Yoda and Maz love story

Yoda could always say "Size matters not..."

(Ducks out of this thread.)

 

I would like to see such a romance.

 

I can imagine Yod' and Maz going in for the kiss, but then Yoda starts making his Miss Piggy aauughhh noises, and Maz Backs away "Sorry, I can't do it and keep a straight face."

 

That would be a very short movie.

 

Poor Yaddle will be heartbroken

 

(Not perfect. The best I could find.)

 

Haha. Can somebody put those two GIFS together into one?

 

She's the Nimue to Yoda's Merlin.

As an independent pirate, she probably was more Catwoman-ish to Yoda's stoic Batman.

 

I wonder if she really accept size matters not. It's how you use it. And height has no correlation with your size when it's fully extended. His green saber looked normal to me.

 

How bad am I, that the first thing I thought of after reading this is to say:

"Remember, she can remove her glasses if she wanted to."

 

No words I have.

 

Like sand, I do not.

Haunted by the kiss you never should have given me, I am.

 

Maz: "You like me because I'm a pirate. There aren't enough pirates in your life."
Yoda: "Nice women, happen to I like."
Maz: "I'm nice women."
Yoda: "Not, you are....."

Maz: "Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"