yoda a different color: One Year and 75,347 Posts of CRacked-out Lunacy Later...

yoda a different color: One Year & 75,347 Posts of CRacked-out Lunacy Later...



~~~A DRUNKEN MESSAGE FROM THE CHANCELLOR'S HAMMOCK~~~


"This thread will die a natural death, Sithdos - just like all the other joke threads. It's already running out of steam. The followers of the Blue Yoda seem to have deserted the place. Perhaps the truth was too much for them to stand. A mass suicide? It's how most cults end..." - posted by The_Nameless_One a mere 18 hours after Chewycharmy made his first prophetic post...


Hello, friends. [face_smile]

I may be currently locked-away in the Big Brother House, but you KNOW that wasn't gonna stop me from saying somethin' on the most momumental of days....our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. What can I say? We've come a LONG ways in the last year. It truly is amazing. And it really has made sense.... Green and Green...CRack and CRAck...Monkey and Monkey...Simmons and Simmons.

From our rogue days in the battle-scarred war zone of wild theories, bashing from non-believers, and unabashed insanity that was known simply as "yoda a different color" to now, the BYS can be defined stupidly in one word: O( )O. JUst think about it for a second...This is a serious post...don't knock my input.

You know, looking back and reading that quote I posted at the beginning of this stupid thing really makes me chuckle and smile. That post was made when we weren't even a day old. JUst think about that. Less than a day and he was making that wild prediction...and he COULDN'T have been more incorrect. The BYS train hasn't slown-up one bit and it's been an entire year. How ****ed-up is that? I'll tell you how: VERY. It doesn't make sense at all that we're still here...but yet it does. It's mildy erotic, I tells ya...

And with that said, let's get this historical thread-a-rollin'. Here's to another year of lunacy, drunkness, and nakedness in the Tequila Pool. Here's to another year of theories, haikus, and dumbass stories. And most importantly, here's to another year of good friends and good times. LET'S WAVE THAT BLUE FLAG HIGH!!!


//raises Pabst in salute//


ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!!


Moronically spewed by...

Leonard_Shelby
BYS Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant For Life



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One year ago, in a forum far far away........

THE ENTIRE PROPHECY

CHEWYCHARMY

5/13/02 10:27pm
ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply

5/13/02 11:38pm
You guys are morons, Its a light saber, i was being sarcastic, if you saw the hidden meaning in my reply you might have picked up on what i said. Think about it LIGHT! ring a bell, its the opposite of dark. ThE DARK SIDE. yoda will turn blue i assure you, my question is, how did he turn green again?? Charmy

5/14/02 9:43am
you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in?? End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. chewycharmy

5/14/02 11:34am
Its amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed. Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall. That stick saved yodas life, thats why

 

monkey

 

tl, dr.

UKS

 

ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!!!!

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Well, glad I am to see this anniversary thread. I was begining to go through withdrawl.

AHBY! and Hooray to one year of dumbness, lunacy and stupidity!

 

Padawan915's special 5,000th post.

Well I've been on the boards now for seven months, and a BYSer for about
five months now. The people I have met here have been some of the funniest,
down-to-earth, real people I've ever known. You're all like family to me and
I just wanna say some kind words about each of you crazy nutsos.

Sara: You've been one of the coolest girls I've ever gotten the
pleasure of meeting. Your randomness is disturbing at times. Thanks for
being a great master and a great friend.

Mike/GOA: Well what can I say about you buddy? You're one of the most
interesting dudes I've ever known, but you're definitely a great dude. The
Vader mask is disturbing at best, and if I ever see any variation of it
again, you frig, you will suffer.

TIE: My crazy friend. Keep teh blue faith and the blue **** close and
true. Your obsession with videogames and "Old Toby" keeps this place
interesting.

Space: You're an awesome guy, crazy and plenty of crank on your head,
but thank you so much for inviting me and the others out to Ohio for the
wedding. You keep me in constant hysterics with the Anthology and Pez
Theatre. You're the nicest guy out there that I've ever met from the
internet in the state of Ohio.

Lenny: If I ever met any more of a random person than you, I don't
know who they are. Honestly, but you've been an awesome bud for talking
LOTR, movies, icons and what not. Continue your great job as SC.

Salty: Truly hammer and a half. You helped me a lot in those first
days of mine, and I'll ever be thankful in helping me find all that
irrelevant stuff that I had to do for that ***** final.

Kitty: Keep those little kitties in check my friend. Your random
knowledge is interesting, and I just can't win at your movie quote game over
at ATS.

NP: Best of luck to you Marah at USC. I'm sure TIE will do a great
job in corrupting you.

