Yoda - The AotC Ric Olie?

Too Dooku: "The dark side I sense in you."

Gee, you think? The guy leaves the Jedi, spearheads an anti-government alliance with ne'er-do-wells like the Trade Federation (who have previously tried to assassinate Jedi ambassadors), deals with bounty hunters, lies about dealing with bounty hunters, aids in assassination plots, and is partially responsible for having two Jedi (one of which was a survivor of the Trade Federation execution plot) and a senator (who twice survived Trade Federation-backed assassination plots) executed gladiator-style.

 

Yoda is but a mere Padawan in comparison to the Master that is Ric "Blindingly Obvious" Olie.

Now, see, Ric would've opened the dialogue with "Hey! You're carrying a red lightsabre! That's the colour of Sith lightsabres! And, since you're carrying it, that must mean you're a Sith! Booooo!"

 

I miss Ric.

Imagine how pivotal his role would have been.

Ric: Oh no mace. We're surrounded by battle droids.

Wow, this is a factory for building battle droids.

Kamino's one big ocean.

George lucas created me.

Jar Jar is loud and scary.

Anakin is a padawan.

 

LoL

 

"You catch on pretty quick"

 

Hey, Dooku. Weren't you a Jedi?

Look! Droids!

I just noticed that Palpatine and Sidious have the same voice!

Coruscant's a big city!

Look! Sand!

She's dead!

Someone's getting angry!

Hay! You guys are flirting!

Look, sir! Clones!

Hey! That's the guy who killed that bounty hunter!

My, Ani. You've grown!

Hye look guys! Three vicious monsters! I think they're coming to kill us!

Look, M'lady! Your ship just blew up!

Dang! Tatooine is hot!

Cleigg. Have you noticed your leg is missing?

Did you notice how long those guys necks are?

Wow! Threepio got covering!

Look! Power couplings! Ow.



I can just imagine him being teh "Scooby-Doo" character of the trilogy. Tagging along with the heros and being pretty much useless. Also whenever he says anything, a laugh track will start up

Why did you guys think there was a fourth pillar in the arena? That must have origonally been ment for Ric.

 

Cleigg. Have you noticed your leg is missing?

 

That'd be great but, alas we'll miss the obviousness.