Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by WOBDZ, Apr 26, 2005.
JMD...never peed on, but started small kitchen fire without looking
WOBDZ....fist of fury cures all
It's easy to be a good host when one person brings pizza and another brings dessert, lol. (Thank you to everyone)
Never step on a crack or break your mommas back
If a 1-year-old stands up on a lego table and falls, then a minute later he'll stand back up on the lego table. If he falls again, then he'll get the concept... for a little while at least. It doesn't teach him not to stand on the lego table, it only teaches him not to stand on the lego table TODAY.
Posting at midnight on a Saturday will give you ownership of the right side
Saturday night around midnight is also a peaceful time to watch Smallville episodes... especially if Mother's Day is the next day and you get to sleep in
Besides midnight, 8:00 in the morning also allows you to own the right side
They never told me about the possibility of having toe jam. Its very uncomfortable and I suggest that everyone go sockless.
Toejam usually is when you don't clean between your toes, usually not painful, sure it's not jungle rot.
I think what the Doc is trying to say is...
Socks are okay, as long as you bathe
At least once a week is good for everyone
If you don't change the oil in your car, it will get very angry at you.
Nobody ever convinced me that I could have high cholesterol before the age of 30. (A lot tried, though)
when a 1-year-old learns to climb up onto the couch he gets into a lot of trouble
Not near as much as his 3y/o brother who is punished daily for such an offense
yea but remember I have the 3y/o also doing it... teaching the 1y/o, lol
so I put him in the sunroom to play, and he climbs on the lego table and car mountain (thanks TL)and STANDS UP
Its amazing how quickly the real little ones learn from the little ones
and scary too
well, I'll be back later, my connection is acting up and I need to fix lunch... but naptime, whoa-nelly, hold on, lol
Yeah I must go too, see you this afternoon in
if you put a 1y/o in a play pen, it cures any couch climbing issues temporarily
Then you have play pen climbing issues
He can't climb out of it yet (lucky for me).
I didn't put him in it yesterday, but this morning...
Actually it seems to have a (blood curdling) screaming fit effect on him. BDZ seemed happy to be going to work and wished me luck.
it is possible to spend over $20 at burger king on just 2 value meals and 2 kids meals... I still don't understand how, but it's happened
Sounds like a lotta value in those value meals, lol
WOW!!! If you make a little "chore chart" for your kid, they get RRRREEEEAAAALLLLLLYYYY excited about picking up all of their toys and helping! I can't believe it was this easy... or it could just be that it's Friday the 13th and he'll never be this enthused about chores again.