Yoda & Obi-Wan never told me this would happen...

Discussion in 'South Bend, IN' started by WOBDZ, Apr 26, 2005.

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  1. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    Ever thought to yourself "Hmmph, didn't know THAT would happen..."

    How about a new thread with meaningFUL dribble about life's little lessons learned the hard way.

    I'll start...

    Never write anything down that you wouldn't want your mom to read.
  2. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    Never hide stuff from your parents between your matress, under your pillow, or in your drawers.
  3. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    Don't chuckle at funny looking people at a convention, they may be someone famous
  4. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    Posting on a board for the name game, always learn the rules ahead of time.
  5. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    It really is "A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL"
  6. ToneLoc Jedi Master

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    Always carry a fresh pair of underware in your wallet.

  7. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    good point TL,

    I've always tried to remember to pack extra outfits for the boys "just in case" and never remember to pack extra for me "just in case... they get it on me"
  8. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    Never pee on an uphill, I never have and I have very dry feet
  9. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    Ebay can be very nerve-racking
  10. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    and costly after you finally have to pay up
  11. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    After 3 and 1/2 days of a 3 year-old whining and being very beligerant (don't know how to spell it), you develop quite a headache and this weird crick in your neck and you feel like your hands will tremble easily.
  12. Xmaveric Force Ghost

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    He who goes to bed with an itchy butt
    wakes up with a stinky finger
  13. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    He who doesn't wipe well, gets the itchy butt
  14. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    and I might add smells
  15. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    Codeine has a negative effect on some kids, and once you take them back off of it, they are really sweet again (Thank goodness!!!).

    The a process of elimination... it works everytime
  16. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    Oh yes, Codeine, the anti-happy pill for kids
  17. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    Careful what you wish for...

    when one wishes for squirrels around their yard, they may nest in your grill.
  18. ToneLoc Jedi Master

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    Always put suntan lotion on before you go to Hawaii, or you will get burnt like a hot dog over a roaring camp fire.

  19. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    If you brag about an awesome chocolate cake, your husband will try TELLING you to make him a chocolate cake. So best bet is to just keep quiet about such things.
  20. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    McGriddles are my favorite
  21. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    bathrooms have a built in force that draws toddlers in from anywhere to explore the wonder of the bathroom, especially the trash and toilet.
  22. masterwu Jedi Padawan

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    never pee out 3rd story windows
  23. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    never walk under someone peeing out a thrid story window
  24. JediMasterDerek Jedi Master

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    (VIO - bad experience? :)

    Always look in the oven for items before turning it on.


    JMD
  25. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    "FISTS OF FURY" is a cure-all for kids
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