So CO Yoda's Advice Column

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  1. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Tried to shake me up, Na-gong did. How feels failure to you, mmmmmm?
    [/yoda]
  2. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Quiet, it has been. Bored, Yoda is.
    [/yoda]
  3. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

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    why must yoda use a magic 8 ball. should he not have the almighty wisdom in his head?
  4. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Limited by experience, wisdom is. Power of the Force controls little plastic thingy in Magic 8 ball.
    [/yoda]
  5. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

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    that explains a whole lot
  6. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Bored Yoda has been. No questions have you? Think all the answers know you? Wrong you are. My advice, need you.
    [/yoda]
  7. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

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    o great yoda, what is the meaning of life?
  8. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Read more, you should. 42, meaning of life is.
    [/yoda]
  9. Na-gong Jedi Knight

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    Actually, 42 was the answer to Life the Universe, and Everything...not the meaning of Life.

    According to Charlie Brown (as quoted in the musical 'Snoopy'), "The meaning of life is to go back to bed and hope that tomorrow is a better day."
  10. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Focus not, the Jedi, on technicalities.
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  11. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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    You are willing to trust a manic depressant like charlie brown.
  12. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

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    we all are. he always has the good answers for everything that we incredibly lazy people and layed back people like to do.
  13. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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    I dont think I agree with you. Charlie Brown is a self destructive,has low self esteem, is gullable,and introvert, plus he has the same amount of hair as homer simpson and he is what, 9 yrs old.

    [image=http://www.poster.net/peanuts/peanuts-charlie-brown-4001222.jpg]

    [image=http://www.mannlich-rs.de/wpf01a/rehberg/homer.gif]
  14. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

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    he is always safe and that makes him seem very depressed all the time. he is very catious about what he does and when he does it. he may have low self esteem but that doesn't mean we cant trust him. and the hair has absolutly nothing to do with the price of tea in china.
  15. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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    he is just creepy, plus there is smething there that is just not right
  16. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Troubled, the Brown boy is. Mmmm. Troubled. Blame his therapist I do.
    [/yoda]
  17. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

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    yoda why o why wont people post on this board enough to make it more interesting here?
  18. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Too few, the loyal are. Recruit more we must.
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  19. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

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    yoda how can we recruit people? i must know.
  20. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Answers to questions, the November meeting will have. Logos, T-Shirts, and flyers. Help they will. To friends you must speak as well. Own load, each must carry.
    [/yoda]
  21. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

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    what if my load is aroun 800 punds?
  22. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Then much toilet paper you will need!
    [/yoda]

    [face_laugh]
  23. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

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    no no no i mean the load that i must carry for recruiting people?
  24. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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    Steady you back, sails to the wind and stay the course.eventully youll hit land
  25. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    Yoda, why do some days seem longer than others?
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