FF:WA Yoda's Ears Pub Re-opened

I have decided to re-open the pub. I'll need a place to drink after work - when I go back to work in a couple of weeks.

Drinks are on the house!

But how am I supposed to get to them from up there?!

Use the ladder!

*installs escalator*

Good move.

*Stands a few metres back from the house and uses the force to fetch a drink*

So whats good around here ?

I make the best Star Wars cocktails this side of the Outer Rim.

Star Wars
Wookie
Darth Vader
Yoda
C-3PO
The Dark Side
Jedi Mind Trick

So, what'll it be?

I'll have a Jedi Mind Trick with a twist of lemon.

I suppose I should mention what's in each cocktail...

Star Wars
Southern Comfort
Amaretto
Sweet and sour mix
Sprite

Wookie
Peach schnapps
Amaretto
1 tblsp Heavy cream

Down the drink a follow with a hearty Chewbacca roar

Darth Vader
Vodka
Gin
Light rum
Tequila
Triple sec
Sour mix
Jägermeister

Yoda
Blue Curacao
Sour mix
Midori
Sour Apple Pucker
Vodka

C3PO
Cointreau
Peach schnapps
Peppermint schnapps
Pineapple juice
Orange juice

The Dark Side
Amaretto
Bacardi
Dark Creme de Cacao
Kahlua
Triple sec
3 scoops Vanilla ice-cream
Chocolate syrup

Jedi Mind Trick
Dark rum
Amaretto
Kahlua
Bailey's irish cream
3 scoops Ice-cream (Rocky Road)
Cream
2 Cherries


Still want lemon in your Jedi Mind Trick?

Of course.

One Jedi Mind Trick with a twist of lemon for Saint.

I'll have a blue milk - in a clean glass.

I'll have them all, when I come over to visit next week




And yes, I'm serious

*Passes a blue milk in a clean, sanitised glass to Steve*

Karty, now I have to go shopping for alcohol with no money. And I don't have a bar in my new dwelling.

I'll have a Yoda down this end.

A) Don't need a bar to do that. B) I hear Johnnage may be able to fix the lack of drinks problem

Well, well. Lots of people doing a Peter Petrelli and 'appearing' out of nowhere!

*Slides a Yoda down JA's way*

Mmmm, Peter Petrelli.....

John's not in my god books....

Speaking of 'Heroes', did you know there's actually a TV show which has the same concept for cats?

No? Here's a screencapture:

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Give him a break, Nat. He's been through alot recently that's messed him up.

All I'm saying is he is not in my good books, that's all. I don't know what's gone on in the last year, and that's where I'm going to leave it.

*Puts on the jukebox and has a Darth Vader*

Ahhh....

*Runs in*

Quick! Gimmie a drink!

*vomits*

Not quick enough!!

*falls over*

Someone get a hose !