Lurky: The hottie of the BYS, and you do a damn good job of it as
well. If we could all be like you, then this world would be scary. I'm out
in Chicago now, so hopefully we can meet up, and then I can brag in Mike's
face: "I met Becky first, nah nah nah"

Yorrick: A great man, not only for his crazy family line, but the
crap that he gives everyone. A constant true man of teh blue. Ohio kicked
shaak butt!

Zaxxon: Without a doubt, you proved you are a true BYSer. Your tasks
were great, and I couldn't be any more proud of your work. Your pictures are
the funniest I think I've ever seen, not gonna lie.

And to everyone else: Wenley, James, Nomis, Krystal, Envy, Falcon, W2NC,
Anima, Bane420, Sy, Adam B, cbjedi, JMM, zeek, YVW, lifesabre,...thanks
you guys for making my first 5,000 posts a crazy 5,000 posts. And thanks to
all of the HC for welcoming me in with open arms.


Story Time:

I shall tell you the tale of Dirty Sanchez. Historians will call me a liar,
but I am a liar, so it really doesn't matter now? The beginning of Dirty
Sanchez was in 1975 when we was born in Puerto Rico to a llama and Vladmir
Guerrero's half-sister. His life was full of joy and happiness, where he
would wear his hat to all events and put tequila and rum in it to make
people happy. However, he was on a cruise with his uncle, Yogi Bear, when
his ship was set offsail,and he landed on a island full of crackas. There
they raised him for the next year, grooming him to become the next Lawrence
Taylor. But, at age 10, he was a major alcoholic. He would put down a bottle
of tequila a night, and then proceed to walk around this island and say, "My
sanchez is soooo dirrty, like Christina Aguilera after last night." The
local population told him, you gotta control this Dirty, or else we will be
forced to make you sit at a Kelly Clarkson concert on loop.

So Sanchez left the island, and set sail to Isle of Man, where he settled
there and continued his alcohol habits. However, he then picked up an "Old

 

Well Allright!!!!! I been waiting here in the evil red Beru that is work for this baby to open up!!!!

All Hail Blue Yoda!

Let get this Party Started!!!!....

 

My friends I am here. Happy Birthday and Anninversary for all of us! Woohoo! What a sweet celebration day this will be... good work Tie, excellent as always... and I'll throw a note to my mom that she is now an honorary member. *wink* Thanks.

ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!

 

wOW, ONE HOLE YEAR!1



i LOVE BLUE YODA!

 

The Society is not a Society, but a society in a society, COMMENCE!!!!








ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!

 

YAYYYYYY!

First Page!

I only have one thing to say.



































Crack.

 

Begun, the BYS One Year Anniversary Thread, has

Congrats to Everyone!

Good job to TIE and Lenny

Space - Excellent redo of the video, much better then mine!

Zax - Thanks for the loan of the pics, you can see the results in my Morph movie

Pada - I was waiting for your story - very

Let's continue the maddness people

 

okay, so who is who in the Spacemonkey wedding movie?

I figure the short little guy on the end has to be Mike without the helmet.

 

left to right

Mike, Sara, Herb, Shawn

 

Thank you all for your patience, we were having alot of technical problems with that post.

I'd like to thank Lenny, Zaxxon, Falcon, Space and Salt for your contributions to the opening post.

Happy anniversary to everyone!!!

ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!!

 

P915...I hate you...you brought me here...and you could not even thank me for part of your 5000th post?









































Yeah, new home.

AHBY

 

yes, we thought it would be funny to arrange our selves from shortest to tallest....poor Mike, i think Sara could have taken her shoes off and still been taller.

 

All Hail Blue Yoda!

 

$$%$%$##3@@@#@#@!!!!@##@1** *(*&&&* &&*&^^!!!

One Year? I thought you blue people were dead?

 

Excellent work on the New Year Post. Lots of informative stuff and a good summary. Kudos to all.

 

Our One Year Anniversary 5-7-5 (Haiku)

Our first year of Blue
For those who hold these words true:
All Hail Blue Yoda!



EDIT: Congrats on 5grand P915

 

First page!

This is a darn good thread title, and that's the most complete BYS history I've ever read.

Good stuff!


AHBY!


Rick McCallum loves you!

 

WHO THE **** PUT ME ON EMERITUS???!!!!!




AHBY!!!




P.S. - Can't open Space's wedding thing.

 

Same here...looks like I can not view the wedding...

 

I was a member back in the AOTC thread, you might not remember me, good times. I only have 3 things to say, good luck guys, pass the pabst, *******.

edit// yeah, I actually went to home depot to get paint, asked the guy if he knew a mike hanna and he gave me this weird look...