These 3 surgeons from Texas went hunting 1 weekend. That night they got drunk and began bragging about their accomplishments. The 1st doctor said that a singer ripped all her vocal cords and he stiched them back and 2 yrs later she had sung the national anthem at the Super Bowl. The 2nd surgeon claimed that a man had amputated his arms and legs, but he stiched him back and 3 yrs later the guy had won a gold medal in the olympics. The last doctor said that ain't nothin, one time this Vietnam Vet got stoned and had plowed his horse and himself head first into a train. All they brought from the wreck was the horses ass and some Medals of Honor. And 5 yrs later he ran against Bush for President of the United States.