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Discussion in 'Big Brother House' started by deltron_zero, Aug 15, 2002.

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  1. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Arrrr, I be sitting in the sun all day. 'Tis hot on Casparrrrr Island.
     
  2. Bithysith

    Bithysith Jedi Knight star 5

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    We all be doin' well, Tash.

    I meant for the batman symbol to show up more in Erik's title, but it's too faint, yarrr!

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  3. Jedi Speewwy

    Jedi Speewwy Jedi Master star 5

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    I be as fine as a summer breeze runnin under a young lass' skirt, yar!



     
  4. Jobo

    Jobo Jedi Master star 5

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    Har!
    Ye _jOBO
     
  5. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Arrrr! I clicked the page with Pirate Talk away!

    Hang on, mateys, an' I'll find something to say!
     
  6. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Arrrr! I be leaving this tavern!

    Me pride 'n' joy "The Surfing Dutchman" is going to sail away from Intarrrnet Island, an' ye olde captain better be on board!

    See ye all, me sea dogs!
     
  7. Bithysith

    Bithysith Jedi Knight star 5

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    Goodnight, Casper me matey! I'd better shuffle off to bed myself if I'm goin' to work again tomorrow. *sigh*

    Arrrr! ;)
     
  8. Jedi Speewwy

    Jedi Speewwy Jedi Master star 5

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    Yar, I be goin' the way of the Casper! I've got a Fan Force meetin' tonight!

    See all ye aft the meetin'!


    PS: I purchased the Vines album. It's great!
     
  9. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    Arrghh, I get here to find all my mateys have sailed to distant shores! :_|
     
  10. Silmarillion

    Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Arrr, I just be passed out under the main sail.
     
  11. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    Ahoy, so there ya be!

    And how does the sea be treatin ya today me hearty?
     
  12. Jobo

    Jobo Jedi Master star 5

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    Yar, the sun be down, why we be not able to speak in we normal accents?
    Ye _jOBO
     
  13. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    Accents? What you be talkin bout thar matey? Are you one of them fancy lads?
     
  14. Silmarillion

    Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Arrr, still 4 hours to go by my cutlass clock, me heartey!

     
  15. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    4 hours til we plunder the next village? Arrgghh, I'll be ready.

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  16. Silmarillion

    Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Arrr, me pirate mate Rogue1-and-a-half sent me some jolly roger quips for you all.



    Q: Why are pirates so mean?

    A: They just Arrrrrr!




    So, there was this old sea captain who had a peg leg, a hook instead of a right hand and a patch over one eye. His new cabin boy asked him how he got those injuries.

    "Well," he said, "The peg leg I got in combat off the Hebrides Islands about ten years ago, when a cannonball hit me."

    "And what about the hook?"

    "I lost that in hand to hand combat off Jamaica."

    "And the eye patch?"

    "One day, I was standing on deck and I looked up and a seagull crapped in my eye."

    "Crapped in your eye? I don't understand . . ."

    "Arr, you see, it was me first day with me hook."
     
  17. Silmarillion

    Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A-plundering we will go
    A-plundering we will go
    Hi-ho and jolly-o
    A plundering we will go.


    Arr!
     
  18. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    [face_laugh]

    And jolly good quips they be too!
     
  19. Jobo

    Jobo Jedi Master star 5

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    Arr..
    Ye _jOBO
     
  20. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    Arrrrr not! :p
     
  21. Silmarillion

    Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yarrrr and if that's not enough for ye:


    A brave captain was commanding his ship when suddenly the man in the crow's nest says, "A pirate ship coming!"

    The captain yells to his cabin boy, "Bring me my red shirt." He puts his red shirt on and they fight the pirates off.

    The cabin boy asks why this is. The captain says, "I wear my red shirt so that the men under my command will not see me bleed when I am wounded and will fight on for victory."

    So, the next day, another pirate ship appears and again the captain calls for his red shirt. They fight the pirates off and the cabin boy is very impressed with the captain's strategy.

    This happens again a couple of times and then one day the crow's nest man shouts, "Captain! Twelve pirate ships approaching."

    The captain yells, "Bring me my brown pants!"

     
  22. Jobo

    Jobo Jedi Master star 5

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    HARRRRRRR!!!
    Ye _jOBO
     
  23. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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  24. Silmarillion

    Silmarillion Manager Emerita/Ex RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I be going out to sink my teeth into some meat, lads.
     
  25. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    Avast ye scoundrels, I return from plundering booty...

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