So CO Yoda's Advice Column

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Jyro-Kyrn, Aug 28, 2003.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Moderators: DieWompRatDie, Grimby
  1. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2002
    star 4
    [yoda voice]Advice you seek, mmmmm, yes, yes. Wise you are to seek counsel. Help you I can. Troubling you, something is. Matters of the heart. Affairs of the pocketbook. At pod racing, lost your slave, you did. Help you, Yoda can. Of me, inquire...[/yoda voice]

    [Ask away! Be warned. Yoda's answers apply to a totally different galaxy, far, far away. Yoda, and for that matter, anyone else anywhere on these boards, cannot be held responsible for any advice you receive here or for what you do with it. Some of it is quotes. Some of it is made up. Some of it comes from a magic 8 ball at work! :D But it should be fun. Oh, and don't ask anything you don't want spread all the way to the outer rim!]
  2. Na-gong Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 2, 2003
    Tell me Yoda, how can I keep my whites white while keeping my colors vibrant?
  3. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2002
    star 4
    [yoda]
    Well knows, Yoda, the problems of fade. 800 years keep your tunic looking this good!

    Solution? Allow not a Besalisk your laundry to do. Better suited to cooking, they are.
    [/yoda]
  4. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 28, 2003
    star 4
    yoda how come i am so totaly awesome?
  5. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2002
    star 4
    [yoda]
    Clouded your vision is. 14 years not make one awesome. Much time required for that.
    [waves hand]At home, rethink your life, you should.
    [/yoda]
  6. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jun 23, 2000
    star 6
    Mr Yoda... why do I have a strong urge to have people watch the Star Wars Holiday special without informing them of what a life changing thing it could be?
  7. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2002
    star 4
    [yoda]
    Poorly choosen, your icon is. Midichlorians, a long neck rarely travel. Your constant companion poor judgement is. Holiday special, the Dark Site it is. My agent, I must speak to.
    [/yoda]
  8. Na-gong Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 2, 2003
    Tell me, Yoda, is it wrong to take steroids or other Force-altering substances to improve my Midichlorian count?
  9. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 28, 2003
    star 4
    tell me yoda. how the heck did you know i am 14?
  10. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jun 23, 2000
    star 6
    Jar-Jar could answer that one... it says it in your profile ;)
  11. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2002
    star 4
    [yoda]
    Na-gong, strange your name is. And cheated, the Force cannot be. Path to the dark-side, Force-altering drugs are. Spanked, you should be.

    MoD, great source of wisdom, profiles, are. Knows this well, JGoC.
    [/yoda]
  12. Na-gong Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 2, 2003
    So I'm doomed to be a Forceless wannabe for life? I dunno, Yoda, that kind of attitude can turn a guy to the dark side...
  13. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2002
    star 4
    [yoda]
    Midichlorians you have, or have not. There is no add.
    A weakling, dark or light. Of no concern is it to me. Whip your forceless backside I always will.
    [/yoda]
    :D
  14. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 28, 2003
    star 4
    yoda would you happen to know if i ma force sensitive.
  15. Na-gong Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 2, 2003
    If you're so great, Yoda, then why can't you shoot lightning from your fingers like Dooku and Vader?
  16. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2002
    star 4
    [yoda]
    MoD - Difficult to see through, the Internet is. Meet you in person I must, to answer you.

    Na-gong - When next we meet, I'll fry your feet! Coruscant exists not, because you have not been there? Dangerous fingers, have I.
    [/yoda]
  17. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 28, 2003
    star 4
    what do i do if i cant go to this meeting on saturday?
  18. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2002
    star 4
    [yoda]
    Let go of your anger.

    There is no emotion, there is peace
    There is no ignorance, there is knowledge
    There is no passion, there is serenity
    There is no death, there is the Force

    If there is no meeting, there is next time.
    [/yoda]
  19. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 28, 2003
    star 4
    i heard someone say the meeting after this one is in a public place is this true?(if so that means i can probably go(it increases the chances))
  20. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2002
    star 4
    [yoda]
    Always in motion, the future is.
    [/yoda]
  21. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 28, 2003
    star 4
    yoda why does it say that JD is watching me?
  22. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jun 23, 2000
    star 6
    And now I am watching you too.. [face_devil]
  23. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 28, 2003
    star 4
    what does watching someone do though? thats really what i want to know.
  24. Na-gong Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 2, 2003
    Let's see now, the dark side isn't stonger, but it is quicker and easier, according to you, Yoda. It sounds like the dark side is more efficient. What do you say to that?
  25. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 26, 2002
    star 4
    [yoda]
    No. Wisdom of the Magic 8 Ball one should never question.
    [/yoda]
Moderators: DieWompRatDie, Grimby
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.