Yarael Poof is STILL My Dad

Bwah ha ha ha ha!

 

I created a special song for Dad for Halloween:

This is Coruscant by wstraka5 - based off of This is Halloween (Nighmare before Christmas) by Danny Elfman

*cues up This is Halloween music*

JABBA
[Huttese]
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
[/Huttese]

SEBULBA AND TATOOINE PODRACERS
[Huttese and other languages]
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Coruscant
[/Huttese and other languages]

BAD GUY CHORUS
This is Coruscant, this is Coruscant
Nien Numb scream in the dead of night

NUTE GUNRAY AND THE NEIMOIDIANS
This is Coruscant, everybody make a scene
Trick or fight till the Jedi gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Coruscant

DARTH MAUL
I am the one hiding under your nose
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

PALPATINE
I am the one hiding in the Senate
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

BAD GUY CHORUS
This is Coruscant, this is Coruscant

WAT TAMBOR AND TECHNO UNION CHORUS
Coruscant! Coruscant! Coruscant! Coruscant!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the Sith song

DOOKU
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

SAN HILL AND BANKING CLAN CHORUS
Round that corner, Boba Fett hiding in the trash compactor
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll scream

HEADLESS JANGO FETT, BATTLE DROID, AND STORMTROOPER
Scream! This is Coruscant
Red 'n' black, slimy green

POGGLE THE LESSER
[Geonosian speak]Aren't you scared?[/Geonosian speak]

ZAM WESELL
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take the chance and roll the sabacc dice
Ride with the Sith in the dead of night

HANGING DROID
Everybody scream, everybody scream

SENATORS UNDER GUARD
In our town of Coruscant

NIGHT CLUB PATRONS AND SMUGGLERS OF THE LOWER LEVELS OF CORUSCANT
We are the smugglers with the multiple faces
Here in a flash and gone without a trace

DARTH SIDIOUS
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the 'saber blowing through your hair

ELAN SLEAZEBAGGANO
I am the dealer in the club at night
Filling your mind to the brim with spice.

BAD GUY CHORUS
This is Coruscant, this is Coruscant
Coruscant! Coruscant! Coruscant! Coruscant!
Coruscant! Coruscant!

CHILD SANDPEOPLE TRIO
[Sandpersonese]
Tender womprats everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
[/Sandpersonese]

PARENT SANDPEOPLE
[Sandpersonese]
That's our job, but we're not mean
On our planet of Tatooine
[/Sandpersonese]

BAD GUY CHORUS
In this town

DOOKU
Don't we love it now?

DOOKU WITH BAD GUY CHORUS
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise

BAD GUY CHORUS
Yareal Poof might catch you in the back
And scream like a Jawa
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Corusant, everyone scream
Won't ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man Poof is king of the Sith path.
Everyone hail to the Sith King now!

EVERYONE
This is Crousant, this is Coruscant
Coruscant! Coruscant! Coruscant! Coruscant!

SANDPEOPLE CHILD TRIO
[Sandpersonese]
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the Sith song
[/Sandpersonese]

EVERYONE
La la-la la, Coruscant! Coruscant! (etc.)

 

!!!!!!!!!! That was greatm i love that movie (notice my icon), and i love starwars.......

And i have come to relization i am a lost son of poof

 

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Ack, I'm blinded, I'm blinded!



Nien Numb as Superman.

Dad as Vader...

 

That is awesome!

Just in case you guys didn't notice, the This is Halloween parody, This is Coruscant, is up on TFN's Humor section (and the main page right now )

Halloween Song Parody

 

Wow, wstraka! Congrats.

 

Helllo? Its November . . . where is everyone? Dad should soon be seen stalking the deleted scenes of the DVD

 

LOL ! I hadn't checked this thread for a while, and I just discovered all the latest messages and pics

Poof will be with us... always.

 

Yes, only 6 more days until the DVD, so we can look for Poofie to make Obi-Wan jealous, and do other things.

Must. Have. More. Poof. Chronicles!

 

Did Dad get killed by Mr. Dinosaur Head? He better not have. If he did, I will be extremely mad and I will have to extract vengence on Mr. Dinosaur Head for Dad.

 

Alas, no time for the next Poof until NEXT weekend.

 

Dinosaur head? Dad isn't gonna be killed by no dinosaur head. He kills 'em, not the other way again.

Thanks for the update, Poof Chronicler Extraordinaire.

Looking forward to it!

 

Where are the other Poof kids?

Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sniffs*

 

We will be patient . . . plus, I'm too busy to be funny right now. Hmm dad kinda looks like a Turkey . . . I hope nobody mistakes him for Turkey day . . .

 

I don't think Dad would get mistaken for a turkey. He'd kill someone who did that.

Poof! Miss my Dad!

