Yet Another Star Wars Game to Play... STAR WARPS

The Solos (The Simpsons)

A cartoon about a crazy family, all with riduculous overbites and yellow skin. The father, Han, is a drunken lazy man that works for the local nuclear power-plant. The wife, Leia, is a stay-at-home mom trying to raise her three children, and make sure the pets do not get into trouble on their own. The eldest son, Jacen, is a little troublemaker, constantly harassing the school principle, and causing damage in his alter-persona "El Jaco". The eldest daughter, Jaina, is the brains of the family, knowing everything, and getting straight A's in everything. The baby, Anakin, doesn't talk, and has an affinity to shoot the evil Mr. Palpatine. The Solos live on a planet named Coruscant, and the rest of the planet makes regular appearances on the show.

What about the pets names? Chewie's Little Helper, and the cat Wicket II?

Anybody seen that episode of Starfield (Seinfeld)? You know, the "Yoda, Yoda, Yoda..." episode.

How the episode with the Soup Sith? "guuuuuu shhhhhhhhh No soup for you!!"

I was never much of a seinfeld watcher... I am having trouble coming up with a Star Warps.. but still working on it.

You mean you've never watched "Starfield"? The sit-com starring Jerry Starfield, his sometimes-girlfriend Princess Elaine, his buddy George Costansith, and his next door neighbor Jar-Jar Kramer.

indeed I have missed it..

I am working on a commercial jingle currently though..

"Gonna wash that Sith right outta my hair"

How about that old Texaco commercial?

"You'd better take your car to the man who owns the Death Star"...

WILLY WAMPA AND THE CHOKLIT FACTORY

Five human children win admission to the world-famous Willy Wampa Choklit Factory where they learn firsthand exactly what Willy Wampa uses for ingrediants in all of the candies and treats he makes.



HEAVY HINT: Think "Soylant Green".
For those who never saw the movie,"SOYLANT GREEN IS PEOPLE!".

"THE STAR WARS BUNCH" theme song (The Brady Bunch)

Here's the story of a lovely Jedi
Who was mentoring three padawan girls.
All of them were Force-sensative, like their Master,
So sweet they'll make you hurl.

Here's the story of the Sith Lord Brae-Dee,
Who had three Sith apprentice of his own.
They were four Siths living all together,
Their hearts were hard as stone.

'Til the one day when the Jedi met the Sith Lord,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch,
That together they could spawn a multi-billion dollar empire of media and merchandise,
That's the reason they became the STAR WARS bunch.

The STAR WARS bunch,
The STAR WARS bunch.
That's the reason they became the STAR WARS bunch.

ROTFLMAO



you kill me Jack

Oooooops...that was supposed to be all laughs...I used the wrong mark up code

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Well, it's time for another song. For those of you who haven't figured it out yet, I am the result of being raised on nothing but MONTY PYTHON and MAD magazine. This isn't insanity, it is sheer MADness.
Anyway, I don't have the lyrics yet, just the chorus. Can you guess the title of the original song my parody is based on?

the chorus:
Or-Der Six-Ty Six
It's fun to troop as a K...L...O...N.
C'mon, and troop as a K...L...O...N.
You can kill all the Jedi that you ever were with,
You can learn how to serve the Sith.
C'mon, and troop as a K...L...O...N.
It's fun to troop as a K...L...O...N.
If you notice our spelling doesn't seem quite right,
'Cause we're clones we're not very bright!

Anyway, I'll let you know if I think of anything else to add to this...

Ummm, YMCA??

Okay, after listening to the song again, I see it now ...good job Mr. Wookiee!

Trying to get on Frankie's list again I see, I guess you are safe. Someone once said....

"It's unwise to upset a wookie"

YODA GUMP

Story of the little green guy growing up( )in the South

"Run, Yoda, run!"
"Life, a box of chocolates, is like."
"Stupid is as stupid does. There is no try."

I had missed this post until now!! This is truly classic and well worth passing on in emails great parody!

Thanks for reminding to look at this Jack...........I think I need to change my boxers now.....