So CO Yoda's Advice Column

[yoda]
Tried to shake me up, Na-gong did. How feels failure to you, mmmmmm?
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[yoda]
Quiet, it has been. Bored, Yoda is.
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why must yoda use a magic 8 ball. should he not have the almighty wisdom in his head?

 

[yoda]
Limited by experience, wisdom is. Power of the Force controls little plastic thingy in Magic 8 ball.
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that explains a whole lot

 

[yoda]
Bored Yoda has been. No questions have you? Think all the answers know you? Wrong you are. My advice, need you.
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o great yoda, what is the meaning of life?

 

[yoda]
Read more, you should. 42, meaning of life is.
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Actually, 42 was the answer to Life the Universe, and Everything...not the meaning of Life.

According to Charlie Brown (as quoted in the musical 'Snoopy'), "The meaning of life is to go back to bed and hope that tomorrow is a better day."

 

[yoda]
Focus not, the Jedi, on technicalities.
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You are willing to trust a manic depressant like charlie brown.

 

we all are. he always has the good answers for everything that we incredibly lazy people and layed back people like to do.

 

I dont think I agree with you. Charlie Brown is a self destructive,has low self esteem, is gullable,and introvert, plus he has the same amount of hair as homer simpson and he is what, 9 yrs old.

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he is always safe and that makes him seem very depressed all the time. he is very catious about what he does and when he does it. he may have low self esteem but that doesn't mean we cant trust him. and the hair has absolutly nothing to do with the price of tea in china.

 

he is just creepy, plus there is smething there that is just not right

 

[yoda]
Troubled, the Brown boy is. Mmmm. Troubled. Blame his therapist I do.
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yoda why o why wont people post on this board enough to make it more interesting here?

 

[yoda]
Too few, the loyal are. Recruit more we must.
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yoda how can we recruit people? i must know.

 

[yoda]
Answers to questions, the November meeting will have. Logos, T-Shirts, and flyers. Help they will. To friends you must speak as well. Own load, each must carry.
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what if my load is aroun 800 punds?

 

[yoda]
Then much toilet paper you will need!
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no no no i mean the load that i must carry for recruiting people?

 

Steady you back, sails to the wind and stay the course.eventully youll hit land

 

Yoda, why do some days seem longer than others?