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Sth Bend, IN Yoda & Obi-Wan never told me this would happen...

Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by WOBDZ, Apr 26, 2005.

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  1. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    JMD...never peed on, but started small kitchen fire without looking

    WOBDZ....fist of fury cures all
     
  2. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    It's easy to be a good host when one person brings pizza and another brings dessert, lol. (Thank you to everyone)
     
  3. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Never step on a crack or break your mommas back
     
  4. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    If a 1-year-old stands up on a lego table and falls, then a minute later he'll stand back up on the lego table. If he falls again, then he'll get the concept... for a little while at least. It doesn't teach him not to stand on the lego table, it only teaches him not to stand on the lego table TODAY.
     
  5. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Posting at midnight on a Saturday will give you ownership of the right side
     
  6. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    Saturday night around midnight is also a peaceful time to watch Smallville episodes... especially if Mother's Day is the next day and you get to sleep in :)
     
  7. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Besides midnight, 8:00 in the morning also allows you to own the right side
     
  8. ToneLoc

    ToneLoc Jedi Master star 4

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    They never told me about the possibility of having toe jam. Its very uncomfortable and I suggest that everyone go sockless.

     
  9. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Toejam usually is when you don't clean between your toes, usually not painful, sure it's not jungle rot.
     
  10. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    I think what the Doc is trying to say is...

    Socks are okay, as long as you bathe
     
  11. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    At least once a week is good for everyone

     
  12. JediMasterDerek

    JediMasterDerek Jedi Youngling star 3

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    If you don't change the oil in your car, it will get very angry at you.
     
  13. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    Nobody ever convinced me that I could have high cholesterol before the age of 30. (A lot tried, though)
     
  14. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    when a 1-year-old learns to climb up onto the couch he gets into a lot of trouble
     
  15. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Not near as much as his 3y/o brother who is punished daily for such an offense
     
  16. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    yea but remember I have the 3y/o also doing it... teaching the 1y/o, lol
    so I put him in the sunroom to play, and he climbs on the lego table and car mountain (thanks TL)and STANDS UP
     
  17. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Its amazing how quickly the real little ones learn from the little ones
     
  18. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    and scary too


    well, I'll be back later, my connection is acting up and I need to fix lunch... but naptime, whoa-nelly, hold on, lol
     
  19. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yeah I must go too, see you this afternoon in

    "POST WARS"
     
  20. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    if you put a 1y/o in a play pen, it cures any couch climbing issues temporarily
     
  21. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Then you have play pen climbing issues
     
  22. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    He can't climb out of it yet (lucky for me).
    I didn't put him in it yesterday, but this morning...
    Actually it seems to have a (blood curdling) screaming fit effect on him. BDZ seemed happy to be going to work and wished me luck.
     
  23. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    it is possible to spend over $20 at burger king on just 2 value meals and 2 kids meals... I still don't understand how, but it's happened
     
  24. vaderisone

    vaderisone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sounds like a lotta value in those value meals, lol
     
  25. WOBDZ

    WOBDZ Jedi Master star 4

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    WOW!!! If you make a little "chore chart" for your kid, they get RRRREEEEAAAALLLLLLYYYY excited about picking up all of their toys and helping! I can't believe it was this easy... or it could just be that it's Friday the 13th and he'll never be this enthused about chores again.
     
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