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Lit Yoda: Dark Rendezvous

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Skywalker8921, Jun 9, 2013.

  1. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    [face_nail_biting] I scared.
     
  2. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I use Ventress images as inspiration for my workouts. What's scary?
     
  3. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    A staged reading needs to happen!
     
  4. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    I hope you use pre-TCW images of Ventress. TCW Ventress is...well, if I saw someone that thin in real life I'd recommend a doctor.
     
  5. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    This isn't the pre-TCW one you're referring to, is it? :p

    [​IMG]
     
  6. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Holy ****, who drew Ventress with saggy boobs? :eek:

    Nah, here's my fitness inspiration here:

    [​IMG]

    And

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Loving Tyrant of SWTV, Lit, & Collecting star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Such profound logic!

    And IDK what the **** is going on with this thread, but please continue. I'll throw my full support behind Chewie89's exciting mission to buy and read this book.
     
  8. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    No. No it isn't.

    I'm sorry, but she looks entirely too thin around the waist, like she might break in half is someone looked at her wrong. There she looks wider, but as you can see later in the movie, it's just the bulk of her skirt and belt.
     
  9. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    Is this gonna turn into the new Cad Bane thread? It's getting progressively sillier...
     
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  10. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    You misspelled "more awesome."
     
  11. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    If a guy had posted those he'd be banned. :p
     
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  12. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    I'd say that raises a more important question...Smutty Asajj Ventress sketches do they contradict the EU
     
  13. Chewbacca89

    Chewbacca89 Jedi Master star 5

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    Most intriguing...
     
  14. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    Unfortunate thing is, they're legit concept art. [face_plain]
     
  15. Chewbacca89

    Chewbacca89 Jedi Master star 5

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    *begins practicing talking like Count Dooku*
     
  16. Sable_Hart

    Sable_Hart Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Dooku's edgy, vaguely aroused expression is priceless. He's either realizing that Ventress's lightsaber is way too close to his neck or something is rising in the Count's trousers.

    "Something... sinister."
     
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  17. Chewbacca89

    Chewbacca89 Jedi Master star 5

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  18. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    How is it that I'm more tired of that joke now than I was when the thread was open.
     
  19. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Edgy? To me he looks a little freaked out. "I sense something in my pants...a presence I have not felt since..."
     
  20. Sable_Hart

    Sable_Hart Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    "...Master!"
     
  21. Chewbacca89

    Chewbacca89 Jedi Master star 5

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    There seems to be no support for the youtube dramatic reading...
     
  22. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oh, god. This was your fault?
     
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  23. Chewbacca89

    Chewbacca89 Jedi Master star 5

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    The thread was locked! What the kriff?!
     
  24. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    The mods aren't big on board members asking for money. They're weird like that.

    Allow me to translate Coffee's earlier post for you:

     
  25. _Catherine_

    _Catherine_ Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Used copies on Amazon go for $4, including shipping. Who knew people would be willing to let a ten-year-old paperback novel go for so cheap?
     
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