Yoda & Obi-Wan never told me this would happen...

Discussion in 'South Bend, IN' started by WOBDZ, Apr 26, 2005.

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  1. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    JMD...never peed on, but started small kitchen fire without looking

    WOBDZ....fist of fury cures all
  2. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    It's easy to be a good host when one person brings pizza and another brings dessert, lol. (Thank you to everyone)
  3. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    Never step on a crack or break your mommas back
  4. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    If a 1-year-old stands up on a lego table and falls, then a minute later he'll stand back up on the lego table. If he falls again, then he'll get the concept... for a little while at least. It doesn't teach him not to stand on the lego table, it only teaches him not to stand on the lego table TODAY.
  5. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    Posting at midnight on a Saturday will give you ownership of the right side
  6. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    Saturday night around midnight is also a peaceful time to watch Smallville episodes... especially if Mother's Day is the next day and you get to sleep in :)
  7. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    Besides midnight, 8:00 in the morning also allows you to own the right side
  8. ToneLoc Jedi Master

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    They never told me about the possibility of having toe jam. Its very uncomfortable and I suggest that everyone go sockless.

  9. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    Toejam usually is when you don't clean between your toes, usually not painful, sure it's not jungle rot.
  10. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    I think what the Doc is trying to say is...

    Socks are okay, as long as you bathe
  11. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    At least once a week is good for everyone

  12. JediMasterDerek Jedi Master

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    If you don't change the oil in your car, it will get very angry at you.
  13. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    Nobody ever convinced me that I could have high cholesterol before the age of 30. (A lot tried, though)
  14. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    when a 1-year-old learns to climb up onto the couch he gets into a lot of trouble
  15. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    Not near as much as his 3y/o brother who is punished daily for such an offense
  16. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    yea but remember I have the 3y/o also doing it... teaching the 1y/o, lol
    so I put him in the sunroom to play, and he climbs on the lego table and car mountain (thanks TL)and STANDS UP
  17. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    Its amazing how quickly the real little ones learn from the little ones
  18. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    and scary too


    well, I'll be back later, my connection is acting up and I need to fix lunch... but naptime, whoa-nelly, hold on, lol
  19. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    Yeah I must go too, see you this afternoon in

    "POST WARS"
  20. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    if you put a 1y/o in a play pen, it cures any couch climbing issues temporarily
  21. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    Then you have play pen climbing issues
  22. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    He can't climb out of it yet (lucky for me).
    I didn't put him in it yesterday, but this morning...
    Actually it seems to have a (blood curdling) screaming fit effect on him. BDZ seemed happy to be going to work and wished me luck.
  23. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    it is possible to spend over $20 at burger king on just 2 value meals and 2 kids meals... I still don't understand how, but it's happened
  24. vaderisone Jedi Master

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    Sounds like a lotta value in those value meals, lol
  25. WOBDZ Force Ghost

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    WOW!!! If you make a little "chore chart" for your kid, they get RRRREEEEAAAALLLLLLYYYY excited about picking up all of their toys and helping! I can't believe it was this easy... or it could just be that it's Friday the 13th and he'll never be this enthused about chores again.
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