Yodas Adventures!

With all of the Jedi staring..
Dooku: "I'm sorry to say Cowpokes, but the Dance is over.."
Palpatine: (over the intercom) "Tonight in the Senate, we are having a gigantic party! Everyone is invited!"

 

padame still naked started to do this lap dance in front of all the guys. it made them very horny to say the least and then aninikn came in and said what the F--- do you think your F---- doin to my hoe and b----.lets go padame you owe me one big banging.

 

Yoda drunk as hell and dressed as a cowboy, stumbled through the Coruscant streets alone, when suddenly..

 

..he ran into Bail Organa..
Yoda: (drunk) "Organa? What out doing here are you?" (burps)
Organa: (disturbed look) "Good god Yoda!! What happened to you?!"
Yoda: (drunk) "I ..love... you?" (stumbles to the ground)
.....

 

..Jango Fett zooming by, sees Yoda in trouble..
Jango: AWAY FOUL DEMON!! (take sout his flame thrower and barbeques Bail Organa)
Bail: AHHHH ****!!!!
Jango: Yoda?! You okay?! Okay what did you do to him?! (grabs at Bails suit)
Bail: OW! YOU BURNT ME YOU SICK *****r!!!

 

yoda takes out his saber and says "offened am i"BUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP.he starts hacking at jango when jango pulls his blasters out and says kiss my fat A--.he starts firing away when yoda...

 

..suddenly shoots out a bolt of lightning at Jango!

 

die you little womrat.I kill you.
then bobaba fett came and...

 

yelled Twist and Shout!!!
(Jango looked at his son remembering the old Beatles song)
Jango: (sings outloud like a mad man) Come on Come on Come on Now baby now!!
Yoda: (sings along) Come on Baby!!
Jango: (sings) Come on and work it on out!!
Yoda: Work it on out!
Jango: (sings) You know you look so good!!!
Boba+Yoda: (sings) Look so good!
Jango: (sings) You know you got me going now!!
(suddenly Coruscant becomes a huge party, everyone started to throw confetti and a huge marching band appeared..)

 

hi above a garbage man drops a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig heavy weight down frm the roof...

as the number ends YODA yels why the ***k are you b*****ds singng, im trying 2 slep and he pulls out his lightsaber and scratches his a** with it. he looks up and sees everyones gone and he is in the middle of a big shadow.

SPLAT!

Exit Yoda.

 

Just then Palpatine noticed Yodas dead corpse through the darkside..
Palpatine: Yea baby!! (talks on the phone) Thanks Mauly for dropping the big weight thingy on Yoda!!
Maul: (over the phone) HAHAHAH! Oh wait.. I gots another call.
Palpatine: Ok I'll hold
(Maul then clicked the button and on the other line was none other than...)

 

..Jar Jar Binks, who screeched aloud over the phone; "MAULY! I'M SO SMILEN TO TALK TO YOUSA!!!"...

 

Maul, realizing who it is, screeches at the top of his lungs, "HOLY ******* VAMPIRE COWS! Man where the hell have you been you **** head? Did you get my messages, I've been waiting to get with you again..."

"Me-sah getten-sah all-sah of-sah yousas 30 messages-sah, I-sah been-sah organizin-sah ou-sahs wedding-sah. We-sah promised-sah t-sah not-sah ****-sah again-sah til-sah we-sah are-sah married-sah..."

All you need is love!

 

Just then.. Mace Windu bursted through Mauls door..
Mace: JUST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO B****?!

 

"Your MAMA!" Maul shouted.

"YOUR TALKIN TO JAR JAR AGAIN MOTHER *******!? I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY ******* MOM ******* B******!"

All you need is love!

 

..then a huge fight started between Mace and Maul, then Jar Jar busted in Mauls house to save his Mauly.. so Jar Jar dove for Mace grabbing at his neck..

 

"MAMA! Get off of me!" Mace whined as Jar Jar bent his neck at an unnatural angle.

"You-sah bein a bad bad boy-sah! You no liken Mommy's fiance so you-sah bein attackin him? NO-SAH! Go-sah to you-sahs room!" Jar Jar said with a voice of authority...

All you need is love!

 

Yodas spirit appeared out of nowhere and force lifted them all up and flung all of them out of the Mauls window and they all plummeted to their deaths when suddenly....

 

...they were saved by Superman....

 

...Spirit Yoda yelled at the top of his lungs, "BLAST YOU SUPERMAN!!".....

 

While saving them, Superman died, because everyone knows that Yoda's made of kryptonite. Yoda begins to fall...

SH

 

Suddenly spirit qui gon came by in a speeder, zoomed down and saved spirit Yoda..
Yoda: What took you so long?!

 

QuiGon: oh you know Master.. I was busy with some Twileks!
Yoda: Twinkies did you say?!!
QuiGon: Twinkies?! WHERE?!.....

 

(UP! Come on people Help me out here!)

(suddenly a huge flying twinkie appears in front of them)
Yoda: THERE TWINKIE!! CHASE AFTER IT WE MUST!!!
QuiGon: I'l try spinning! Thats a good trick! (twirls the speeder around and around in circles)............

 

.......they crashed right into Dex's diner...
SpiritQuiGon: Hey there Dex!
Dex: Ah! Two spirit jedis! One moment!......