact, they clone him and position each Poof in a strategic location for maximum coverage.

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George will change the name of the movie to "Attack of the Poofs".

 

Or maybe simply wheeling Poof into the arena in a dress would be enough to get all of Dooku's army laughing hysterically. And no one would mind dying because they can go knowing they have just seen the funniest looking applehead they will ever see.

Sapient

 

--At the time of TPM--

Anakin: "A sand storm is coming."

Padme: "Oh no, what shall we do?"

Qui-Gon: "Don't worry."

Qui-Gon takes out a Yarael Poof and slams his head into the ground all the way up to his shoulders.

Qui-Gon: "Just hold on to that and we all should be fine."

 

Lobot_Omy, you get on one end and hold his neck. I'll get on the other end and grab his feet. We'll start swinging Poof and Grilled-Sarlaac can do some double-dutch jump roping in the middle.