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~~~YodaJefffff's Great Firewall Appreciation Thread~~~~

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Qui Gon Jim23, Mar 5, 2004.

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  1. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    No subs for you, two weeks!
     
  2. Qui Gon Jim23

    Qui Gon Jim23 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Go for the wraps.
     
  3. JediJeffro

    JediJeffro Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Polly makes me giggle.
     
  4. YodaJeff

    YodaJeff Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    People are still talking to me on AIM. My firewall must be broken. :(
     
  5. Jobo

    Jobo Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    So two firewalls are sitting in an oven, and one firewall says to the other, "Boy it's hot in here!" And the other say, "Yeah I know."
    _jOBO
     
  6. FateNaberrie

    FateNaberrie Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    So two firewalls are sitting in an oven, and one firewall says to the other, "Boy it's hot in here!" And the other say, "Yeah I know."
    _jOBO



    wrong

    So two firewalls are sitting in an oven, and one firewall says to the other, "Boy it's hot in here!" And the other says, "OH MY GOD A talking firewall!"
     
  7. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    I tried installing a firewall, but my house burned down. :(
     
  8. Qui Gon Jim23

    Qui Gon Jim23 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The fire's supposed to go on the ouside.
     
  9. Dark Lady Mara

    Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Good work. That made Jim's house burn down instead.
     
  10. Whitey

    Whitey Jedi Master star 6

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    I have a firewall, but all it does is make me sweat a lot and protect me from the occasional mosquito. :(

    Edit: I forgot this was on page two. Never good to up a thread that's run it's course. :(
     
  11. Darth_Ignant

    Darth_Ignant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    "So two firewalls are sitting in an oven, and one firewall says to the other, "Boy it's hot in here!" And the other says, "OH MY GOD A talking firewall!" "

    Wrong.

    Two firewalls are sitting in the oven, and one firewall says to the other, "Are you worried about this mad cows disease, then?" And the other one says, "Doesn't bother me, I'm a chicken."
     
  12. FateNaberrie

    FateNaberrie Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Two firewalls are sitting in the oven, and one firewall says to the other, "Are you worried about this mad cows disease, then?" And the other one says, "Doesn't bother me, I'm a chicken."


    wrong.

    A firewall walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here!" the firewall says "Why not? I'm a fun guy! (fungi)"
     
  13. YodaJeff

    YodaJeff Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A firewall walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here!" the firewall says "Why not? I'm a fun guy! (fungi)"

    Wrong.

    Two firewalls were sitting in a dish. One was assaulted (a salted).
     
  14. legacyAccount

    legacyAccount Jedi Youngling

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    i'm sitting here reading this thread and laughing my cute little ass off.

    and my boyfriend's all "c-dawg. stop laughing at internet people!"

    some people have no sense of humor :(
     
  15. FateNaberrie

    FateNaberrie Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Your boyfriend and I had fun last night.
     
  16. YodaJeff

    YodaJeff Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I don't know what's funnier, that your boyfriend calls you "c-dawg", or that you are wasting time here instead of spending quality time with him.

    By the way, 259 days.
     
  17. Darth_Ignant

    Darth_Ignant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    It's funnier that he calls you c-dawg. Yous ee he thinks he's black, plus he calls you a dog. Dump him.

    And the last joke is wrong

    Two firewalls are in a life raft. Yadda yadda yadda, and the one firewall says to the other, "those aren't bouys!"
     
  18. legacyAccount

    legacyAccount Jedi Youngling

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    great jeffff. he asked me what happens in 259 days [face_plain]
     
  19. YodaJeff

    YodaJeff Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It's nothing to be ashamed of!
     
  20. Katya Jade

    Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yo! J-Dawg, P-Dawg...layoff C-Dawg, homies! Foshizzle.
     
  21. legacyAccount

    legacyAccount Jedi Youngling

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    awwww... k-dawg lubs me.
     
  22. New_York_Jedi

    New_York_Jedi Force Ghost star 6

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    Too much red. This place makes think of Christmas. Or communism.
     
  23. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Where's the person with the hammer-and-sickle icon?
     
  24. BarryBonds25

    BarryBonds25 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Tiger Woods: "Fo shizzle."
     
  25. ask-the-younglings

    ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Firewalls, pah!

    I like getting tons of unsolicited e-mail, and the idea of some gimp in a bedsit having access to all my personal details and knowing everything about my life is just... well, exciting! Viruses ring my bell, too

    Boo! I boo your firewall
     
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