So CO Yoda's Advice Column

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  1. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    100th post Yoda gets, hmmm!
    Popups. Work of the Emporer this is. Unavoidable evil this is. Shame.
    [/yoda]
  2. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    Lol. Can you zap him for me? ;)
  3. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Find him I cannot. Cloud our vision of the Force, he is able to. Zap him I would, if find him I could.
    [/yoda]
  4. trust_jedi_owk1 Jedi Master

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    okay, great master of the jedi. Master Yoda, i've looked all over and have not found this info anywhere. but what is the actual name of the star wars galaxy and how many star systems (or planets) in the sw galaxy?
  5. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Read can you not. Correct grammar Lucas uses not. "In a galaxy FarFarAway" should each film read. Lost in translation many details are.
    And number of star systems ask you. Hmmmph. Archives, complete are they except for the illegal removal of Kamino. But privileged Jedi information is this. Some sytems, hidden they are. Jedi places these. Known, they cannot be.
    {waves hand}These are not the planets you are looking for.
    [/yoda]
  6. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    Hey, I thought the FarFarAway thing was funny.



    Crickets chirping....
  7. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    So how do you travel Yoda?
  8. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    Hover-chair for local travel, I use. Very fast it is, very fast. Beat Mace, I do, in every hover-chair race!
    In a box I am packed for interstellar travel! Financially sound this method is. Cheaper, mmmmm. Yes. Cheaper.
    [/yoda]
  9. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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    What can brown do for you?

    Ship your Jedi master.
  10. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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  11. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    Hey Yoda, when did you know that you wanted to become a jedi? Also, what do you think of Weird Al song Yoda?
  12. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    To be a Jedi, not a choice. Very young was I. Jedi found me, not I the Jedi. Chosen you are, not choose to be.
    Honored I am by young Al's tribute. Dig his jive, I do. Tribute to padawan Skywalker is disturbing though. A dark future he predicts.
    [/yoda]
  13. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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  14. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    [yoda]
    T-Shirts, mmmm. Good for morale they are. More than one, you should have.
    [/yoda]
  15. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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    master yoda, there is a guy in my bio class I know through a mutal friend. we are both in the EMS program, he is very annoying and talks like gommer pyle(sp?), he thinks I am his friend but he annoys me. Is it improper to fantasize about force choking or flinging his butt of a balcony?
  16. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    <(._.)>
    Anger leads to hate, hate leads to....
    Hmmm, said that before, I have.
    Only when no hope of winning should you run from battle. Face your fears. Confront whiny, annoying one. Tell him of your angst.
    <(._.)>
  17. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    I like the imagine force choking idea better. You would not be able to tell a teacher if they annoy you!
  18. Gilbu_Cotac Jedi Knight

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    Don't listen to the ramblings of this ancient Jedi filth! Embrace your anger! Destroy any who stand in your way. Give in to the Dark side, and feel the TRUE power of the Force!
  19. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    Only then, can you be a jedi! I don't know. Yoda what would you say if the dark side is calling me? ;) Bwhahahahah! [face_devil]
  20. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    <(._.)>
    Troubling this trend of the younger Jedi is...
    <(._.)>
  21. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    What would you do if all the Jedi turn to this trend? ;)
  22. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    <(._.)>
    Await the chosen one, would I.
    <(._.)>
  23. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    Since you're in the past, you'll be waiting for a longgggggggg time.
  24. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    Hey Yoda, what do you plan to do over the summer?
  25. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    <(._.)>
    Hmmm. Clone Wars not going so well for the Jedi. Scouting for new and secluded place of residence am I. Less industrial. Closer to nature. Closer to the Force.
    <('_')>
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