FF:WA Yoda's Ears Pub Re-opened

*Serenades everyone by playing the spoons*

Thought things were getting a little quiet around here...

 

I haven't been well the past couple of days, so I've been getting an early night.

 

Aww... Hope you're better now!

*Gives Nat a Jedi Mind Trick*

 

Ooh, yummy! Thanks!

*Skulls Jedi Mind Trick*

More! Oh, hang on, I'm in charge of the bar!

*Goes off to make wierd and wonderful cocktails*

 

Ooo! I don't mind playing guinea pig!

 

*Passes Kira-Shay a dark purple cocktail*

Here, try this.

 

Can mesa have the green one, your highnessness?

 

Are you sure you want the green one barbar? It's pretty potent...

 

Um, yes. Mesa would still like da green one, tanks.

 

If you insist...

*Hands barbar a glass of the green cocktail*

So... whaddya think?

 

Yummy!

Oh, mesa no feel so good...

 

I call dibs on Barbar's corpse!

I have no idea what I'll do with it, but I'm sure I'll think of something.

 

*Watches barbar fall over*

I told you it was potent! Barbar can't hold his liqour!

*Ties up barbar's hands and feet with duct tape and hides him in the cellar*

 

*Drinks the purple cocktail* Mmm... Very nice Nat!

I also wish to warn you that a Pina Colada is not 1/2 juice, 1/2 rum - that makes it a leeetle too strong....

 

Pfffft, when it comes to rum there's no such thing as 'too strong'.

 

Believe me, 4 mugs of that was more than enough - and I'm definatley not a light weight!

 

*Makes a mystical green cocktail*

Anyone wanna try?

 

KIRA-SHAY: mugs? I'm going on the size of my mug here, and this mug is huge.

Nat: me!

 

Moose: I'll admit it wasn't a very large mug

Nat: Me too!

 

*climbs on the bar*

I'm gonna jump!

Don't try and stop me!!!!

 

It wasn't a thimble sized mug, was it?

OK, I won't stop you.

 

*Hands Moose and Kira-Shay a glass each of the mystical green cocktail, then stands back and chants*

Jump! Jump! Jump!

 

*takes a few sips*

ZOMG! I can see time!

*drinks some more*

I can see infinity!!

 

*Takes a sip*

Wow! This is good stuff! What a kaleidoscope of colour!

*Falls over*

 

Moose: You got me!

*Takes a sip of the cocktail*
Ooo.... Singing pink elephants.... Purdy! *Hic!*

*Takes over from Nat* Jump! Jump! Jump!