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Sth Bend, IN Yoda & Obi-Wan never told me this would happen...

Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by WOBDZ, Apr 26, 2005.

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  1. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    Ever thought to yourself "Hmmph, didn't know THAT would happen..."

    How about a new thread with meaningFUL dribble about life's little lessons learned the hard way.

    I'll start...

    Never write anything down that you wouldn't want your mom to read.
     
  2. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Never hide stuff from your parents between your matress, under your pillow, or in your drawers.
     
  3. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    Don't chuckle at funny looking people at a convention, they may be someone famous
     
  4. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Posting on a board for the name game, always learn the rules ahead of time.
     
  5. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    It really is "A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL"
     
  6. ToneLoc

    ToneLoc Jedi Master star 4

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    Always carry a fresh pair of underware in your wallet.

     
  7. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    good point TL,

    I've always tried to remember to pack extra outfits for the boys "just in case" and never remember to pack extra for me "just in case... they get it on me"
     
  8. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Never pee on an uphill, I never have and I have very dry feet
     
  9. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    Ebay can be very nerve-racking
     
  10. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    and costly after you finally have to pay up
     
  11. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    After 3 and 1/2 days of a 3 year-old whining and being very beligerant (don't know how to spell it), you develop quite a headache and this weird crick in your neck and you feel like your hands will tremble easily.
     
  12. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    He who goes to bed with an itchy butt
    wakes up with a stinky finger
     
  13. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    He who doesn't wipe well, gets the itchy butt
     
  14. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    and I might add smells
     
  15. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    Codeine has a negative effect on some kids, and once you take them back off of it, they are really sweet again (Thank goodness!!!).

    The a process of elimination... it works everytime
     
  16. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oh yes, Codeine, the anti-happy pill for kids
     
  17. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    Careful what you wish for...

    when one wishes for squirrels around their yard, they may nest in your grill.
     
  18. ToneLoc

    ToneLoc Jedi Master star 4

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    Always put suntan lotion on before you go to Hawaii, or you will get burnt like a hot dog over a roaring camp fire.

     
  19. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    If you brag about an awesome chocolate cake, your husband will try TELLING you to make him a chocolate cake. So best bet is to just keep quiet about such things.
     
  20. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    McGriddles are my favorite
     
  21. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    bathrooms have a built in force that draws toddlers in from anywhere to explore the wonder of the bathroom, especially the trash and toilet.
     
  22. masterwu

    masterwu Jedi Youngling

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    never pee out 3rd story windows
     
  23. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    never walk under someone peeing out a thrid story window
     
  24. JediMasterDerek

    JediMasterDerek Jedi Youngling star 3

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    (VIO - bad experience? :)

    Always look in the oven for items before turning it on.


    JMD
     
  25. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    "FISTS OF FURY" is a cure-all for kids
     
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