From the MTV movie awards: LOS ANGELES (AP) -- You don't have to exist to get an MTV Movie Award. Saturday's irreverent ceremony at the Shrine Auditorium honored the little green Jedi, Yoda, for best fight scene from "Star Wars: Episode II?Attack of the Clones," while the raspy creep Gollum from "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" won for "virtual performance" and for best on screen team for its performance alongside human co-stars Elijah Wood and Sean Astin. Yoda appeared on a giant screen to accept the honor and spoke in his signature circuitous manner. "Hmmm ... grateful am I to this award receive. To win, I did not expect," he said. "Promise myself cry I would not." He went on to thank supporters ranging from "Star Wars" creator George Lucas to Wookie Chewbacca, Vin Diesel, space monster Greedo and actor Steve Guttenberg. The computer-animated Yoda became angry when music played him off the stage. After the virtual performance award went to Gollum, actor Andy Serkis ? who voiced the character and performed the movements for its computer animation ? appeared on screen to thank the filmmaker and special effects crew for their work in bringing the monster to life. Then, the emaciated Gollum clamored over to snatch the trophy from Serkis' hands. "You're a liar and a thief," Gollum hissed. "It's mine!" Gollum went on to deliver an expletive-filled tirade against the filmmakers, actors, MTV and audience, while Serkis stood by looking embarrassed. At least a little bit of recognition for LCL!