So CO Yoda's Advice Column

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  1. Gilbu_Cotac Jedi Knight

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    Master Yoda,
    Why does your laugh sound eerily similar to Scooby-Doo's?
  2. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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    Mater yoda, your voice is raspy.have you ever considered a couch drop,or tea with lemon and honey?
  3. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    When 900 years old are you, sultry voice, have you will not.
    [/yoda]
  4. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    Hey Yoda, how short will you be when start shrinking?! ;)
  5. Moka Jedi Master

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    Master Yoda,
    I have heard rumor of the planning for the production of Episodes 7, 8 & 9. Is this true, and what will they be about?
  6. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Difficult to see, the future is. Always in motion. Master Lucas finished, he has said. But emotion, and greed cloud the future.

    Stopped shrinking, Yoda has. Bigger than a Wookiee Yoda was when young. ;)
    [/yoda]
  7. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

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    why would he make the movies??? he would have to get luke and han look a-likes
  8. Jankarakk FanForce CR Southern Nevada FF

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    Not if he did it during the time of the NJO
  9. MoD-Sith Jedi Master

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    but luke and han are in those even leha.


    EDIT: i forgot that those take place along time after the OT like 20 or so years.
  10. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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    25 years ABY is when it starts i believe.
  11. Moka Jedi Master

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    Master Yoda:


    Wass up yo?
  12. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Ceilings. The obvious answer, sometimes hard to see it is.
    [/yoda]
  13. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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    is the ceiling only hard to see if your really short and the room really tall?
  14. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    Is the sky hard to see as well Master Yoda?
  15. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    Another question Yoda, why do the weather people complain about the snow, and when it doesn't snow, they fuss about the drought?
  16. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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    I think that one falls back on the fact they just like to gripe about the weather so they can have job security.
  17. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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  18. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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  19. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    Retired from the scrutiny of padawans, Yoda has.
  20. Moka Jedi Master

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    Masta Yoda, would you do me the honor of bustin out a phat rhyme for the homies?
  21. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    Master Yoda is being lazy. ;)
  22. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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    no, master yoda is probably incredibly busy at the temple.
  23. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    Mhhh... Didn't Yoda say something like that? Hard to translate it on the computer! Poor Yoda.
  24. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Clone Wars. Going well they are not. Very busy I am.
    [/yoda]
  25. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    I thought the clone wars were over! Glad you're back Yoda!
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