 

Poof is the man I was just chilling out over at his place, and he lent me one of his dodgy videos. He in turn, borrowed it from McCallum. Anyway, it's a documentary of sorts ( shot on digital camcorder, at McCallum's luxury villa ), and it's called 'Beneath The Dorme'. It's an absolute gem ! It's very XXX rated though, and definitely not for the children. But for all you Dorme fans out there, it's a must see

 

I have a feeling Poof will make a special Christmas appearance.

BTW, where are the other Poofsters?

 

Poof at Xmas...



He already killed Santa Claus, so he'll just take all the presents and dangle them in front of Obi to make him jealous.

 

Darn. . . 5 minutes until class . . Why couldn't Dad be in the IMAX version at least . .

Imagine . . A five story tall bulbous cranium and neck!

 

UP! Need more Dad Chronicles!!!!!!!!!!

 

I think dad would say, "Have a Poofy new year!" Hope all of Dad's kids are doing well.

 

HE'S DEAD!
They had to kill him off because he looked too much like the Kaminoians(sp?)
So sad...

 

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

STAR WARS

EPISODE III: Poof's Triumphant Return

It is a dark time for the galaxy.
After drinking far too many alcoholic beverages, rogue JEDI, McCallum, has
gone on an widespread rampage.
Hoping to rescue PORTMAN from his
lecherous advances, and restore order
to the galaxy, Supreme Chancellor
MICHAEL IRONSIDE, has despatched a
team of elite assassins, to distract
McCallum, with burgers and whiskey.
Led by YARAEL POOF, this league of
justice, are on their way to intercept
their target, near the BUDWEISER
system...


EXT. SPACE- A small Republic transport, flies through the endless black of space.

INT.COCKPIT- Ric Olie pilots the ship. Seated behind him, are Yarael Poof, Kurtwood
Smith and Harry Knowles.

Ric Olie: We're travelling through hyperspace, which isn't like dusting crops, boys. We are on our way to intercept Jedi McCallum. We have been despatached by the Sup...

Kurtwood: No need to state the obvious ! The question I wanna know, is can you fly, Ricky ?

Ric Olie: Of course not.

Kurtwood: I said, there's no need to state the obvious !!! I don't like people who state the obvious, and so they don't like me. I bet ya think your some kinda hot shot, piloting us all the way out here ? Why, you gotta be some kind of great pilot, to do that all by yourself.

Ric Olie: You are slime.

Harry Knowles:Enough of this pointless bickering ! We all know our film quotes. Weve got a job to do ! Come to your senses !

Kurtwood: Shut up fatso. I got enough muscle to shove...

Yarael Poof: The geek is right. There is no point in this. We must concentrate on the moment.

Kurtwood: I... I'm sorry for my behaviour, master.

Ric Olie: I am also sorry. This means that I regret my previous actions, and feel a sense of remorse over them. I am...

Yarael Poof: Yes, yes. Just pilot the ship. By my estimates, we should be within range of Budweiser, within the next few minutes. Everyone stay sharp.

Kurtwood: Hey, do we have any access to military hardware ?

Yarael poof: We practically are the military.

Ric Olie: We are...

Knowles: Shut the **** up, Ricky.

Kurtwood: And you tell me to stop quoting films ? What was that, if it wasn't a quote from The Big Lebowski ?!

Knowles: I just told him to shut up ? What's the big deal ?

Yarael Poof: Look guys, just calm down, We're supposed to be professionals here. We don't go around shooting people in failed heists, and we don't argue with each other.

Knowles: Man, have you guys seen Lord Of The Rings ? I love it so much, I'm going to tell my grand children about it. It's the highlight of my life so far, and I...

Kurtwood: Shut up !!! You fat, opinionated, gushing moron !

Ric Olie: We are now...

Yarael Poof: Shut the **** up, Ricky.

Kurtwood: Hey, who put you in charge here anyway, Poof ? Huh ? I ain't got time for this ********.

Knowles: I sat down in the front aisle, and I cried tears of joy. This was the defining moment of all humanity as we know it, and nothing else could possibly top it. I hugged my loved ones and....

Kurtwood: Shut up !

Ric Olie: Tempers appear to be flaring up. People are getting angry...

At this point, a huge fight erupts in the cockpit of the speeding cruiser. Fists fly, and the ship is sent spiralling out of control, through hyperspace. Seeing no alternative, Master Poof ignites his lightsabre, and hacks Knowles and Kurtwood to death. Knowles falls to his knees, babbling about how every film he's ever seen, is the best thing in the universe, whilst Kurtwood collapses, a fountain of blood spraying from his neck.

Ric Olie: Hey, you just killed everyone ! You hacked them down with your lightsabre. They...

Yarael Poof: I know Ric, I know. It was for the good of the mission. We have an old saying where I come from. It goes something like.... ut.

Ric Olie: I've regained control of the ship. We are now entering Budweiser air space. And look up ahead, it's McCallum's ship.

Yarael Poof: We haven't much time.

Ric Olie: I am n